Chapter 1: What happened in the Thunder's Game 5 win over the Spurs?
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Chapter 2: What insights does Mike Breen share about Madison Square Garden?
Three times playing for the Cup in nine years. Yes, Paul. Didn't they fire the coach like nine weeks ago? Yeah. Yes. You know, you can look. There have been coaches who have been fired midseason or early in the season. Now, some of these, like Jack McKinney in 1979, 1980 with the Lakers, he was involved in a bicycle accident, and Paul Westhead came in and won the title with the Lakers.
81-82, Paul Westhead was fired 11 games in. Pat Riley came in, led them to the championship. He had been their announcer. The Miami Heat, Stan Van Gundy, let go after 21 games. Pat Riley came in again and got a title there with the Miami Heat. And then, of course, the 2015-2016 Cavs. David Blatt, he was fired midseason. They were 30-11. The Cavaliers were 30-11, and David Blatt got fired.
His assistant, Tyronn Lue, took over and won the title there.
Chapter 3: How does Jamal Crawford describe defending SGA?
Golden Knights going to the Stanley Cup final. Yeah, Paul.
So the Golden Knights fired Bruce Cassidy in late March. They bring in John Tortorella.
Wouldn't you love to know what the change was, what the message changed when Tortorella got there? Because it's the same players. Same roster, but he's certainly a different coach. I mean, his personality, everywhere he's gone. He usually dominates the post-game press conferences. Win or lose, you're like, oh, did you hear what Torch had to say?
Because he says some weird things, fun things, different things. Yes, Dylan.
Yeah, he's not afraid to yell a little bit from my experience with the Rangers. But it's interesting how alive and well the President's Trophy curse is still. The last team to win the President's Trophy and the Stanley Cup is... It's been 16 years ago?
13 years ago. 13 years ago. Okay. And that team was? The Chicago Blackhawks. Okay.
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Chapter 4: What legendary stories did Jamal Crawford share from Rucker Park?
Sweater. Sweater.
Too many names. Kit is soccer. Yeah, kit. I don't know about that. It's just what it's called. I know. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean, I mean. Not a big soccer guy. I know. So the Golden Knights, that's third Stanley Cup in the franchise's first nine seasons. Keep in mind, the Arizona Cardinals won their last title in 1947. They were also the St. Louis Cardinals.
Toronto hasn't won the Cup in 59 years. The Lions and Browns have never reached the Super Bowl, and the Cubs, of course, had a 108-year World Series drought. So what you have with the Golden Knights just doesn't happen. They benefited from the expansion draft, but if you go to a Golden Knights game, it's an event. It's like a Vegas show. They do a great job.
The atmosphere is different than anybody else. As soon as you see those sweaters on the ice, you know that that's Vegas. And back in the Stanley Cup final for a third time in nine years. All right. Any other poll questions that you're thinking about, Dylan? Yeah, Dan, who needs to clear their throat more, Mitch Johnson, Doc Rivers, or Marvin?
Remember when Fritzy had the, do we have that, Marvin, of Fritzy clearing his throat? Remember there was actually a song that we had? Oh, this is good. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Can we find that? Because Fritzy would always have a hard time. It's a great song. Clearing his throat.
Let me clear my throat. Oh! Have mercy, babe. I hope you don't mind.
No, no, that's not a thing. That's Todd singing? No, no, no, it's not. I typed in clear my throat, so you guys got to let me know exactly what it is. How about Fritzie, clear my throat? How about we take a break?
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the NBA flopping debate?
Let's do it. Fritzie, clear your throat, I think, is what it is. Thank you, Todd. All righty, just getting started. So phone calls, always, 877-3DP-SHOW. Mike Breen, longtime Knicks announcer. Who does he think is the greatest Knicks player of all time? We'll find out. Top of next hour, the great comedian, Nate Bargatze. I always want to say Bargatze, but then when we met him in Vegas...
Or Tahoe. He said, no. He goes, my family actually mispronounces it, but it's Nate Bargatze. I said, okay. But it should be Bargatze. Yes, Paul.
You like Bargatze.
He says Bargatze.
Yeah. It's a Bargatze, not a Bargatze. But he'll join us. And Jamal Crawford, he'll join us as well, fresh off the game last night. All right. Take a break. We're back after this Dan Patrick show. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick Show weekdays at 9 a.m. Eastern, 6 a.m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
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Chapter 6: How does the physicality of the game affect player performance?
Congratulations to my Golden Knights. They will play for the Stanley Cup for the third time in nine years of existence. You've got a game six coming up tomorrow night in San Antonio, and I've got the Spurs favored by three and a half. Haven't heard anything from the NBA. Wemby, not in a good mood, obviously, after a loss. Did not meet with the media, and he'll probably be fined for that.
I'm just curious why he didn't meet with the media. Is there something that we don't know about? I know he's frustrated, but... After last night, they thought he was going to the press conference, and then I guess he just took another turn and walked out of the building. 877-3DP-SHOW, email address dp at danpatrick.com, Twitter handle at dpshow.
Nate Bargatze, the great comedian, will join us in about 40 minutes from now. And also Jamal Crawford, who was on the call last night with Reggie Miller and Mike Tirico. Mike Breen, Hall of Famer. He's won three sports Emmys. You know what I'm thinking, Breen? We're going to do this show in Spanish and maybe go into a different category because we can't win the Daily Studio Sports Show.
What do you think of that? Game plan. C. How many times were you nominated before you won? It wasn't Susan Lucci level, but it was quite a few. And I remember there was one time I went a whole bunch of times when I was nominated. I'm not just saying this. It's an honor to be nominated. If you would have told me I was even nominated years ago, I'd laugh.
But I went like three years in a row when I was nominated where Mike Emmerich,
one he won like seven in a row so i'd be sitting there and they say in the end he goes to mike and get up out of your seat oh no and it happened like three years in a row it's and i think whoever presented too they had that pause after they said mike just a just a day in but you have to be a good actor because i would go if i was nominated and i knew bob costas was going to win
But I I had to be excited that Bob won, you know, for the 35th time. And I became really good at that. Oh, you know, that little extra aggressive applause. And I haven't been back since, Mike. Yeah, that's not I don't handle it that way. I get up and leave right away. Oh, one year. We were the second to last award, the category. And I walked around the whole building. I went to dinner.
Pat Sajak was at dinner. I'm talking to him about Wheel of Fortune. I'm killing two hours. I come back. I still got another hour. And then we lose. And then I've got to drive two hours back home and tell my kids in the morning, Dad didn't win. Dad did not win. Heartbreaking evening, Stan. I'm with you on that. Crushing. Who is the best New York Knick of all time, in your opinion?
It's hard for me to say anybody but Walt Clyde Frazier. because we've been partners on the air for 30 years and he won two championships and was, I mean, just so special and they don't win those championships without him. It's also hard not to say Patrick Ewing because of what he was, the numbers he put up year after year after year. So if you want to say either one of them, I'm okay with you.
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Chapter 7: What are the strategies for the upcoming NBA Finals?
And you look at how this team was constructed. You know, you're giving up five first-round draft picks for Bridges. You bring in Brunson, maybe he's a complimentary figure. Karl-Anthony Towns, I think maybe fans were ready to ship him out so you could get Giannis. Josh Hart, it's just kind of uniquely built, but it feels like it's a true team.
Unlike when you had Carmelo, you know, at a singular Hall of Famer, this really feels truly like a team. But it didn't come together, you know, naturally. Right. Well, first off, what Leon Rose has done, all five starters he acquired, whether by free agency or by trade. And the NBA, the history of the NBA is littered with teams with an abundance of talent that never won anything.
And what Leon Rose's vision was not just to get quality players, but get players who win. And, you know, obviously the three Villanova guys, they won NCAA championships. And not a lot of people thought they were going to win those when they initially set out. So you get players who it's all about winning, players who play well with others.
You know, the whole is better than the sum of its parts, that whole theory. And that's what this is. And what I love what they did is they were very pragmatic about it. They didn't try and hit those home runs. Okay, let's get this guy. They built a team that plays well together. And that's still, for me, that's still the most enjoyable teams to watch play.
He's Mike Breen, ESPN, ABC, lead, play-by-play voice, and waiting around. You know, we talk about players, rust, rest. What about you, calling the NBA Finals? You got all these days not doing anything. Yeah, I go the other way after this interview. I'm not going to speak for the next five days. Can you call a simulated game?
You know, after doing COVID, when you had to do the games in your basement, I will never do anything like that again. I would quit the business before I had to do that again. That was just, it was dreadful because, especially in basketball, You know, where your broadcast location is, you're sitting in the middle of the crowd. It's it's the coolest thing to have that crowd all around you.
I've used this quote before that I stole from somebody. But fans are the oxygen of pro sports. And man, is that so especially during a playoff time? There's nothing like it. I laughed when you said Travis Kelsey was courtside with his fiancee. but not acknowledging Taylor Swift by name? Correct.
Well, we always do, but Patrick Ewing goes to a lot of Knick games, and Patrick's daughter, Randy Ewing, works for the NBA, and frequently they sit together at Knick games. So whenever we do the celebrity role at Madison Square Garden, I always say, there's league executive Randy Ewing and her dad.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the NBA playoffs and player dynamics?
Yes, I'm going to commit to that. I will not talk to my wife for the next five days. Thank you, Mike. Okay, see, he stopped talking right there. Stopped talking right there. It starts right now. That's Mike Breen. He's won three sports Emmys. Let's see. Do we have a poll question for hour two? Yes, Paul. I think he went 0 for 7 before winning three straight. I think we're 0 for 6. Yeah.
There you go. Maybe we got to be 0 for 7. Right. That'd be great. And then we win in the final year. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Right after my retirement, and then I come back, and then I walk in, and then I raise the trophy, and then I say, I'm coming back. To the sports Emmys, every single year they invite me. Thank you and good night. Drive home safely.
Dylan, do we have a poll question for hour two? You know what? Why don't you save it? You want to save it? Yeah, why don't you save it? All right. Go check on the pizzas. All right. All right. All right, we'll take a break. Back after this. Thanks for listening to the Dan Patrick Show podcast. Be sure to catch us live every weekday morning, 9 to noon Eastern or 6 to 9 Pacific on Fox Sports Radio.
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We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and...
Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down?
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