Man United Sign Santos! Rashford To Return & How England Can Stop Haaland

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What are the hosts’ introductions and lighthearted banter at the start of the episode?

Nicky Butt 0:00
Welcome to the Good, the Bad and the Football, sponsored by Midnight, the betting app that's built difference. Lads, I want to start us off here. There's a little smiling face at the side of me.
Paul Scholes 0:11
Can I start something? I think you look very smart today, Paddy. Very smart. And I think you've upped your game with your gear. I think there must be a lady involved. I think he waxes his chest as well. Show it, go down one more, just one more. Go down one more, please.
Nicky Butt 0:27
How's this started? I want to have a nice chat to you then about Wimbledon. Luke, you look fantastic. It's a compliment. Coordinated.
You've got the strap the same as the pad.
Paul Scholes 0:39
Coordinated.
Nicky Butt 0:40
You're looking smart. Compliment Paddy. You look really smart. Men are allowed to look smart. with no women involved. Lads could look smart. Nicky. What's happened?
Paul Scholes 0:52
The other 11 months we were there. Very smart Paddy anyway.
Nicky Butt 0:58
The linen is because outside it's cracking the flags. And for our subscribers watching down south, that means it's very hot. It's so hot that last night for the first time ever, I slept with the window open. Because I don't like the window being open. One, spiders. Number two, burglars. So I like having it totally sealed up the house. Do you sleep on the ground floor? Have you got a fan? Do you know what?
Paul Scholes 1:22
No.
Nicky Butt 1:24
Aircom. Do you know what I think? Aircom. I've got your windows open. Business for us. The three of us. We could launch it on air. And I'm telling you, we're cleaning up, lads, going forward. Aircon. In houses. What's aircon? Air conditioning. Air or air? Every house in the UK is built with keeping warmth in because the country's freezing. It's obviously getting hotter. The planet's getting hotter. Everyone's going, I can't get sleep. Why has nobody else thought? People are going to be having aircon in their houses.
Why has nobody else thought of having air conditioning?
Nicky Butt 1:55
I'm not sure.
I'm pretty sure there's a few that are knocking around at the minute. It's not a new thing, is it?
Nicky Butt 1:59
A lot of people on the planet. We'll just take a little section of that. See, this is what I mean about YouTube. This is where the negativity, like... I'd call it sensible. YouTube would be shite on Dragon's Den. No one would ever get a deal out of you.
Honestly, you go on Dragon's Den and say, I've got a new business for you.
Nicky Butt 2:16
No, I'm not saying it's a fucking new business. I'm not saying it's a new business. I'm saying I think it's a business. People will be watching this and going, he's got a point, McGuinness. I'm setting that up. If you set up an air conditioning business for your Aussies going forward in the year...
Paul Scholes 2:30
Do me a favour, in the background for the next 20 minutes, Google how many air conditioning unit companies there are in the UK. I reckon there's 1,000. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been thought of.
Nicky Butt 2:38
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been thought of. And also, Jack, while you're there, Google how many people are in the UK. 1,000 companies is about fucking 66 million people.
Paul Scholes 2:46
And find out how many people have got enough 15 grand to spare to put air conditioning units in. We're not all from Pressbury.
Nicky Butt 2:52
Also as well, Jack, check how many air conditioning companies you can ring up who are available because they're so busy. So we need more of them.
See what I mean? That's a fucking drop in the ocean. It's a drop in the... 56,000? Yeah, they'll be industrial, Jack.
Nicky Butt 3:09
56,000? You're looking at just any old... Paddy, will you do me a favour? I'm going to look for hoses.
Paul Scholes 3:16
Will you do me a favour?
Nicky Butt 3:17
Will you look at my finances and give me some investment ideas? I'm telling you, little units that can go in a bedroom and you don't need massive construction. You don't need... You mean like a fan? A Dyson fan? No, because that's just pushing warmer around the room. Not with a spray one, it's not. Go on, what are you going to start with? Come on. Right. You've forgotten. No, I've not forgot. I've not forgot. Funny enough, looking at my shirt, that reminded me. Smart, mate, smart. Arthur Ferry, Wimbledon. This lad, right? So, Arthur Ferry. Arthur Ferry. Arthur Ferry. It's an F. Ferry. However, I ended up getting elocution lessons off two fucking manks.

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