FULL SHOW: Gooning For Dunedin
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The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keevy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the 21st of April, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
Toledo's is taking over. No nasties, no compromises.
Toledo's! An old Keezy sitting in Mogi's chair. No Mogi again today, sadly.
What are the hosts' initial thoughts on Jase's no-Vape May challenge?
We've got our fingers crossed, don't we, fellas? Yeah. That he's going to be right by tomorrow when we head down to Dunedin. We were talking about it on the podcast outro, actually. It's no surprise he's got a bit of snozz problem and throat problem. And we were talking about the fact that he's got such a massive honker. He must really vacuum some shit up there. So I think it's all clogged up. And hopefully he's going to go to the doctor today and get it all cleaned out and cleared out.
Like a blocked sort of toilet tube. So that's what's wrong with him. Because I thought he had like sinusitis or something.
Yeah, he did say that in the group chat.
But you're saying that his nose is blocked like a toilet tube. Yeah, pretty much, man.
Right, okay. Because he's a heavy breather as well, as you know, Keezy. Yeah, he's a massive breather. If you can imagine, you know, he's in the CBD. He's just walking along just sucking up all the filth all the time. Like a street sweeper. Yeah, pretty much. Like a leaf blower, but internally. You know, not going externally.
Yeah, like an internal leaf blower.
Yeah, he's sucking the leaves up.
Like an internal leaf blower into a toilet tube. Yeah, totally, man.
I get it now. Hey, man. Hello. You're wearing your pink jacket. Looking good. Sharp as, man.
Thank you, first of all. Secondly, mate, I need you to promise me something. This is a faded red jacket, right? When I bought it in the store, it was faded red. Like, in the light of day, it looks pink. I need you to not make a big deal... If when the Woman's Day article comes out, I'm wearing this pink jacket in any of the photos, all right? Because I opened my cupboard and I let them choose an outfit and they chose the pink jacket straight away, the faded red jacket straight away. Listen, man.
Just on the record here and for all the listeners, there is no way in the world that any of us are going to make a big deal about your Woman's Day article and what you're wearing and what you say. Thank you, mate. Thank you. That means a lot. Good stuff, mate. Hey, Pugson. Jeez, you're looking sharp with your shiny boat shoes and your little sweater there. How's life, you stud?
My bright, shiny black boat shoes, Jason. Well, thank you. Always a pleasure to be here with you fellas. Very grateful. I wish it was different circumstances. Yeah, totally.
So the circumstances you want are that he maybe gets the sack and then you're in there. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I like that about Pugs. He's a go-getter. Yeah, he's an ambitious bastard, isn't he?
Just climbing my way to the top. Hey, Keyes, I'm fine, by the way, fellas. Oh, that's good. And yes, I do look hot. Sexy, even.
See? This is why I didn't bother saying anything, because I knew both of those things. Do you want to know what's coming up in the show? Oh, vaguely. What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Obviously another chance to get yourself in the draw to join us in Magic Round, going to Brizzy. This draw is officially happening next week on the Friday there. So you are running out of chances to get yourself in the draw. It is a rugby league lover's dream. Listen out for the cue to call. Call 0800 HODARKI straight away when you hear it. A couple of chances to get yourself in the draw there today, which is bloody exciting. Jase, your wife is furious about a bet that we've made. Yes. I'm not surprised. We'll be tackling that after five o'clock.
Coming up next, though, a very, very, very important big poll, and it's something we've been wanting to discuss for a while now.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:52
2
What are the hosts' initial thoughts on Jase's no-Vape May challenge?
0:52–10:04
3
How does Jase's wife feel about his vaping habits?
10:04–16:21
4
What humorous incidents arise from Pugs' reel-sharing habits?
16:21–16:43
5
What is the significance of the big poll regarding Pugs' alleged racism?
16:43–39:21
6
What are the hosts' dinner plans and how do they compare?
39:21–55:02
7
What do the hosts think about the upcoming live show in Dunedin?
55:02–55:49