Episode 18: Good Grief

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Have you ever wanted to travel to a magical world filled with wizards, goblins, unicorns, and I don't know, a talking badger? Look no further than Hello from the Magic Tavern, an award-winning improvised comedy podcast set in in the fantastical land of Foon, now in its sixth season. Okay, here's everything you need to know. Over 10 years ago, host Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical land of Foon. Since then, he's been using the Wi-Fi signal coming through the dimensional rift to record a podcast with his co-hosts, Usador the Wizard and Chunt the Talking Badger. Simple, right? No problem. Each week on Hello from the Magic Tavern, the hosts interview various creatures, spellcasters, and adventurers from throughout the land of Foon.
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Previous guests include a death knight played by Brennan Lee Mulligan, a red wizard played by Felicia Day, a giant played by Vic Michaelis, and a magical talking crow played by Amy Mann. The show features a mix of storytelling, improv, comedy, and absurdity, and I absolutely recommend this show. So please go find Hello from the Magic Tavern wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, this is producer Eleanor, and I want to tell you about a favorite show of mine. Midnight Burger is a sci-fi comedy audio drama. When Gloria loses her restaurant, she answers a Craigslist ad for a waitressing gig at a diner outside Phoenix and then discovers that it's actually a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner that appears somewhere new in the cosmos every day.
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Nobody knows who built the diner or how it works, but somehow wherever it lands, there's always someone who could really use a cup of coffee. Now, this show is like if you took one cup Douglas Adams and then one cup Terry Pratchett, and then to that you add a little Kurt Vonnegut and some Ursula K. Le Guin. You mix that until combined, put it in a pan, bake for one to two hours, and then you get this ink incredible show, which is full of big cosmic ideas told through small human moments. It's funny and surreal on the surface, and then you tap tap with your fork and you break through that crust, and it can really sneak up on you emotionally under there. Really wonderful show. And you might hear a voice that you recognize.
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Lauren Grace Thompson also appears in Midnight Burger. OK, so if you're trying to get into the show, this is one of these ones that has an enormous catalog. So you can either start right at the beginning or I suggest you check out episode 12. It's called Ted Just Admit It. It's a great taste to figure out if this show is for you. So go check out Midnight Burger wherever you listen to your podcasts or you can find more info on their website at weopenat6.com.
Andrés Enriquez 3:22
United States Penitentiary. Administrative Maximum Facility. May 26th, 2031.
Wesley Scott 3:29
Step up. Hold.
Wesley Scott 3:43
Go ahead, Doctor. You've got 20 minutes, alright? Okay. Thank you.
Andrés Enriquez 4:02
Hey.
Lauren Grace Thompson 4:07
Hey.
Andrés Enriquez 4:08
You're really here.
Lauren Grace Thompson 4:10
Well, you know, here behind three inches of plexiglass, but...
Wesley Scott 4:14
Don't touch the glass!
Lauren Grace Thompson 4:15
Sorry! Fuck. But yeah, I'm here. It's good to see you. Even if it is through strictly untouchable glass. So... Three weeks in. How you doing?
Andrés Enriquez 4:37
Fine, Amy.
Lauren Grace Thompson 4:41
Are the other boys picking on you?
Andrés Enriquez 4:43
You mean the other prisoners in Supermax? No. No, they're not. It turns out that when the answer to what did you do to end up in here is... What I did, the other boys tend to leave you the fuck alone. It's more lonely than scary. Than anything,
Lauren Grace Thompson 5:11
really.
Andrés Enriquez 5:13
Do not touch the glass!
Lauren Grace Thompson 5:18
Sorry.
Wesley Scott 5:19
It's
Joshua K. Harris 5:20
okay.
Lauren Grace Thompson 5:23
Hey, um, there was something that I wanted to ask for your help with.
Andrés Enriquez 5:29
Yeah, what's up?
Lauren Grace Thompson 5:30
I was talking to Karen Zhang the other day.
Andrés Enriquez 5:32
You were talking to Karen Zhang?
Lauren Grace Thompson 5:35
I picked up the phone and I called Karen fucking Zhang. Don't faint. So, she's been going through some of the new stuff they've been digging up at the Robinson. It looks pretty interesting, but we've been having some trouble with the bits that are circled in red. Something about...
Andrés Enriquez 5:49
The King of the Thrice-Flooded Lands? The World of Three Seas?
Lauren Grace Thompson 5:54
Yeah, it's kind of slippery, isn't
Andrés Enriquez 5:56
it? Yeah. I think you need to cross-reference this with the stuff from the Shen.

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