TMS 3040: The Sounds of Bread and Yogurt

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What quirky show topics and opening bits set the tone for TMS 3040?

Scott Johnson 0:00
Did you know that Trent Reznor's name backwards is Ron Zertnert? It's actually true. Cool. Well, you do now. Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, Diamond Dunaway. Meeples are peoples. The tadpole remembers.
Brian Ibbott 0:16
The devil's lettuce redefined.
Scott Johnson 0:18
Finish what's in your mouth before yelling at Ice Cube. Rub that buff. Skytricity.
Brian Ibbott 0:22
Cutthroats of Catan.
Scott Johnson 0:24
I done dropped my crayon in the toilet water. A lazy Enya. It's humping day. Get your humping done. i don't like listening to people eat keep your hands clean and don't eat the diarrhea lettuce i'm hiding my grapes tom merit everlasting globe hopper and more on this episode of the morning stream i heard that this facility has a number of areas inaccessible to the regular researchers can you do it yes i can good luck
Scott Johnson 1:03
The Morning Stream. F*** off, hairball. Hello, everybody. Welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Ibbitt. Hi, Brian Ibbitt.
Brian Ibbott 1:21
Good day. Good middle of the day. Middle of the week.
Scott Johnson 1:24
Hump week. Hump day. Whatever.
Brian Ibbott 1:26
Whatever it's called.
Scott Johnson 1:26
It's Humpin' Day. Get out there and get some humpin' done or whatever you do.
Brian Ibbott 1:30
Whatever you need to do.
Scott Johnson 1:32
Just found out my wife is not quite hump day. Tomorrow, we'll be leaving for an impromptu trip with her brother to Mississippi to place the headstone for her mother...
Brian Ibbott 1:41
Oh, wow.
Scott Johnson 1:43
They've also got one for her sister. And then her little, little brother who died as a baby, as an infant. And then the plot for her dad eventually. So they've got this whole thing they're doing.
Brian Ibbott 1:58
Talk about, I mean... four birds, four stones. I don't know how you... It's like take care of everything all at once.
Scott Johnson 2:07
Yeah, getting it all done, getting it all prepped. I mean, there's no like eminency to her dad or anything, but they just want to be ready and, you know, they got plans and they were going to make it all work. So anyway, so she's leaving me for a few days. So I'll have to be... Humping all by myself? Wait, that isn't right. That's not what I meant to say.
Brian Ibbott 2:27
No, no. I mean, you know, whatever. I mean to go there. It's okay. Okay. All right. It is totally fine. Whatever makes you feel good. Hump the world, she would say.
Scott Johnson 2:39
that's right exactly um brian speaking of doctors not doctors speaking of uh things like uh things that people could diagnose somebody with and in this case we're going to talk about uh brian's miso how do you say misophobia misophonia misophonia i don't know why it's written here is that i've pasted that but whatever maybe it maybe it works in both ways but anyway it might be the same kind of thing sure yeah uh brian's said before it doesn't like mouth noises doesn't like listening to people eat you know that's really don't yeah and um something came across my feed and i've seen this a million times before but um it's from the movie fridays or friday okay the ice cube yeah a movie the movie i've never seen but i've seen this clip a hundred times and i heard it and went
Scott Johnson 3:27
Well, I need to get Brian to rank this one.
Brian Ibbott 3:29
Oh, gosh. Okay. Oh, no. I'm just dreading it already.
Scott Johnson 3:34
I'm going to show the whole thing because I think I can. The way this clip works, I think it's all right. So let me quickly cue this up. Here we go. All right. So this guy's a hoot.
Brian Ibbott 3:45
By the way, real quick. So this is the word misophonia right here. I'll put it in there. Oops, that didn't work. Oh, it did not work. Why did that not work? I'll just type it because it's really easy to type. M-I-S-O-F-P-H-O-N-I-A, misophonia. Oh, I know.
Scott Johnson 4:04
I think the color's off.
Brian Ibbott 4:06
Oh, is that typing white on white? There it is. There we go. But that mysophobia is the intense irrational fear of germs, dirt, and contamination. Oh, that is not the same. So that's why I didn't tell you. That's not a thing. It's like, that is a thing, but it's just not my thing.
Scott Johnson 4:24
Not your thing. Very different thing.
Brian Ibbott 4:26
I mean, I kind of feel like I'm afraid of germs, dirt, and contamination. Yeah.
Scott Johnson 4:30
I think you have a normal level of it.
Brian Ibbott 4:32
I think people should be.
Scott Johnson 4:32
Yeah. Yeah. I think you have... We all should have some of that phobia.

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