Hour 3 – Wizards Woes, Batting Title Is Boring

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How does the show open and what headlines set the stage for Hour 3?

Carrie Brownstein 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:04
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:05
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:07
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:10
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:22
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:34
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Bob Pittman 0:39
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:41
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Yamanika (host of You're the Problem) 0:51
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler 1:21
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Yamanika (host of You're the Problem) 1:31
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro 1:51
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app. Search delivering happiness with Nick Turturro. And listen now.
Dan Patrick 2:27
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox Sports Radio. Final hour on this Monday. Best and worst of the weekend. What you liked, you didn't like. Operators sitting by. Tyler, take your phone calls. 877-3DP-SHOW. Fritzie's here. Dylan, front row with Paulie and Marvin. Yours truly. And, of course, the backroom guys. We say good morning if you're watching the program on Peacock. Thank you for downloading the app. And our stat of the day brought to you by, as always... Panini America, the official trading cards of the program. The WNBA on NBC and Peacock. Sunday, Paige Beckers and the Wings take on Olivia Miles and the Lynx. The WNBA live on NBC and Peacock. Poll question for the final hour of the program.
Dan Patrick 3:10
Dylan? Which major sport has the most parity? MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL? Well... Let me start with the NBA. You've had eight different winners the last eight years. Do you consider that parody? You know, we make a big deal about a repeat champ in the NFL. That hasn't happened very often in the last 30 years. I don't view baseball as parody, top heavy, but I would say that the NBA having eight different winners the last eight years, that's pretty impressive. Yes, Dylan. But that's kind of viewed as an anomaly in the NBA, right? Because the NBA is probably the most dynastic over the course of its history. Yeah, but not recently. You have really good teams. Golden State's been a good team. LeBron's bounced around.
Dan Patrick 4:17
Durant's bounced around.

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