The Dildorks
Episodes
Episode 75: Screws Your Own Adventure
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kate interviews porn legend Joanna Angel, of the Burning Angel Empire, about her new venture: a choose-your-own-adventure erotic novel, Nigh...
Episode 74: Vibration Frustration
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Not all sex toys live up to their hype! This week we discussed some of the most overrated toys on the market, why they suck, and how they could be bet...
Episode 73: PolyGoals
07 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talked to Kevin Patterson from Poly Role Models, a blog about the diversity of experiences and identities in polyamorous communities. We ...
Episode 72: Vanilla With Sprinkles
30 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Relationships between kinksters and vanilla people aren’t inherently doomed! This week we discuss navigating these mixed-orientation connections: ho...
Episode 71: Kinky Queeries
23 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we tackled some questions from listeners (and one from Kate). Hear us weigh in on cultivating a desire to masturbate, sex party etiquette, u...
Episode 70: Reid the Room
20 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
(NOTE: We've opted to leave this episode up because we still think the info in it is valuable – but we have heard the recent accusations levelled a...
Episode 69: Sixty-Whine
09 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
For our 69th episode, we discussed the contentious sex act of 69ing! Find out why we usually don't like it, which factors make us like it better, and ...
Episode 68: Happy Screw Year
02 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new year, babes! This week we took stock of how we did on our 2017 sex goals and set some new ones for 2018. Hear about dates we went on, good a...
Episode 67: Twentysevenpeen
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Did your 2017 sizzle or fizzle? This week's our year in review: we discussed our best and worst sex of the year, our favorite locations in which we ba...
Episode 66: Holigays
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy holidays, dorks! Here's an episode about navigating this festive season as a weirdo/queerdo. We discuss wintertime traditions, family snafus, an...
Episode 65: Fornix Rising
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're bringing our A-spot A-game this week to talk about the little-known anterior fornix erogenous zone! Find out how we discovered this spot, how we...
Episode 64: One Dildork, One Drummer
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bex is sick this week so Kate is joined by her brother, Max Bornstein, drummer for garage rock band Goodbye Honolulu and co-founder/director of Toront...
Episode 63: Wet-à-Tête
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Things are about to get messy: this week we discussed sexual fluids! Find out our thoughts and feelings on cum, piss, blood, sweat, spit, and all mann...
Episode 62: Bratitude
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We were both in a real weird mood this week and it shows. Whoops. Enjoy this mess of an episode about gratitude, recent aggravations, and life as a Se...
Episode 61: Bi Bi Bi
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a civil discussion of sexual labels devolves into a rant about bisexual erasure before your very ears! Find out what labels we do and don't...
Episode 60: Blushing and Gushing
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our guest this week is Princess Kali, author, former pro domme, and erotic humiliation expert! We chatted with her about the appeal of humiliation pla...
Episode 59: Fifty Shades of Garbage
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This year for Halloween, we watched the scariest thing we could think of: Fifty Shades of Grey! Get your hands on the unrated version and watch along ...
Episode 58: Cumpanions
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Friends with benefits: a fantastic idea, often poorly executed! This week we're discussing FWBs: how to find one, how to keep one, why they're great, ...
Episode 57: Word Pervs
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're showing off our cunning linguistics this week and talking about dirty talk! Find out about Kate's passion for porn captions, Bex's boner for alo...
Episode 56: Cliticism
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We were so excited this week to talk to Lynsey G, journalist, author, and porn critic! She chatted with us about how porn has changed, how amateur por...
Episode 55: Flirts 'n' Firsts
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
First dates: so fun, so scary, so rife with potential! This week, we discuss what makes a good first date, the best and worst ones we've been on, and ...
Episode 54: Climaximal
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Orgasms! We love 'em. You probably do too. Hear all about our first orgasms, what gets us off now, and how testosterone is changing Bex's orgasms, amo...
Episode 53: Bexhibitionism
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we sneezed and grumbled our way through a discussion of exhibitionism. Find out why we like showing off and why we don't – and why we occa...
Episode 52: Clowning Around
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Berg, kink educators and fellow sex podcasters! We talked with them about humiliation, clowns...
Episode 51: A Little Help From My Friends
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Kink is an important aspect of our friendship, even though we don't have sex with each other. Find out what kind of kink stuff we do, how it helps us,...
Episode 50: Gorytelling
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We sat down with the delightful Claire AH, of Tell Me Something Good and Friend of a Friend Matchmaking, to talk about sexy storytelling, making match...
Episode 49: The Dom Before the Storm
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're both pretty subby, but we have some feelz about dominance. Find out the difference between topping and domming, what sex acts make us feel toppy...
Episode 48: Wood-Hell Yeah
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We just went to the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit and had some Thoughts and Feelings! Hear about our favorite and least favorite sessions, the weird/...
Episode 47: Yes You Con
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We recorded this episode live at the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit! Find out our best tips for attending conferences: how to meet people, learn thing...
Episode 46: Unicornographic
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we sat down with our friend Suz, a sex blogger, unicorn, and online-dating aficionado. She told us about her best and worst threesomes, gave...
Episode 45: Taylor-Made
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we sat down with our friend Taylor J Mace, blogger, educator, and sex worker! They told us the nerdy strategies they use to plan group sex, ...
Episode 44: Edge-ucation
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get wild and talk about edgeplay: kinks that kinda terrify us, but in a hot way. Find out what we find compelling about knives, piss, con...
Episode 43: Cockoisseurs
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our passion for penises knows no bounds. In this episode, we discuss all things dick: our first schlong sightings, our current criteria for commendabl...
Episode 42: We're Poly, By Golly!
05 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, the wonderful and complex world of non-monogamy! This week, we get nerdy about polyamory. Find out how we realized monogamy didn't work for us, wh...
Episode 41: Absolutely Positive
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What the heck is sex-positivity and why does it matter? This week, we discuss the sex-positive movement: its advantages, its criticisms, and how to li...
Episode 40: Daddy's Day
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Father's Day! Let's talk about Daddy Doms. Find out how we realized we were into Daddies, how we deal with weird feelings around this taboo, and...
Episode 39: Minotaur Metamours
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We were thrilled this week to chat with Andre Shakti, sex educator, sex worker, and sex journalist. She gave us advice on managing jealousy, meeting m...
Episode 38: Fan-Friction
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Fanfiction is a wonderful exercise in imagination and perviness! Find out our favorite fic pairings, our thoughts on the ethics of real-person fic, an...
Episode 37: Kissin' Impossible
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Maaan, we really like making out. This week we're talkin' about kissing. Find out which Indiana Jones movie underscored Bex's first kiss, what improv ...
Episode 36: Star-Crossed Sex Nerds
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're chatting with Stella, a sex-savvy, queer, kink-positive, badass astrologer. They taught us how our star charts inform our sex lives, r...
Episode 35: Mother to a Brother
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy belated Mother's Day, y'all! This week we're talking about how our childhoods and parents influenced our sexuality. And, bonus: Kate interviews ...
Episode 34: Aftercare Laughtercare
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Aftercare is an oft-overlooked part of kink, but a super important one! This week we discuss why aftercare matters, how we like to do it, and what ha...
Episode 33: Oh No! Porno Woes
02 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We went to the Toronto International Porn Festival and it really pissed us off, y'all. Here's our episode-long rant about the consent issues, organiza...
Episode 32: Toymaker, Toymaker, Make Me a Toy
26 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re talkin’ shop with Kenton, lead fucksmith at Funkit Toys! Find out how silicone toys are made, what’s in the works at Funkit, and...
Episode 31: Merry 'Juana!
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week is 4/20 so we decided to get high and ask each other goofy hypotheticals. How do you suck a 6-foot dick? What are our desert-island dildos? ...
Episode 30: What Mood, Dude?
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Why are people so terrified of "ruining the mood" during sex? This week, we investigate alleged mood-ruiners, like consent conversations, te...
Episode 29: A Veritable Pornucopia
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Porn makes great jerk-off fodder, but it's also so much more than that! This episode, find out why Bex doesn't really watch porn, why Kate's mom is a ...
Episode 28: Picky Sluts Unite
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by smart, savvy sex educator Dirty Lola! We chat with her about ethical polyamory, what makes someone a slut, and why Bill Nye ...
Episode 27: G Marks the Spot
22 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss the much-debated G-spot! Why does Bex find big muscles hot? Why do Kate's partners not even know where her G-spot is? And how do we d...
Episode 26: Enthusi-gasm!
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
As per usual, we're enthusin' about enthusiasm! Find out the strangest sex compliment Bex ever received, what Kate's boobs have in common with Mario t...
Episode 25: You Got Served
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Service isn't just unpaid labor; for us, it's a kink, too! In this episode, find out how cleaning can be hot, what craft beer has to do with kink, and...
Episode 24: Use Your Nerds
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by our buddy Brent "Brentalfloss" Black, game dev, YouTuber, and podcaster extraordinaire! We found out what sex joke...
Episode 23: Dildo-Slingers
22 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There's more to selling sex toys than you would think! This week, retail guru Bex shares their cock-hawkin' wisdom with retail noob Kate. Find out ho...
Episode 22: Romancipation
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Flowers and chocolate are so played out, but does Valentine's Day still have any value? In this episode, we ruminate on romance. Find out what Bex's f...
Episode 21: Attraction Abstraction
08 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Human attractions are mysterious phenomena! In this episode, we unpack what draws us to people and what repulses us. Why is Kate doomed to date game d...
Episode 20: Funnyboners
01 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Humor is one of the most popular traits people look for in a partner, and in this week's episode, we talk a little bit about why. Find out if we think...
Episode 19: Living Loudly Online
25 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by Cooper S. Beckett – author, podcaster, relationship coach, and swinger! The three of us chatted about being publicly sex...
Episode 18: Orgasms 'n' Outrage
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wonder which sex toy marketing trends we want to light on fire and banish to hell? In this episode we rant about the toy-marketing tropes that re...
Episode 17: Whisper Tweet Nothings
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our hearts are all a-twitter over the fine art of social media flirting! In this episode, we share tips for communicating interest in timeline posts a...
Episode 16: Jerking Hard, or Hardly Jerking?
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How did we come so far (and so many times!) without talking about masturbation?! In this episode we wax poetic about whackin' off. Find out how we fum...
Episode 15: Auld Wang Syne
28 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
2017 is looming and we're doing our best to stay cocktimistic. In this episode, we discuss our sex goals for the coming year, and how we plan to achie...
Episode 14: Twentydicksteen
21 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Kate and Bex bring us a 2016 round-up the only way they know how: by talking about all the times they got fucked the way 2016 fucked us all. Hear thei...
Episode 13: Swipe Right For Disappointment
14 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
OkCupid and Tinder are garbage fires, but occasionally you can find a diamond in the trash heap. In this episode, we give you the low-down on online...
Episode 12: Spank You Very Much
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for us to talk smack about smackin'! Let us regale you with tales of Bex's birthday spanking party, Kate's mid-bang spanking lesson, and the...
Episode 11: Selfies & Dick Pics & Nudes, Oh My!
30 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Sexting isn't all hot commands and flowery prose: there's a visual element too! This week we pontificate on sexy selfies. What makes for an exceptiona...
Episode 10: Peach Emoji Eggplant Emoji Water Droplets
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get into the nuts and bolts of sextual communication! We discuss our sexting origins, the sext etiquette we wish everyone would follow, a...
Episode 9: EnthusiASStic
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
What what, in the butt?! Bex and Kate talk about that not-so-taboo-anymore taboo, butt stuff. We regale you with first-time anal sex tales, debate the...
Episode 8: The Notorious PIV
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Is PIV really a thing anymore? Kate asked that very question in a recent article, and now she and Bex explore that idea even further. They discuss t...
Episode 7: Can You Handle This?
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Handjobs aren't just for high schoolers! In this episode Bex and Kate discuss all the reasons they love hand sex, some of their favorite hand sex stor...
Episode 6: Funnilingus
26 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
As the companion to the popular BJ episode, Bex and Kate sit down to discuss something they're considerably less excited about: cunnilingus. They each...
Episode 5: The Blowjob One!
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This is it! FINALLY! The episode we've you've been waiting for! Kate and Bex get a tiny bit intoxicated and geek out about their all time favorite sub...
Episode 4: Gender? I Hardly Know 'er
12 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode your hostfemme and hostbean discuss our gender identities and what they mean to us. We discuss Bex's gender feels, Kate's femmeness...
Episode 3: Feeling Kinky?!
05 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Dildorks delve into one of their all time favorite topics- Kink! We talk about our kink identities, fetishes, and some of the things we ...
Episode 2: Sex Toys FAQ
28 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
As sex toy reviewers, we get asked the same questions over and over... In this episode we discuss our desert-island toys, weirdest toys, and the first...
Episode 1: Who the Dork Are You?
20 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In our inaugural episode, we discuss our sex superhero origin stories, our first memories of each other, and the weekend that cemented our friendship....