Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the Knicks' chances against the Cavaliers?
John Starks, as Patrick Ewing said yesterday, gets a little too excited there. So I'd have to pick the fan base that's kind of my level, and that would be Sudeikis and Bateman. That would be like, this is a pretty cool experience, man. The atmosphere is pretty good. It wouldn't be like, oh, my God, Brunson's not hitting his shots. They've got to get the ball to Catmore.
Josh Hart, man, he's a glue guy. I don't want that if I'm going to a game where I'm not a true fan. Yes, Todd. And you have a sense of humor, so you'd appreciate they make little sarcastic remarks that kind of one-up each other.
You can fit right in with them as everyone's people watching and just making little comments.
but you gotta be careful to try to not out funny the funny people because they're competitive And sometimes like Sandler's really generous when you're trying to be funny or Will Ferrell. You know, hopefully Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis would be forgiving if I was trying to be funny. Yes, Marvin.
See, this is the issue that I have with the Knicks getting further and further into the playoffs. You're getting guys that can afford the seats, not true Knicks fans. So no offense. I wouldn't want you front row because you're not a Knicks fan. No, Sudeikis and Bateman, I don't know if you guys are real Knicks fans. I know Tracy Morgan is. I know Ben Stiller is. I know Spike Lee is.
Those guys should be there. So, no.
I don't want to get booed on the Jumbotron when they realize that I'm not a Knicks fan. Usually you cheer everybody and you get the Zoolander look from Ben Stiller and all of a sudden they put talking hairdo Dan Patrick and people would be like, huh? Yes, Paul. So it becomes poser cam instead of Knicks fan cam. Yeah. And then you get booed. I don't want them.
And, you know, sometimes we don't know exactly who is courtside. Here is an awkward moment describing some of the celebrities who were courtside last night. Brunson does it himself. Takes it to the length of the floor and lays it in. John McEnroe right there. Cedric the Entertainer is in the building. They're all loving it. Well, the problem was it was Bernard King, not Cedric the Entertainer.
So that's courtesy of CBS. I'll give the announcer an A-plus for excitement, but I'm going to give him an F for courtside awareness. Yes, Marvin?
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