Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What insights did Albert Breer share from the NFL owners' meeting?
You know, we started double team, and I'm going to try to do some different things. But, listen, I'm super proud of the way our group played. We played great basketball tonight for, you know, three quarters. Unfortunately, fourth quarter, they dominated us in the fourth quarter.
That pesky fourth quarter. Other than that, I'm really proud of what we did.
Chapter 3: Why are the Super Bowl dates still unknown?
That's why they play four quarters. Proud is a weird description. I'm really proud of my team. I'd be prouder if they would have won the game, but they got to come up with a new philosophy here on playing defense, and I'm sure that's what the practice session is going to be all about today. Yes, Dylan?
Also, hoarding timeouts until the end of the game is all well and good, but not while you're in the midst of blowing a 20-point lead. Yeah, when he said that he wanted to keep his timeouts towards the end of the game, you don't get to take them with you and use them in game two, and they're on a run. Call a timeout. Settle down the garden. Settle down your team.
Chapter 4: What are the implications of the proposed 18-game NFL season?
Remind them. Remind them of how they got here. Yeah, Dylan. Is there any possibility that coaches are afraid of getting flamed for not having timeouts at the end of the game so they might opt to sit on them as opposed to using them earlier? Well, I'm sure that's what he thought, but at some point I do have to call a timeout.
And if at the end of the game I don't have a timeout, then I have to say to the media, I chose to use a timeout there because I had to stop their momentum. And whether it worked or not, if you're getting to the end of the game and you don't have a timeout, I mean, I find timeouts sometimes are overrated because a lot of times, and I've been around the huddle where you're just listening in.
When the NBA Finals back in the mid-'90s, and I did the game on radio covering the NBA Finals, and that was the Seattle Supersonics and the Chicago Bulls, I was privy to what was being said in the Seattle huddle. Well, there wasn't a lot going on in there. It was basically George Carl saying, two down, and that would be Gary Payton would get a screen, come out and get the ball. That was it.
There was no motivational, hey, somebody knocked Jordan on his butt. There was nothing like that. It was like, all right, all right, two down, all right, all right, okay, come on, all right, let's go. I'd be like, wow. And then they would go to me and say, oh, what'd they say? I said, well, kind of what they said the last time out.
And the time out before that, two down, Gary Payton gets the ball. Sometimes you do it just to say, let's just stop. Let's just have the game stop and see what happens after that. But the way it was going with the Knicks and that crowd, and they fed off of that, and then all of a sudden the Cavaliers, you know, you're in a tsunami. and all of a sudden you can't get out.
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You guys were talking about international players obviously really taking over the NBA, and I was curious if you had any insight on the development that they have in Europe today versus what they do in the United States and Canada here, and how's that translating to modern-day NBA basketball? Thanks.
Well, they have academies over there, whether it's soccer, basketball, and they go there and they're professionals. They're 14, 15. Luca was 15. You're being taught fundamentals. You're being taught how to be a basketball player, not, hey, you're a shooting guard, you're a big guy, back to the basket. That's not the way they do it.
And Dirk Nowitzki talked about this when he was growing up, learning how to handle the ball and how to shoot outside. That's what they teach. We have AAU. They have academies. And AAU, if you've ever been to AAU, you'll see a lot of things, a lot of good things, and you'll see a lot of bad things as well. Yes, Marv? Well, I agree with the development process that international play has.
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Chapter 5: How does travel distance affect NFL teams' performance?
All right, Mark. But the best basketball players in the world are not from the United States, right? You're right, but he said taking over. No, no, but taking over, and you're right, top-heavy, but the best players are not from the United States. So is it just a coincidence, or is there something systemic that these players...
getting the proper tutelage, they have a little bit of a head start with fundamentals, with the way they're taught. It's not an AAU style that they're brought up in. They're brought up in maybe a little bit more structure. But you can't deny the best players right now, the best five or six players, are not from the United States. Yes, Mark.
But guys like Embiid and Shea, they grew up in the AAU system.
So sometimes they're just really great players from a different part of the world. So it might not be, hey, they're developed better over there. Luka and, you know, Jokic, they're anomalies.
Yes, Paul. Yeah, I've got this SI article from a few years ago, and they said the big difference is in Europe there's high practice-to-game ratios. It's more about practice than playing weekend games, and that if you're 15 and you're a star, you'll stay in a certain program for a long time. You don't go year-to-year joining other places.
Also keep this in mind, you know, the Michigan Wolverines national title team is a little bit younger than the current starting lineup for OKC. Get ready for LSU basketball this year, folks, because this is going to be a train wreck for the NCAA. Because Will Wade is back.
um they're getting players they've got a couple of guys who've already spent time with the celtics and jazz in the g league they got a player who's been playing professionally overseas for years i think it's a marcio santos he's 23 then they got a 25 year old former celtics draft pick and uh they also have another player who played overseas and has already been drafted into the nba hey
Illinois did this, brought in players. Who knows how old they are? But you're getting somebody who's 25, who has played professionally, and gets to play in college. Something's wrong with that. Once you sign a professional contract or once you're drafted, you shouldn't be able to play. But LSU is going to make a mockery of this. Like, oh, we can bring in whoever we want?
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Chapter 6: What are the differences in travel for teams like the Rams and Panthers?
Like, okay, LSU, and they're all in on this. Like, I don't know what their morals or standards are. I don't think they care. Yes, Dylan. It sort of reminds me of how the hockey pipeline works, because it has to go from high school and then play juniors and then go to college, so you'd be in freshman class and be like, oh, how old are you? Like 23. Yes, Paul.
I was just thinking, you're at LSU, you're in an astronomy class, and some 27-year-old guy from Latvia walks in with a beard. He's calling his wife and kids between classes. Yeah. Smoking heaters. Yes, Todd.
Maybe that's exactly what the sport needs for someone to make a mockery of it. Someone's going to show something to such an extreme level where eventually someone feels like, whether it's competing schools or the NCAA, we've got to do something about this finally. This is obnoxious.
Yeah, well, I don't know how much power they have. It's like when I told you this a couple of weeks ago, and you had people say, I think you've greatly inflated the amount of money that's attached to these college programs. I said that there were certain schools approaching $40 million football-wise with their salaries, with the amount of money attached. $40 million! And that's the case.
Then there was some data that came out, and it showed there's three or four football programs that are going to spend $40 million. Meanwhile, we're doing away with secondary sports at a rapid rate. It's everybody all in. Hey, I can donate a dollar. Well, don't have that dollar go to the tennis team or softball team. Have it go to the football team. Yes, Dylan.
It just goes to show how crazy the landscape was before. They have no problem shelling out $50 million for a team from a financial standpoint. So they've been profiting buckets for just ever. I also wonder about this. I know it's crazy to say this, but like the academics, when you got guys who were coming over from Europe. Come on, dude. I know, I know.
Once again, one of my goals this year is have somebody declared academically ineligible in football or basketball. A big name, just so I can feel better about kind of teetering on the brink of being declared academically ineligible. But you're going to bring over 25-year-olds. Are they going to school? Like, what are we doing? Yeah, get off my lawn. I'm sorry. But I'm not sorry.
Let me take a break. Albert Breer, the Monday morning court. What, Paul? Okay, I'm going to send a note to the NCAA with a simple question. You want to hear it? Or should I save it? I'm going to give it to you now. Do you have to be registered in classes to play college sports? All right. We take a break. Albert Breer, the Monday morning quarterback, will join us on Wednesday. After this.
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Chapter 7: How does travel impact player health and performance in the NFL?
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