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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: Bris-mas Eve

14 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the hosts excited about for Magic Round?

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The Hodaki Big Show with Toledos. All the good stuff, no nasties. Try it today.

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Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.

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Chapter 2: What did Keyzie reveal about his recent experiences?

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Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. It's great to have your company on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the 14th of May, 2026.

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Chapter 3: Who is the winner featured in the episode?

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And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's. That's right, Toledo's natural electrolyte drinks. Tell your sports club to stock them today. Toledo's.

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Doesn't matter what you wear, Mogi. You're currently wearing a lovely pink T-shirt.

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You're still a stud. You're still a stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog. You sick son of a bee. Had a terrible sleep last night, fellas.

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Chapter 4: What is the Thursday Throbber theme for this week?

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I'm getting all excited, you see. Yes. Because we're off to Magic Round. The only feels. Tomorrow. Are you getting excited there, QZ Man? 100%, man. But for me, you know how it is, Mo. You've got to get work out the way first. So my brain is just everything. Every part of my being is locked in on today's show. Every part of your being.

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Chapter 5: What insights does Charlie Gubb provide for Magic Round?

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Well, that's funny because I just watched you lick the bag. On this occasion, I'm grateful it was a chip bag, but you absolutely devoured about a kilo of grain waves. Is that what it's got to do with work, man? Yeah, it's so great that they come in a kilo bag now. It's extraordinary. I mean, I like a chip. I like a chip. You love chips.

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91.379 - 99.136 Mike

But I could never eat a massive kilo of... What are they? Grain whey. Grain whey. I'm not that big a fan of grain whey.

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They look like a honey mustard, Jase. A honey mustard or something. Yeah, or a chilli something. But a chilli what? With salsa. Jeez, that's an immaculately clean T-shirt and beautifully pressed and ironed, Keezy.

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Chapter 6: How does Jase's mishap affect the group trip?

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It has got the crease down the sleeve there.

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Is it a brand new shirt, Keezy?

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That is immaculate. It is a brand new shirt, fellas.

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So was the one yesterday, wasn't it? Because it also had a crease down the sleeve like that.

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I can't remember, man.

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I can't remember. I'm just here to do good radio, you know. Sure, I might have the odd brand-new shirt on every day, but what I don't want is for you to make a big deal of it because then Jase will feel bad because his thing is having brand-new shirts. Well, he has got a new shirt on today, I've noticed. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah, very nice. Thanks, fellas.

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Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show, mate? What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Another opportunity to get into our gang, the Sons of Hauraki.

Chapter 7: What are the rules for using the credit card on the trip?

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You can get an opportunity to go into the draw to win two street dogs that we've got available, one for our South Island chapter, one for our North Island chapter. Stay tuned for the queue to call. We've got our throbber coming up, fellas, and it's going to be a magic round theme. Yeah, and it's on Thursday because we're not here tomorrow because we're going to Brisbane.

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Because we're going to Magic Round. We're going to talk about Magic Round a lot today. Yeah, we are. Magic Round. Magic Round. Also got Charlie Gubb going to jump on the line and talk to us about Magic Round. Magic Round. Magic Round. And then we've got Tadpole, the band, going to come in later on and talk about, I'm assuming, Magic Round. Yeah, Magic Round.

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It's going to be Magic Round all the way around, fellas. I heard they've got a new tune that's called Magic Round. Oh, how good. Yeah, boy. Here she comes.

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The Hodaki Big Show.

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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share before concluding?

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Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.

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Oasis there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time being 12 minutes past 4 o'clock. Fellas, tomorrow we're off to Magic Round.

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Magic Round. And I'm going to be honest. Yesterday on the show, I took the piss a wee bit. I took the piss out of something we're currently doing. And I'd just like to apologise, first of all, to you, Jase. I, you're doing this tough bit at the moment, man. You're not vaping or having cigarettes for the entire month of May.

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And I just took the piss out of it by going, oh, I'm not going to drink any alcohol for the rest of the year, you know? And I started my own bit, bit of a piss take as well. You were deadly serious. Well, no, this is the issue, I actually wasn't, which makes me sick to my stomach. And basically I was like, oh, I won't drink any alcohol for the rest of the year.

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And then you guys jokingly said $15,000 each. you know, on this bet. Yep, easy money. And I went home to my wife and I spoke to her about it and she told me off. She was like, man, you are taking the piss out of Jase here with this bet. I want you to go in there tomorrow and I want you to cancel it and just get right in behind his no vaping bet and just support him.

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So fellas, I would just like to say I'm sorry about yesterday. I was taking the piss and Jase, I'll never do that again. And most importantly, that bet is cancelled. I don't believe... For one moment, Mogi, that your wife said that at all. No. What do you mean? Because I know how she feels about your boozing. And she would have been 100%. It is. She rang me last night in tears saying, thank you.

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Thank you, guys, for putting him in the position you have. Yeah.

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That $45,000 will be very, very handy to us with kitties on the way. That's not what she said. We're going to buy another house. Another house. Just the one. And, you know, and the fact that old Keezy will stop drinking will make my life so much easier. So she was beside herself. So you're lying. Well, I'm not lying. You're lying.

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