295. Our Producer QUITS, Calfreezy Goes to University & Crazy Alien Conspiracy…
episodePreviously titled “Our Producer QUITS, Calfreezy Goes to University & Crazy Alien Conspiracy…” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 10, 2026
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Why are listeners upset about the AI song and clip controversy?
I said, welcome back to the motherfucking park. God damn. Don't do that.
This is the toughest. Don't do that.
No, no. Guess again. Let's go. Stop bringing this shit up. Let's go. Because it's another bail. We just had another bail this morning, by the way. Let me just say something to you right now. Okay. Let me tell you this right now. Do you not remember back in the day we would run this shit up? We used to have the best podcast ever. We did. This is what it is. No, but last episode. These are still some of the best pods. The last one was fucking funny. It was sick. We had Harland on. We had Harland on.
Holy. I was really excited to like see the comments on that pod because I thought it was a good pod and all the comments are now just cooking us and I'm just like.
Do you know what, though?
We have to address the elephant in the room. And it's not the fact that I've put on six kilos. They're cooking us, bro. We got Harlan on the pod and some fucking ratchet little AI tune. We did a double line here.
That weren't me, by the way. That was Liam.
No, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. You are in charge of the final product.
Open it with your chest. Mitchie clipped it and whacked it on TikTok and I listened to it. I was like, oh.
Wait, what is it though? You asked for the AI tune.
You were like, run an AI song up and they actually put like a full AI tune. Okay, what are they complaining about? It was like 20 seconds. Nah, it's just a double whammy, isn't it? I don't give a fuck. We got one thing in the neck and then we got another and I was like, oh no. Every comment just about the same thing. Harland or AI, Harland or AI. Why don't you talk about how I was glowing? Why don't we talk about that? I had a little tan. My hair was looking sweet. I had my little tight fit crop top on. Why don't we talk about that? Why don't we?
Let's address the elephant in the room. Stanley is leaving.
Just the podcast. Stanley, do you want to announce your retirement from the fellas pod?
For Richie, here we go. I'm going to be leaving the fellas podcast.
He's going to the pitch side team, bro. Do you know what that's like? Let me tell you what that's like, Stan. That's like... This is like when Tevez left United and they did it in such a horrible way. This was at Sol Campbell. Wow. That's what it feels like. It's not that bad. It is that bad, Stan. That's the type of shit... That you pulled here.
No way.
That's not... It is bad. This is like when Michael Jackson died. See that? I'm not... I'm not picking up what you're putting down there, boss. I didn't put anything down. It's in the air. I just said it's like when Michael Jackson died.
It's not, though, because I was gutted when Michael Jackson died.
Fuck!
Now, Stanley, this is Stan's final episode, man. Mm-hmm. I feel a little emotional. I don't. Why not?
I've been working on trying to be unemotional. Stoic. I'm stoic. Stanley, this is for the greater good. Good luck.
Thank you, man.
Oh, you've got some stats. I've got some stats.
Go on, bring out your stats then.
Three years? Yep. Damn, three years. Three good years, though. Wait, wait, three years producing? Two as an editor, one as a producer. Sick. There we go. Three years worked on. You had a good run, pal. 225 podcasts.
Fucking hell, that's over half the podcast. That's an amazing amount, man.
How many podcast episodes are there? That is including bonus pods as well. So 63 of those. How many main episodes? Oh, how many there are? This is 295.
Wait, fucking hell, we've done over 350 podcasts. Include the Boners.
What’s the announcement about Stanley leaving the podcast and his production stats?
Yeah, include the Boners.
Damn.
Sick that. That's a lot of pods, man.
Okay, so you've worked on about half the pods.
Well, I started at 133, so... Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much half the pods we've worked on. 140 million YouTube views.
Fucking class.
And 226k subscribers.
262k subs, bro.
And 500 misspelt words.
By the way, it's way more than 500, Stan. You know what, Stanley? I'm actually going to miss... Nah. I'm not going to... I'm trying to get deep on it. I'll miss your bad spelling, Stanley, but that used to rile me up.
Unfortunately, we're not actually getting rid of him.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Why are listeners upset about the AI song and clip controversy?
0:00–3:51
2
What’s the announcement about Stanley leaving the podcast and his production stats?
3:51–12:17
3
How do they celebrate Stanley’s highlights and read the farewell card?
12:17–46:59
4
Who wins the movie-guessing game with badly described plots?
46:59–51:18
5
Is it ever okay to book a carer/wheelchair cinema seat if you're not the carer?
51:18–58:22
6
What’s the debate about oversized Coca‑Cola cans and sugary drinks?
58:22–1:05:54
7
Why is Stanley leaving and what memories do they share about his time?
1:05:54–1:37:54
Speakers
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