The Best of The Dan Patrick Show

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Carrie Brownstein 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:02
Guaranteed human. Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:05
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:07
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:10
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:22
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:34
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Paul Pabst 0:39
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:41
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dan Patrick 0:51
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler 1:51
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Unknown 2:01
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dan Patrick 2:22
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox Sports Radio. Joe Thomas went into the Hall of Fame a couple of years ago. Hall of Fame Farms owned by Joe Thomas. So he brought in his trailer from Wisconsin to the Pro Football Hall of Fame Fan Fest. And you're selling meat out of your... Are you in your trailer now or are you in your home? It'd be nice if my trailer was this sweet. No, I'm in my condo in Westlake. I was at Brown's practice yesterday, and after the show, I'm heading right down there. We're going to start flipping burgers and cooking steaks and getting in our mobile butcher shop right there in FanFest right next to the main stage. Where is your Hall of Fame jacket right now? Unfortunately, it is crumpled up into my suitcase because I'm about to jump in my car and drive down to Canton.
Dan Patrick 3:10
But I can throw it on if you want it, Dan. Yeah, would you go get it? Oh, yeah, no problem. It'll be like a minute. Is that cool? Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see it. And the fact that it's all crumpled up, you'd think that he would hang it, though.
Paulie (Paul Verzi) 3:25
Right, Paulie? You would think you'd hang it in the back on one of those little things in the backseat of your car, right?
Dan Patrick 3:31
I would think so. Well, you know what? The material that those things are made out of, they might not wrinkle. Yeah, Paulie?
Paulie (Paul Verzi) 3:38
Quick game. What size is Joe Thomas' Hall of Fame jacket?
Hmm.
Dan Patrick 3:45
I'm going to go 52 long. God, that's my guess, too.
Paulie (Paul Verzi) 3:49
52 long.
Dan Patrick 3:51
Okay. He probably had to go out to his car, open up the trunk, and get his Hall of Fame jacket. Yes, Dylan? I feel like he would be 52 in his playing days. Now he's pretty. I'm going 46. No. No. That's not much larger than what I would have. I think I'm a 43 long. 50 even. Thank you, Todd. Marvin, you got a guess here? I like that we have Joe Thomas on. I just sent him out to this car, but he did offer it up. I thought, okay, where in the hell is your suitcase, Joe? there he is wow all right i like that you look good much better much better look okay why is it crumpled up in your suitcase well because it was packed away because right after the show i got to drive down to canton so it was uh it was a little bit better than crumpled but it was folded up in the suitcase okay uh we guessed uh the size of your jacket

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