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Chapter 1: What lifestyle changes do the hosts embrace in Italy?
He plays guitars. He fixes cars. He plays guitars. He is so hot. Wicked sweet. And then what did we see on the motorway? He, he, he. He built marquees. Yeah, he builds marquees. He fixes cars. He plays guitars. In Australia. He builds four keys. Guys, we're crying about this one line for fucking three weeks. He builds more keys. He plays guitars. He is so hot. Wicked sweet. Wicked sweet.
Just go. Because Ivan said, like, fix his more keys. And I was like, he thinks he builds more keys. He builds more keys. He plays the keys. He's so nasal. He builds more keys. He is so hot. He is wicked sweet. Or should we say, ciao? Ciao. Or should we say, what? What do they say in the evening? Buonasera. She is so talented. Her brain is expanding every minute of the day. By the minute.
And the knowledge is doubling, tripling, quadrupling. So, no chola, please or not. Well done. Fragola. Fragola. Fragola. Strawberry. Correct. Lemon. Ah, talents. Lemon. Nice. What did you learn today? What a cake is. We all learned that. Tort. Correct. Yes. Her memory is on fire, people. It's all that fish. It's all the fish. It's good for the brain.
If you didn't know, all the omega-3s are... I'm just going to slouch. You get comfy. Because this is a version of our heaven. Let's speak about our evening. We got ready. Wait, let's tell the people where we are. Oh, we're in Italy. Newsflash. Like, look at this bed. Are you joking? California King. Also, like, look at this water. It's pink striped. Like, we are in... Are you joking?
We are actually in the Pink Palace. This is what they call this establishment. It's called the Pink Palace. So, we are residing currently for three nights and three nights only at the Pink Palace in Ravello. For one night and one night only. And this is, like, my version of a dream evening. We got ready. Bit of makeup. No rush. No rush. No reservation to rush for. No reservation. Yes.
Sun is setting. No storm coming in, you know, just a blue evening. You know, temperature's perfect. No sweat. A little bit of window entertainment because there was a wedding outside. Yeah, just like something to look at, something to talk about, you know. Yeah. Then slip on a little sundress, if you will. Absolutely. Absolutely.
an easy getting ready process you know not too many changes no hair tools just you know natural Sophia's hair just swoosh swoosh swoosh she's got the natural bouncy curls the curls are coming out they're moisturised they're hydrated there's a good scrunch there's a nice lift away curl cream away curl cream absolutely then we just walk down the mere 20 steps to Aperitivo hour Aperol Spritz listen
One thing that we love about- Oh, but wait. Yeah, go on. She's going to say it. One thing that's fantastic about this hotel, with every beverage, you get three plates of food. Oh my gosh. So we got here today. We are here to shoot our room's summer collection. That is why we are in Italy. Rocking it right now. Sporting it right now in our dressing gowns. So we came today. We arrived today.
We had a coffee. With the coffee, there was all these little cakes. Oh my fuck. Three different types of biscuits. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What chaotic girls' trip stories do the listeners share?
Because I'm sure the price of an Aperol. But it feels free. Absolutely. I'm sure the price of the food is included in the Aperol. Of course it is. I'm sure the price of the establishment. We paid for those crisps. I'm not. The money's been spent. And the crisps have come and been. This is free crisps being drunk. This is free crisps.
They've girl mapped us into thinking that all the food's for free. Because the tea is, Aperol then came around, crisps, nuts, olives, already on the table before the drinks even arrived. Incredible. And then what comes out? Oh my God. A plate of savoury goodness. I'm talking like a little mini pie of sorts. A croquette. A ricotta situation, if you will.
And something that we didn't even get around to. So it was just a full... But that's what we want. We want intrigue. We want conversation. It was a nice... Oh, ladies, let's try this. It's breaking our combo. A nice game, if you will, as well. A gamble, if you will. It was just... Lovely. And if we didn't need to, you know, head on out and like, you know, grab some dinner.
We would have had another round, please. We would have had another round. Definitely. And we're going to remember those snacks. Always. That only cost them what? One euro? To feed us loads of nuts and crystal salt. But the impression that it leaves. Yeah.
and that's exactly what a head massage does in the basin so if you're a hairdresser shout out listen I have massaged heads before in a basin and I would be lazy and be like I don't want to give this lady a head massage but that was the nature of the business to keep them coming back absolutely and actually I got told off one time I didn't give a lady a head massage and she told on me I remember this
Yeah, she told on me. Shut up. I'm 14. Do you really want a head massage with me? I've not been trained. I'm just making it up. This is me dad's style. No one's taught me this, babe. I'm just here for a bit of pocket money. I'm just trying to do, yeah. Anyway, yeah, fantastic. I kind of have that similar emotion, but more so towards nail shops who offer you a hot beverage. Oh my God.
Well, I mean, I went to a nail shop and they gave me a cold bottle of water and I returned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was amazing. Yeah. I've never had that before. What? No. I've never even offered a beverage in a nail salon. And it was a fresh, cold, crisp bottle of water from the fridge. You're also going to like night places. Yeah, no beverages there. Fresh bottle of water from the fridge.
Returned for my nails. But I did get offered water that time. But it was a risk. Water. Wow. Hot tea. Hot tea is incredible. Coffee. Wow. And I'm like, yes, please. Yeah. Why not? And that keeps your customers coming back. And that keeps them coming back. And that's how you get a successful business. Take it from us. Put that on your podcast. Okay, if we will. Yeah, so we had the Aperol.
Then we went out for a lovely stroll. Easy stroll. Sorry, yeah, dream evening. Grab some easy dinner. We're on here, aren't we? We shared pizza and two bowls of pasta. Look at these pink trim pillows. Have you noticed that? It's my dream. I like that a lot. I really like this bed, actually, bed frame. It's like, a bit of colour in the bedroom is fun. I don't have any colour in my bedroom.
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Chapter 3: How does one Sarah's romantic dilemma unfold with Brian?
Yeah, I do remember this. But she was qualified. And everyone was like, that's not breakdancing, is it? Well, technically it was. Technically, this is what they did in the 90s. It's not Channing Tatum on Step Up, though, is it? No. It was sliding and swirling. Yes, sliling and sliling. Sliling. Slip and slide. Slip and sliling around on the floor. Right, so we've got a question a week. Okay.
Question of the week. What is the most chaotic girls trip moment you've been a part of? Love this. What's coming off the top of our heads here? Chaotic girls. Mykonos night one. Easy. That was more just like arguments and disagreements. Yeah, just like, you know, why are you packing nothing? Why have you got a 32 kg case with nothing in it that you want to wear? Yeah, just a suitcase of junk.
Stuff you've not tried on. That is... Two of the girls started full on fighting because one girl didn't get the other a Diet Coke. I mean, fair enough. Imagine we're all sat down and you two ordered a Diet Coke for yourself and not me got me one. I go, what's going on? You know, especially on like night six. Yeah. When a few of the things have maybe been swept under the rug.
And it's like, you've been pissing me off all week. And that is just the final straw. And you just snapped over a Diet Coke. But it really is that serious, I feel. I had a threesome in the Kit Kat Club in Berlin. The Kit Kat Club. Now, oh my God, that's iconic. Because the Kit Kat Club is an iconic establishment from that musical I watched. Yeah, what's the musical called? The Kit Kat Club.
The Cabaret. The Cabaret. Yes, that's iconic. What a story to tell the grandkids. I'm going to twist. Woke up in Mallorca after a night out in Ibiza. Bloody hell. How did you get there? By boat? Did you swim? Swim? Pedalo? Shit. Got invited to a ballers party in Marbella. To a what? A ballers party in Marbella and it ended up being the whole Chelsea football team. Chelsea.
Shout out Chelsea football team, I guess. Got matching tattoos with a group of English boys we had just met. That's mental. My friend got caught out cheating after a club video of her getting with a guy went viral. Oh. That is my soul would leave my arsehole. That is hell and horror. Cheating is one thing and then getting caught out publicly. I mean, you deserved it, I guess, but that's not nice.
My friend borrowed my pants and ended up shitting herself wearing them. Oh, like not my VS knickers, you know? How do you shit yourself? I mean, look, I understand that happens. In a thong, that is just going straight down the middle. They just got to go in the bin, haven't they? Went on a hen do and then hen's mum locked us out of the house on purpose. That's, come on, like, let us in.
She was sick of you. She was sick of you. Maybe the hen's mum knew that the hen wasn't as keen on you lot. Yeah. Or she was just being selfish and was just being selfish. Yeah, I guess we'll never know her reasons unless we ask her. We all got our nipples pierced in Ibiza. Oof. Been there. Yeah, support that. It's a canon event. I don't think I could ever put a needle near my nip. How was that?
I loved it. How did you feel at the time? It was pain. Did he numb the nips? No, it was a woman. Okay. I went on my own. That was so spontaneous of me. It was lovely. It was a great moment. Yeah, it was fun actually. I really enjoyed it. Did she, so no numbing. Sorry, the experience. No, I remember, I do remember thinking, oh my God, this is what it feels like to get stabbed.
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Chapter 4: What advice do the hosts give about handling cheating situations?
We've driven to Italy. We've driven to France all over on my coach.
overnight like that how do we even sleep on the coach and they would come around with the torches to make sure no boys was out with girls remember what no one was sucking anyone's willy oh my god oh my god we're 12 on the catholic school we're 12 and we're catholics we think we're doing back here we're praying we're praying to jesus christ
god yeah we drove everywhere on that those bloody coaches i need a week we're not stopping for four hours we're not stopping for four hours i'm hungry yeah sorry no eating on the coach yeah was it no eating on the coach yeah because i got told off for being sick chocolate milkshake because she was like where have you been drinking chocolate milkshake that's bile that's bile
Just before we get into it, quick disclaimer. We are not doctors. We are not professionals. We do not actually know what we are talking about. This is a lighthearted space. Okay. Don't take what we say literally because we could be wrong. Yeah.
And if there's anything serious, if there's anything you feel like you're seriously struggling with, please contact a GP, a professional, because that is not us. We're just girls. Girls and boys just like you, you know? We're just trying to get through life as well. Not professionals. Enjoy the episode. Enjoy. Enjoy. Right, dilemma number one. Let's do this. Right, just like... Oh, shit.
Oh, bye. She's disappearing. Oh, okay. I'm here. I'm ready to go. She is in. Oh, clip this. Get a load of this. That's nice. Oh, Grace is going for a poo-poo. Oh, Grace hasn't pooed all day. She's feeling a bit unsettled about it. To be fair, we were all up at half four this morning. My poo's not, you know, it can't come that early. I've been regular. When did you sneak yours in?
I can't say that on the internet. Let me have an air of mystery. Let me be mysterious for once. Okay, dilemma number one. My best friend cheated on her fiancƩ with my brother.
oh okay okay hey girls me and my brian went traveling in australia and can officially say he is now just as obsessed with the pod as i am shout out how you doing after hours of traveling with the girls bathroom on i never thought i would have something to write in about but now i have a dilemma that i need the best experts advice on look listen we'll try our best yeah
I have a friend that I met from work just over a year ago, Sarah. We clicked instantly and have been best friends ever since. And she is the bestest of friends and such a great person. Okay, so you met this girl a year ago and she is your ride or die. Okay, I like that. Since being friends with Sarah, she has never been 100% happy with her fiancƩ. We call him Stan. Stan. Okay.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the complexities of modern dating?
I'm in your sister's room. Yeah, and he's so tempted by that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. I was like, Sarah, what the fuck has happened? Apparently, Sarah and Brian didn't have sex, but they did everything else. I'm not the kind of person to shout at her and tell her she is wrong. I keep a lot of feelings to myself, but I said I did not want to hear it. Everything else.
The guilt that I felt because I knew what had happened, that she had just cheated on her fiance and baby dad... With my brother in my house. Of course. So we're in her house. I had to tell. Under my roof.
come on that's like you know like we arranged a sleepover this is a girl's night come on you've got a fiance mom like and a child like i know that's of course i had to tell my brian i needed to tell someone and i trust him with everything he has the same feelings as me about cheating as we have both been cheated in our prior relationships yeah so here's my dilemma
do i ask to speak to sarah and just tell her my thoughts that i don't agree with it but again i'm not a confrontational person so the thought of saying this really quite scares me yeah but i can't let it continue to happen again i know it's not my relationship that it's affecting but i know it's happened and it's on my conscience um or do i continue as normal with sarah let her stay around again if it does happen again i say something straight away in the moment
Sarah did send me a message the day after saying she would like to stay at mine at least once a week. A sex arrangement. She thinks she's got this sick arrangement where she tells her fiancƩ, I'm going to Sarah's tonight. It's girls' night. Sleepover. But she's sneaking into Brian's room. And it's the perfect, no one's going to know. I'm at Sarah's.
you know I'm at Sarah's yeah you know like look at my like I'm at Sarah's yeah she's not lying about her location no fuck and she's thinking she's she's gonna do that perfect arrangement yeah she wants me I mean in theory it is because he's not gonna find out
fuck it's pretty ballsy to be like that was you can i do this once a week like hang on babes you've just cheated on your fiance with my brother in the room next door and you're just asking if you can come around do the same thing next week like wow but also like there's just two more sentences okay go on go on go on Is this because she wants to do it again or is it just her wanting to see me?
I really don't want this to affect mine and Sarah's relationship as she has been a great friend, but I think I feel more guilty than she does about the whole thing. You're just in the middle and that's almost worse. When you're in the middle. Yeah. And you're in the middle. When you're in the middle. I think you need to check them both. To be honest. I'd be going to my brother.
I'd be going straight to my brother and say, fucking stay away from Sarah. Yeah. She's got a husband. She's got a child. She's going through something. Do not sleep with her and take advantage of her, you know, right now. Don't sleep with her, please. I would be like, I don't go near your friends. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What insights do they share about the impact of social media on relationships?
Always full circle with us. Love you so much. I really need your advice on a dating dilemma. So I had a toxic relationship that ended two years ago and I spent a long time healing. Good. Since then, I've mostly had casual dating experiences. Last October, I moved to Australia. Ugh. Living the life, aren't you? Your lucky thing. In our other lives, we moved to Australia at 20.
In our other lives, we went to Australia when we were 18 in our gap year. And we were like, ooh, the sun is shining. And I genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, I really, really do think we probably would have stayed for three or four years. I think we'd be back by now.
I guess depending what happened in life to England yeah but I think if we went when we were 18 we would have been and got a little job we would be like yeah it was a whole lifestyle shift it would have been just so and we would have done a little stint yeah but I can only imagine it's so hard to leave Australia and move back to it's completely worlds apart yeah but the only thing that will draw you back is your family family yeah
So I moved to Australia last October and have felt more confident, happy, and secure than ever. Oh, that makes me so happy for you, Sarah. Australia will do that to you, won't it? I traveled for three. Oh, God. Oh, the yochi. The yochi. It projected into my veins. I traveled for three months and then ended up settling down. In January, I met a guy. We'll call him Brian. Okay. He's a surfer.
A cool singer in a band. He plays the guitar. He fixes cars. He is so hot. He's wicked sweet. Wicked sweet. What's the actual line? He plays guitars. He fixes cars. He plays guitars. He is so hot. Wicked sweet. And then what did we see on the motorway? He, he, he. He builds marquees. He builds marquees. He fixes cars. He plays guitars. In Australia. He builds more keys.
Guys, we're crying about this one line for fucking three weeks. He builds more keys. He plays guitars. He is so hot. Wicked sweet. Wicked sweet. Just go. Because Ivan said, like, fix his more keys. And I was like, he thinks he builds more keys.
yeah he built more keys he plays the keys he's so nasal he built more keys he is so hot wicked sweet he is wicked sweet we need to bring back wicked sweet he is wicked sweet wicked sweet wicked sweet that was fucking hilarious we need to bring that back wicked sweet he is wicked sweet no but like I want to start using that in like my conversation he is wicked sweet Right, so here he is.
He's a surfer, lead singer in a band and completely my type. Love it. He sounds, this is so off campus. This is so off campus. You know, like I've never met a surfer who's a lead singer in a band. No, I've never met a lead singer in a band. No, like a lead singer in a band is iconic. Iconic. Like we're talking Beatles status. Yeah. What do you mean you're in a band? You're so cool.
What do you mean you surf? And he's just like tuning his... Who is?
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the importance of communication in relationships?
I'll just smack you to it. Rock and roll. What do you love? Six and sex. My two pure joys in life. After I moved to Australia. Six and sex. Six, surf and sex. The triple S. Oh no, it's CSS. The CSS. What I like to call the CSS. Six, surf and sex. But that free spirit life will do it to you. I can only imagine what that sea air does. It's going to do it to you. Yeah, the ashwagandha life.
The cosmic oats. The cosmic oats on the beach with a ciggy and a sack. A little bit of rock and roll walking out. Whoa. How do we have a moon? Right. So, it's a movie. We're on the main stage. Wow. This is giving, like, this story is giving a moment. What's that? What's that? What's that called? Like, a fan fiction. Fanfic. Yes, yes.
yeah like this is like a dream yeah like we're a gig we're cool low-wise jeans you know like cool vintage like yeah yeah i've got skinny scarf on do you know what i mean yeah truncatee necklace my hair's just like messy but it looks good yeah yeah yeah yeah
like smudged eyeliner but I'm so cool and grunge about it messy makeup but it looks good I've got like yeah black nail polish but I'm cool I'm cool I'm effortless I love it I can see it right now and like the singers love it these boys are just full of it yeah so It was a movie. We're on the main stage. He took me to another gig and that night ended up back at mine. So this was Steve.
This is Steve. He booked dinner for our first date. And before you know it, two months went by and we were seeing each other. Everything was going so well. So I thought, okay, so now we're seeing Steve. He, you know, at planned dates, we took things to the next level. Lovely.
Steve sounds really nice I like the vibe of Steve me too like we had that crazy like drugs and sex night and sex and sex and surf yeah but he still but then he took us on a proper date and like we got there one night I was on Instagram and he posted a photo dump Wait, who? Steve. So one night I was on Instagram and he posted a photo dump. His ex featured not only in one but multiple pictures.
Steve. Oh, you are fucking joking me, mate. Wait, where do these pics come from? Are you hanging out with her now? Yeah. Oh, right.
march so i guess sorry so i guess i guess look we're not official yet we have just been seeing each other for two months well maybe maybe you're realizing oh your ex is in your friendship group right you're so cool yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes your ex is actually your mate yes and you're actually thinking hmm i'm not sure i'm okay with that oh well look she's saying um
The photos were from a holiday six months prior, which made me realize he wasn't over her. But that's so disrespectful to me. That's really weird. That's really weird. So unnecessary. But also like surely the ex is going to think that's weird that you're now getting around to posting these pictures from six months ago. We're not together.
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Chapter 8: What conclusions do they draw about love and commitment by the end of the episode?
He went ghost. Are you joking? Go write a song about that then, Steve. You prick. That was the enemy in Steve. Definitely. That was the enemy in Steve. What the fuck? That was two months ago now. Okay. Right. And we haven't crossed paths since. I ran into Brian at another gig. Here we go. Same thing again. Movie-like situation. This time I really wanted to go for it again. Absolutely.
Steve's not fucking around. He's out the picture. Brian clearly wants me. It's like a bedtime story for a tough bed. I really wanted to go for a go. Absolutely, Sarah. I didn't end up running into him at the end of the gig. So I felt like that was the universe saying it wasn't meant to be. I kept thinking about Brian, even though it's only been brief encounters.
I feel ready for a relationship, but dating feels exhausting and I keep ending up in casual situations. True and true. And all of Brian's signals were just like, it was that one night, bit of chit chat. And that's kind of... I want something serious, but I'm struggling to move beyond chemistry and build a real connection. I mean, chemistry is vital. Definitely. So there's no shame on chemistry.
I think you need chemistry. I think you have chemistry with someone or you don't. I think it's like an almost instant thing. And I don't know if you can make it if you've not got it. And also like... So I do think chemistry is really important. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely.
But I also think, like, some of these boys, we can't predict whether they're going to want to take us seriously or not or probably take us on dates and want to build a connection or not. Like... Do you know what I mean? It's like Steve had... Steve was a crazy side quest. Like that hot and cold was mental. Because a lot of boys get like, they like the kind of girlfriend experience.
They get like two months in, it's like, oh, this is lovely, some dates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. some sleepovers someone to see at the weekends and then when it gets to the point where it's like oh well I like what are you doing like when they do something that they would usually do single and they get called out on it i.e.
what's happened with Steve then he goes goes and freaks out and just and pushes you away and and that's unfortunately a lot that happens a lot of the time it does yeah and it's like how are we meant to predict that's gonna happen we can't because he's giving it all the talk all the talk all the talk yeah
But then it's like what you've got with Brian, which we've said a lot of times before, so we won't really say it again, but because you've only had such a small experience of Brian, I think you have romanticized him big time in your head. Like we have already only just reading it. So that's also the problem. I can't stop thinking about Brian. Like we don't even really know Brian.
We've just had an amazing short experience, you know? Yeah. so what's the rest of it so she's saying look look look I've given so I'm thinking about Brian but I've given myself two months before dating anyone after the Steve to regroup smart I like that that's wicked sweet right we've got one more that's wicked sweet I feel like Steve really knocked my confidence a little bit yeah
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