Chapter 1: What humorous events are happening on the show today?
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Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. It's great to have your company on this very, very moody Friday afternoon. It is the 8th of May, 2026, and you, my friends, as ever, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
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Toledo's. Old Muggy was a little bit overexcited there and dropped in a bit early. I was going to say came a bit early, but that would have sounded weird. So I said dropped in.
You've been spying on me.
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Chapter 2: Why is Keezy absent from today's episode?
I tell you what.
Huh?
God, you're looking good as always, mate, and you're tidy whitey there.
How's life, Mogi? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Jeez, what a show we've got today, fellas. First of all, I should say it's Friday. Yes. That's a big one. Massive. Now, have we spoken about the fact that Keezy's not here? Not yet. Okay, just tick that off. Haven't talked about that. That's good stuff.
Chapter 3: What sports events are coming up this weekend?
And then we've got a huge weekend of sport coming up. Yeah, massive. Oh, my God. It's going to be huge. How good's life, Pug, son? Hello. Pugs, how good's life?
Hi. Are you coming up on the show early as well? No, no, no, I'm just making sure. Are you coming early on your coming up on the show?
I actually tuned out, and I couldn't remember if you had mentioned that Keezy's not here today. No. No. Yeah, good.
Chapter 4: How does Jase feel about Keezy's golfing tournament absence?
Yeah. It's a disgrace, actually, because we were talking about it. He's on a golfing tournament, and it's basically for three days he's playing golf and drinking beersies. And that's it. I mean, when are we going to raise our standards on the show Relieve? I mean, can anyone now just go, oh, sorry, boss, I'm playing golf.
I'm going to have a day off.
I'm going to have a day off. I'm going to have a long weekend because I'm playing golf. You know what I'm saying, fellas?
I hear you.
It's a bloody disgrace. Anyway, Mogi, what's coming up on the show, man?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Bloody huge bastard, I told you, and a huge bastard it is.
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Chapter 5: What strategies does Jase use while playing board games with his daughter?
Throbber. Throbber's back, baby.
It's a Friday Throbber?
Yeah, yeah. You guys heard about that?
Yeah, I have heard about it.
Okay, stay tuned after five, that's happening. We're going to be interviewing old mate Carl Urban. You know him? Yeah, I do. He's a Hollywood superstar. He is a legend. He's got a new film coming out, Mortal Kombat, as well as the final season of The Boys and some other movie that's on Amazon. Yes. You heard about that one?
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Chapter 6: Is it acceptable to cheat at games against your children?
The woman in that, I've seen the trailer for it, but I haven't seen the film yet. They are both looking very good, let me tell you that. Let me tell you that. And also, coming up next, fellas, I want to talk about board games. I've started playing board games with my daughter. Sure.
And I'm just wondering at what point should I even, what role to play has cheating got when you're playing with your young kid there?
All right. Yeah, fair call, man. In the meantime, here's Linkin Park. I'm good, by the way, fellas. Oh, did I not ask? No, you're looking good, mate.
That's only because of a complete lack of interest, mate.
Can I also just say, frat out Shida?
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the flower display competition?
Yeah, sure, man. 3483, every text or contribution to the show in the draw for 50 bucks cash. Thanks to our mates at Toledo's. Beautiful.
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Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this gloomy Friday afternoon. I believe we've got a few frowd outs there. Pagsan on 3483.
right send them through everyone in the draw for 50 bucks cash thanks to our mates at Toledo's evening fellas couldn't get a frown out to me old mate Jimmy who'll be listening to the podcast in London would you he's a shocking bastard and frown out to Pugs for doing the heavy lifting on the show today cheers yeah nice yeah great stuff nice little self-serving read down yeah I mean there's like 50 texts there and that's the one he picked you know what I mean yeah at what point do you think you're going to butcher something on the panel there
Well, now that you've said it, very, very soon. Fellas, I just wanted to talk about something that's come up. My daughter was off crook again from school today, so we ended up just playing. She's at the age now we've started playing board games. Yes.
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Chapter 8: What insights does Carl Urban share in his interview?
And card games. And one of the card games we were playing, and the one we were playing today, is you get a stack of cards, you split them in two, you flip them over, and on each card is about, say, 10 different Disney characters. So it could be a princess or a castle or a candlestick or a jug, any of these different things.
And there are different sizes across all the cards, and there are different sizes. the different options of what might be on those different cards. And so what you've got to do is you've got to pick the match. So I'll flip over a card, my daughter will flip over a card, and then you have to pick the match.
You pick the match that becomes a pair, and then at the end of the game, you count up how many pairs you've got. So sort of like any number of sort of memory-based and observation-based games. Now, the first few times I played it, absolutely dominated. Absolutely useless. She's six, by the way.
Oh, okay.
absolutely dominated her but as it went on and we played more and more games she was getting better and better yes Now, the rules that I run are if you're going to beat me, you're going to earn it. I'm not one of these parents that will just give you a victory to keep you interested. I want it to be that when you finally beat me, it will mean something. I'm not just going to give you victories.
And it's been going great guns. I'm on a streak, a six-year winning streak. Wow. A six-year winning streak. Just absolutely on fire. But now I could see that she was starting to beat me. My thing is I wanted to earn it. So I was slightly disappointed in myself. I don't know if I should be. Well, you tell me, is this cheating?
We flipped the cards over, and as soon as we flipped the cards over, I start looking for the pairs, as does she. But to distract her, because she got a five-pair lead in this last game, right?
Wow. The final game.
She had a five, and I started to get a bit, oh, God. So... I start pointing out I go oh look now it's the princess oh it's the frog and she starts she goes no no it's not because I can't see one over there so I've got her now looking for the pair that I'm saying is there but meanwhile I'm just because I know it's not what I've said is a complete lie
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