Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Hauraki Big Show with Toledo's.
All the good stuff, no nasties. Try it today. Hey fellas, I've got some breaking news. That all G?
Sure, man. This is Breaking News.
Fellas.
Chapter 2: What breaking news do the hosts discuss?
Someone's gotten in trouble for importing the old cocaine. Can I just ask a question here, Kesey? I've barely read the article, but yeah. Just how breaking is this news? It's two days ago. Oh, yeah? Oh, okay, cool. That's not bad for us. Yeah, that's pretty good for us.
21-year-old New Zealand man appearing in Sydney court charged with importing 20 kgs of cocaine into Australia through Sydney, all of it concealed in his luggage, but not really concealed, just in there with his clothes.
Yeah, worth a shot.
Chapter 3: How does the cocaine smuggling case unfold?
So 20 kgs, 22 vacuum-sealed packages. He has a maximum sentence that he could be facing, life in prison.
I could be facing life in prison.
That's right. That's huge.
That's a while. But is it life, like 25 years, get out in 10? Or is it life, life?
I mean, I always thought life in prison was you're there till you die.
Yeah, it's not though.
But a life sentence could be eight years for this or 10 years for that.
So he's obviously gone into this thinking... Look, I'm not going to overthink this. I'm just going to see if I can get through.
I'm just going to put 20 kgs of cocaine in my bag and catch a flight.
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Chapter 4: What are the legal implications of drug smuggling?
Yeah, you'd know that, Keezy, wouldn't you? Did they give you a street value, brother? I'd be amazed if there's no street value in that article. Mogi, $6.3 million. Is that all? And how many packages did you say?
22 vacuum sealed. So I reckon one of those packages, you'd suck up that snozz and quit smart time, Keezy.
Hey. Good stuff, Jase. We were discussing it off air. Yeah. The key to actually getting through the border was something illicit on your person. Yeah. So if you had one of those vacuum packs. I know where you'd put it. Huh? I know where you'd put it. Where, man? Come on, man. Here's the alleyway. Jase already said up your honker. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd only fit the one, though.
You could fit about 10. But the way you'd have to behave, you guys reckon, because you guys did some drug mulling back in the day, you guys reckon that you just have to be loud and confident.
Yeah. Yes. And you're always pretty confident with a couple of grams of old Charlie up your honk.
Yeah. Or your noose. And Charlie in your backside. You've done that.
Because here's the thing, Keezy. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Is that... He's a mad bastard. You know, they're looking for people that are trying to go under the radar. Right.
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Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to personal experiences with travel?
So they're just sort of just not making any... Looking for very nervous people.
Nervous, sweaty, all that sort of stuff. Shifty, shifty-eyed.
So if you go in there and you're a bit chatty, you're a bit sort of... G'day, mate. Yeah, g'day, and all that sort of stuff, they go, I mean, they're obviously not smuggling drugs because they're getting a lot of attention.
What if you acted like you were so hungover? In fact, the night before, you just had a massive session, so that you're literally going through there, they're chatting, and you're just like, oh my God, I'm so hungover, I just need to get through this.
Well, that's not good either, because they might think that one of the condoms has burst open in your bowel.
True.
Because that's another way that you smuggle it, Keezy. You fill up some rubber joeys with cocaine there, and then you swallow them. You've got to suck them down. Oh, into your stomach.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about airport security?
Into your stomach there, yeah. Yeah. I always reckon double bagging. I recommend double bagging because you don't want them bursting in there.
Yeah, well, funnily enough, back in the day, because I've got a really high gag reflex. So you've got a very sensitive one? Yeah, like anything coming down my throat like that. So I'd have to go the other end, obviously.
Some things you respond well to. You've got no gag flex whatsoever. No, you just shove them in there.
I think I've got about 42 kg at one point. Of what? Cocaine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Sweet, just checking.
Just because... I reckon you'd crack under pressure though, Keezy.
Yeah, I reckon you'd freak out, man. Fellas, come on now.
You would.
Why don't we do it as an improv then? I'll show you.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on future travel plans?
God, I've got to admit, actually, mind you, I don't know how you guys feel about it. Back in the day, if I was having a curry, I'd go beersies. Yes. You know what I mean? I was surprised by the wines. Everyone was on the wines. Yes, they were. But I tell you what, it was very nice.
Delicious.
In fact, at the end of it, I went, is that enough? I was just on the edge of going... I could eat more. But actually, it was probably a perfect amount.
Once I got home, I was like, no, I am full. I'm happy. And, you know, with curries, you can just keep going. I'll just dip another nut in it. I'll have some more sauce.
Yeah, but you said that you smashed a re-burger on the way home as well.
Did I? Did I say that? When did I say that?
That's why you were totally full.
Yeah, that's right.
But, you know, we should. We should do that more often with our partners.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts discuss their curry night experience?
your burials. What I would like, and I've expressed this to my wife, is to be put on a floating pyre and pushed out to sea. Out to Valhalla. Out to Valhalla, and what I also want is a nice little touch at the end of it there for my wife to shoot the burning arrow to ignite the pyre as I float off into the distance.
Is it a traditional Valhalla-esque, you know, do you want a traditional one? Because in the tradition, your wife would go with you even though she's still alive.
No, well, in that case, no. But this is what I want in terms of, you know, how I want my body to be, you know, taken care of. And what kind of boat? Like a speedboat? No, like, you know, just a sort of thing full of twigs and things like that with a little casket.
Oh.
Doused in petrol. She has the little arrow. Boom. Yeah. Because I don't want to be, you know, with cremation, they go, where do you want to be put? You know, and it's like, actually, I find that a bit claustrophobic.
What?
The idea that my ashes will be in one little spot for all eternity.
Well, they won't be spread out on the ocean, I would have thought. Well, it depends. They wouldn't be kept in the urn. No, but it might be in a paddock or something like that. Well, that would be claustrophobic for you, a paddock. Yes, it would be. Back paddock. You know, you're a needy bastard even when you're dead.
Yeah, well... God, these are the clingiest ashes, man. I just think that it adds a bit of romanticism. Oh, it does. It adds a bit of drama. Can you imagine old Hoity J being pushed out in Piha there in the surf?
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