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Unknown 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.
Joe Jonas 0:05
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
Dan Patrick 0:12
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
Unknown 0:16
We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Joe Jonas 0:22
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know.
Unknown 0:24
Tired and sick.
Joe Jonas 0:25
Tired and sick.
Kevin Jonas 0:26
Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Unknown 0:33
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Dan Patrick 0:52
Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Unknown 0:55
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Kevin Jonas 1:05
Every family has its secrets, but what happens when you discover that your dad has been living a double life?
Unknown 1:12
That is not the look of an innocent man. Is everyone lying to me about who they are?
Kevin Jonas 1:19
I felt such desperation. I felt it was what I had to do. Listen to Deep Cover The Family Man on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 1:35
Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is, getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is, getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akilah Hughes, and Rebel Spirit Season 2 is about both of those things. As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up in a majority Black city, in which there were more homages to enslavers than there were to enslaved people. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox Sports Radio. Knicks handle the Cavaliers, 26 for Josh Hart. They're up 2-0.
Unknown 2:13
You do have basketball tonight. Thunder at the Spurs. The Spurs are a slight favorite. Looking ahead to Saturday, the Knicks will be a slight underdog in Cleveland. So that's on Saturday. You saw last night with the Knicks, they're just capable of these runs, and I think Cleveland was doing their damnedest to make sure Jalen Brunson didn't beat them. Josh Hart did. He had 26, and they had an 18-0 run in the third quarter. You know, they're just getting these big moments here and blowing teams out. That's nine straight postseason games the Knicks have won. That's the longest single-season winning streak in the playoffs since the Celtics, on their way to the title, won 10 in a row.
Kevin Jonas 3:01
Woo! Ow!
Unknown 3:03
Standard of the day, standard of the day. Standard of the day, standard of the day. This is the standard. 877-3DP-SHELL. Operator Tyler sitting by. Take your phone calls. We'll settle on a poll question. Dylan doing double duties. He's not only cooking today, but also handling poll question and back row responsibilities. What is Meat Friday all about today, Dylan? You're missing a good one, Dan. I'm sorry. But we have halibut filet-o-fish sandwiches, swordfish cakes, and porchetta and broccoli rob sandwiches. Who has it better than we do? Nobody. Wait, that didn't sound enthusiastic. What's going on here with a fish Friday? Yeah, Paul. I thought that was quite harmonious. We sounded really good together. But it didn't sound boisterous.
Unknown 4:02
It was harmonious. Would you rather be harmonious or boisterous? Well, if I'm at a sporting event, I don't want to be harmonious. If I'm excited about a meet Friday, I want to be boisterous. Who has it better than we do? Nobody. Okay, that's it. That's all I'm asking for, you know. Worst case scenario, just fake it. That's all. I did wonder about the celebrity's court side. If you're not really a Knicks fan, but you got great seats, you got to act like you're a Knicks fan.

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