Chapter 1: What horrifying experience do Jill, Greg, and Ollie encounter in the forest?
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And I am nothing if not a gentleman.
What the fuck was that out there?
It was a huge goddamn pig. That was no normal pig. That was something else. Did anyone have the camera running? Oh, Christ. If we got that on video, I just can't believe we actually saw that, you know? That was fucking incredible. I knew I should have kept my camera on.
Fear not, dear brother. Apart from nearly peeing myself, my camera was on the whole time. Still is, in fact.
I knew I loved you for a reason, sis. Go on, play that bad boy, and let's see what you managed to get.
Okay, here goes.
I heard something from over there. Where? From that area in the woods, right where my light is.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the Pig-Woman in their investigation?
Okay. So, according to most of the stories about the Pig Lady, she hangs out closest to the barn, where she was supposedly conceived and born. The thing on your phone didn't say anything about a Pig Lady. It called a... You called it the Dread Sal? I wonder if you turned up that name while you were researching the Pig Lady.
I heard it a few times, but not in relation to the pig lady of Bogner Mills. I ran across it when I was reading up on that guy we interviewed on the show a while back. The guy who wrote that book on all that obscure folklore. Christ, I can't remember his name.
It was Conrad something, wasn't it?
That's it. Conrad Davies. Yeah, his book had a chapter dedicated to biblically derived stories that hadn't seen a lot of ink. The Dread sow is supposed to be one of the pigs Jesus sent demons into. It's the same story the voice in the recording referenced. Jesus encounters a possessed man and demands the demons to leave him.
The demons beg not to be thrown out completely, so Jesus casts them into the bodies of a herd of pigs, and then they all run into a river and drown.
Apparently not all of them. So, are we dealing with some kind of demon, or what, exactly?
As an atheist, I'd have to say no to the demon hypothesis.
Okay, then what is it? Heavyweights in the field of paranormal research, you know, guys like John Keel, and even some of Loren Coleman's early stuff about thoughtforms and whatnot, well, they assumed the more insane stuff could be linked to psychic projections from other dimensions, or even manifestations of collective consciousness.
So is that better or worse than it being an honest-to-goodness demon?
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Chapter 3: What evidence do they uncover about the Dread Sow?
You're fine. We're all fucking fine.
Everybody be quiet and get into character. I'm gonna record a voiceover in here. Greg, you rolling?
You're good. Whenever you're ready.
Okay, here I go. We just came inside and followed some strange tracks into this barn, and this is what we found. It looks like someone made the place into some kind of chapel.
Oh, check out this pig statue over here. There's even something written on the base. Let's see here. O Dreadsau, matron of the rooted earth, keeper of its fetid, buried secrets, instruct me by hoof and tusk in the rites of indulgence to savor not merely to sate, to engorge not to be enlivened,
to glut without mercy until nothing remains, not even for the flies, nor the withered wretches who lingered, hollow-eyed, awaiting their turn to partake. so that, in death, our souls grow too heavy to rise, too burdened to escape the pull of the soil and rot, and are drawn instead into your dominion, to churn and wallow forever in the rank and restless loam.
And cut! Oh, that was a great take.
Do you think I can talk now? Go ahead. I get you two think this is some kind of goldmine, but this looks more like the work of a fucking cult. I mean, look at all this shit.
Fucking ghosts or cryptids or whatever the hell we've been seeing don't outfit barns to look like goddamn pig churches.
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Chapter 4: How do the characters react to the paranormal activity they witness?
Don't fucking do this!
I'm begging you!
Please!
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?
Oh, it's exactly what you think it is, Ollie.
Oh, God, no.
This can't be real.
This can't be real. You've been looking for proof the supernatural all this time. I thought you'd be happy to see her. The pig lady herself. Or as she's known to a select few, the Dread Sal.
Stay away! Please! I'll do anything! Anything!
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