Hour 3 – Cowboys Offense the Greatest? Matt Barrows

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Carrie Brownstein 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:02
Guaranteed human. Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:05
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:10
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
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And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:34
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Dan Patrick 0:39
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:41
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Caller / Female caller (Unknown) 0:51
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out.
Marvin (Marv) - Dan Patrick Show cast member 1:04
Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports.
Nick Turturro 1:16
Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt?
Savannah James 1:36
To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
Nick Turturro 1:42
And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro. And listen now.
Jake Brennan 1:56
I'm Jake Brennan. And on my podcast, Disgraceland, I tell the stories behind music's biggest names. Like how the story of the Foo Fighters isn't just about music. It's about grief, shock, and the moment everything changed. Imagine that. You're in the biggest band on the planet, as Dave Grohl was in 1994 in Nirvana. And the phone rings, and you learn that your singer, your friend, the reluctant voice of a generation, Kurt Cobain, is dead. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dan Patrick 2:32
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox Sports Radio. We did it. We made it to the final hour this Meet Friday. I just went out and inspected the Rectac grills. We got, well, Dylan, why don't you give the menu here? Little rundown, Dan. Steakhouse day. Cowboy cut ribeyes, bone-in, of course. Porterhouse steak. Wagyu tri-tip. Deconstructed wedge salad and lobster mac and cheese. Okay. So the wedge salad isn't a wedge. You deconstruct the wedge.
Todd (Dan Patrick Show staff - likely Todd Fritz or Todd?) 3:03
Yeah, so it's the exact same ingredients, just chopped up wedge already.
Dan Patrick 3:06
Okay. Lobster mac and cheese has gotten Fritzie's attention. Sounds so good. Thank you, Todd. Meet courtesy of Heartland State Co. Stat of the day brought to you by Panini America, the official trading cards of the Dan Patrick Show. We've got some new additions here. We've got some new shows coming up that we'll talk to you about, podcasts, some other things. And Todd goes, are we going to hire a human resources person? I go, I'm HR. He goes, I know, but, you know, we're kind of getting to be a little bit bigger company should we have HR. Doesn't seem like a reasonable question. No. Well, here's the thing. Is anybody ever happy to go to HR or see the Human Resources Department? It feels like Toby from The Office, like whenever he was around, Michael hated him.
Dan Patrick 3:57
And I don't think anybody's in a good mood when you go, hey, HR wants to see you.

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