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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: Gooning For Dunedin

21 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.516 - 10.972 Mike Minogue

The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.

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11.153 - 35.68 Jason Hoyte

Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keevy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the 21st of April, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.

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35.7 - 40.146 Keezy

Toledo's is taking over. No nasties, no compromises.

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44.311 - 52.218 Jason Hoyte

Toledo's! An old Keezy sitting in Mogi's chair. No Mogi again today, sadly.

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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' initial thoughts on Jase's no-Vape May challenge?

52.238 - 74.318 Jason Hoyte

We've got our fingers crossed, don't we, fellas? Yeah. That he's going to be right by tomorrow when we head down to Dunedin. We were talking about it on the podcast outro, actually. It's no surprise he's got a bit of snozz problem and throat problem. And we were talking about the fact that he's got such a massive honker. He must really vacuum some shit up there. So I think it's all clogged up.

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74.298 - 78.382 Jason Hoyte

And hopefully he's going to go to the doctor today and get it all cleaned out and cleared out.

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78.402 - 84.689 Keezy

Like a blocked sort of toilet tube. So that's what's wrong with him. Because I thought he had like sinusitis or something.

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84.729 - 87.112 Pugs

Yeah, he did say that in the group chat.

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87.612 - 91.937 Keezy

But you're saying that his nose is blocked like a toilet tube. Yeah, pretty much, man.

92.077 - 106.074 Jason Hoyte

Right, okay. Because he's a heavy breather as well, as you know, Keezy. Yeah, he's a massive breather. If you can imagine, you know, he's in the CBD. He's just walking along just sucking up all the filth all the time. Like a street sweeper. Yeah, pretty much. Like a leaf blower, but internally. You know, not going externally.

106.154 - 107.696 Keezy

Yeah, like an internal leaf blower.

107.736 - 109.339 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, he's sucking the leaves up.

109.699 - 113.064 Keezy

Like an internal leaf blower into a toilet tube. Yeah, totally, man.

Chapter 3: How does Jase's wife feel about his vaping habits?

604.949 - 608.356 Pugs

I got sent that reel by my best mate.

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609.098 - 613.047 Keezy

Okay, so racism. Sorry. They all hang out together. Oh, sorry.

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613.067 - 631.38 Pugs

You guys are still talking. Oh, okay. No, you go ahead. Thanks, man. I got sent one of those reels by my best mate, and I loved the singing. She's I believe her handle goes along the lines. It's Muye Cha or something like that. And she's an old lady. She's in a field and she's singing covers of Chinese folk songs. And my friend sent me one of those.

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631.48 - 649.153 Pugs

And all of a sudden, my entire algorithm was this woman singing her Chinese folk songs. And I loved it. I think she's so endearing. I think it's really sweet. She's putting herself out there singing those songs. There's nothing racist about it. I enjoy the videos, fellas. Right. And I want to share that with you. Is that so much to ask?

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649.173 - 659.503 Keezy

It's you cracking up while you're doing it that sort of makes me feel uneasy. For example, a lot of texts are coming in on 3483, which is good. Not racist, hilarious. That's good stuff. That's good, yeah.

659.663 - 660.924 Pugs

But also just endearing.

661.985 - 665.169 Keezy

Sam says it's definitely racism, but more concerning, it's also sexism.

666.31 - 670.234 Jason Hoyte

I did wonder about the double whammy there, fellas.

670.254 - 679.024 Keezy

Oh, 100%, man. Pugs is so racist on 3483. Ashley says, if Pugs can explain why that reel is funny, he isn't racist.

Chapter 4: What humorous incidents arise from Pugs' reel-sharing habits?

981.666 - 984.634 Jason Hoyte

Sam's got a bit of attitude. Can you scratch Sam, please? Yeah, sweet.

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984.654 - 988.683 Unknown

I'll flag him. Take me off. I don't want to go with you, Bart.

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989.004 - 990.708 Keezy

You're in the draw, Sam. Good luck, brother.

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991.403 - 997.696 Keezy

Good on you, mate. I like the sound of Sam, actually. And if you don't want him to bring Charlie, he can always bring his mum.

998.578 - 1003.488 Jason Hoyte

Oh, no, you know, look, having Gubby there would be great. You know what I'm saying, fellas?

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the big poll regarding Pugs' alleged racism?

1003.568 - 1009.159 Jason Hoyte

Would it? Because we've never met in person, actually, Gubby and I. I reckon we'd get on like a house on fire.

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1009.139 - 1027.42 Keezy

That's right. We caught up with him at the Bear Vana show in Wellington. We went to Wellington, did a live show, but because you left at 7.01pm and he arrived at 7.02, you missed him. What, do you think I left at 7.01pm? Because you're scared of him? Yeah, thought so. Hey, shout out to boystrip.co.nz, travel made easy. If you want to guarantee you're spot on this trip, hit up the website there.

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1027.46 - 1029.022 Keezy

They take care of everything.

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1029.222 - 1032.025 Jason Hoyte

Great stuff. In the meantime, here's Guns...

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1032.663 - 1038.072 Mike Minogue

Roses. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

1038.092 - 1044.983 Jason Hoyte

Yes, indeed. The Strokes there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.49. Let's talk TV.

1045.264 - 1052.916 Pugs

Oh, my goodness. I've hit the wrong one. I'm sorry. Come on, pugs. Jesus. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.

1056.052 - 1063.7 Keezy

Yeah. It's for people just starting to text in what they're having for dinner tonight because you accidentally played the start of that sting. We will be doing that later in the show anyway.

1063.72 - 1065.082 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, totally. It was a Tuesday night.

Chapter 6: What are the hosts' dinner plans and how do they compare?

2361.196 - 2375.14 Jason Hoyte

She just messaged me before saying, there's one other loser bloody bidding against me and it's driving me nuts. It's old Horty J. She's gone 800.

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2376.115 - 2388.587 Keezy

Hey, I was just quickly, Jase, congrats on the side tables, by the way. Sounds like a good bargain. Pugs was just saying that when he plays Scrabble, he does a four-letter minimum.

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2388.867 - 2391.049 Pugs

Yeah, a four-letter word minimum when I play Scrabble.

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2391.069 - 2394.633 Keezy

Four-letter minimum. Jase, have you heard of that rule before? Is he talking shit? He's talking shit.

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2394.953 - 2403.641 Pugs

You know, as the linguist that you claim to be and the writer that you think that you are, I'm surprised that you allow three-letter words into your Scrabble game.

2403.701 - 2408.225 Keezy

Pugs. The official rules of Scrabble, your word must be at least two letters in length.

2408.245 - 2415.212 Pugs

I never said it was the official rules. I just said that it's dumb if you go three-letter math. Why? It's how you play the game. Go for it.

2415.232 - 2428.203 Jason Hoyte

I do three letters just to annoy people. But also, funnily enough, my wife was on her phone. She plays against her sister, and I can't remember the name of the site. It's Scrabble. And her sister put in Zune.

2429.204 - 2434.489 Pugs

Zune. Has anyone? Zune was a competitor to the iPod in the early 2000s.

Chapter 7: What do the hosts think about the upcoming live show in Dunedin?

3302.498 - 3303.46 Keezy

Oh, well, what about me?

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3304.561 - 3305.002 Jason Hoyte

Nah, just joking.

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3305.022 - 3305.603 Pugs

You're all good, man.

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3305.663 - 3317.119 Jason Hoyte

What are you up to, man? I'm meeting my wife for dinner, having Japanese tonight. She's found a great ramen place. Yum. At the top of Queen Street there, so I'll be meeting her there for a bit of ramen action.

3317.139 - 3319.923 Keezy

And then will you both go over and flannel Pugs' partner?

3319.943 - 3321.125 Jason Hoyte

No, just me.

3321.145 - 3342.158 Keezy

Okay, that's good. She'd like that. Yeah, totally, man. Why wouldn't she? I'm a stud. So good. Hey, Dunedin, see you tomorrow. Yeah. Emerson's Brewery, 4pm. See you there.

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Bye!

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