TMS 3015: Hoity Floity
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What bizarre opening bits set the tone for the episode?
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Wasp occupied hot tub.
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Heavy millennials.
Shoot potatoes.
Alan Quarter scam and the lost states united.
The thickened plotting.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for Wednesday, May twenty-seventh, twenty twenty-six. I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Ebbett. Hi Brian.
Yes, live from Vermont. That's
right.
It's Brian.
How uh in the order of uh statehood, do we know where Vermont lands? How quick were they?
It's early on. They're within the first five or six, right? 'Cause you got Virginia, like basically it was like all the settlements over here on the east coast. Um, I wanna say if I'm guessing, and and then we can look it up, but I'm gonna guess that Vermont is was like fourth or fifth.
Uh it sounds right to me. If I was gonna guess, I'd say under ten. Let's see if we can get
definitely under ten. Let me
do a quick uh look here. Uh Vermont was admitted oh later than I thought. Fourteenth.
Okay. Yeah,
fourteenth uh state, March fourth, seventeen ninety one. Still pretty early.
Yeah, I guess that's right, right? 'Cause they did, you know, your your um Delaware, Maryland, uh Virginia, um uh all up and up up and down there. Trying to remember when the quarters What order the quarters all came out years and years ago? Oh it was a quarter for every state and they released them um uh in the order that the the states were uh When was that ratified?
Is that eighties that we got that? R right around the centennial or something, or by
so or yeah, late eighties. I remember seventy six. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, it would have been later. But I just remember my dad being he was he was convinced that was a scam. And I and I would like Yeah, 'cause I'm like,
every every no
Ever every quarter getting a state and I remember I remember going, Well that's weird for him to think that so I asked him.
Yeah.
I said, Dad, I says, why is this a problem? Isn't or what's the deal? And he says, it's just to get everybody to collect a bunch of stuff. We're just gonna everyone's gonna grab a bunch of corners and hold on to them. And I still to this day don't know what the scam is, though.
Right. People are gonna spend twelve dollars and fifty cents on a collection of corners.
I mean it's one it's one thing if it's like, you know, I don't know, if if the current administration made a a run of dollars with his stupid face on him or something.
Which please don't don't think that that idea hasn't been floated.
Oh, I'm sure they're trying, if I had to guess.
I love I love that the um the current administration's phone. I'm not gonna say the squat goblin's name, but the current administration's phone, branded name branded phone that's probably made in China almost definitely
made in China. That's already been proven out. That thing is not made here.
Um came out six months late and has already been hacked. Already had data stolen.
Yeah, and they're they're not what they were promised. They don't have the OS things they said they would. What a bunch of suckers. Like two million people bought that frickin' phone.
Yeah. Uh idiots.
Dummy. Dummies. You know, you get what you get, man. Well done, everybody.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What bizarre opening bits set the tone for the episode?
0:00–9:23
2
How did the hosts describe the epic bike ride around Burlington?
9:23–20:45
3
What happened when they discovered the wasp nest in the hot tub?
20:45–28:30
4
How does the Tadpole Feud game work and who won?
28:30–35:43
5
Which unconventional sports did the panel suggest for the Olympics?
35:43–42:42
6
What are the real differences between Gemini, ChatGPT, and Claude for enterprise use?
42:42–53:37
7
How did the hosts react to Disney’s mass layoffs and AI concerns?
53:37–1:02:41
8
What final messages and upcoming events did the show wrap up with?
1:02:41–1:06:57