Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' initial thoughts on Jase's no-Vape May challenge?
We've got our fingers crossed, don't we, fellas? Yeah. That he's going to be right by tomorrow when we head down to Dunedin. We were talking about it on the podcast outro, actually. It's no surprise he's got a bit of snozz problem and throat problem. And we were talking about the fact that he's got such a massive honker. He must really vacuum some shit up there. So I think it's all clogged up.
And hopefully he's going to go to the doctor today and get it all cleaned out and cleared out.
Like a blocked sort of toilet tube. So that's what's wrong with him. Because I thought he had like sinusitis or something.
Yeah, he did say that in the group chat.
But you're saying that his nose is blocked like a toilet tube. Yeah, pretty much, man.
Right, okay. Because he's a heavy breather as well, as you know, Keezy. Yeah, he's a massive breather. If you can imagine, you know, he's in the CBD. He's just walking along just sucking up all the filth all the time. Like a street sweeper. Yeah, pretty much. Like a leaf blower, but internally. You know, not going externally.
Yeah, like an internal leaf blower.
Yeah, he's sucking the leaves up.
Like an internal leaf blower into a toilet tube. Yeah, totally, man.
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Chapter 3: How does Jase's wife feel about his vaping habits?
I got sent that reel by my best mate.
Okay, so racism. Sorry. They all hang out together. Oh, sorry.
You guys are still talking. Oh, okay. No, you go ahead. Thanks, man. I got sent one of those reels by my best mate, and I loved the singing. She's I believe her handle goes along the lines. It's Muye Cha or something like that. And she's an old lady. She's in a field and she's singing covers of Chinese folk songs. And my friend sent me one of those.
And all of a sudden, my entire algorithm was this woman singing her Chinese folk songs. And I loved it. I think she's so endearing. I think it's really sweet. She's putting herself out there singing those songs. There's nothing racist about it. I enjoy the videos, fellas. Right. And I want to share that with you. Is that so much to ask?
It's you cracking up while you're doing it that sort of makes me feel uneasy. For example, a lot of texts are coming in on 3483, which is good. Not racist, hilarious. That's good stuff. That's good, yeah.
But also just endearing.
Sam says it's definitely racism, but more concerning, it's also sexism.
I did wonder about the double whammy there, fellas.
Oh, 100%, man. Pugs is so racist on 3483. Ashley says, if Pugs can explain why that reel is funny, he isn't racist.
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Chapter 4: What humorous incidents arise from Pugs' reel-sharing habits?
Sam's got a bit of attitude. Can you scratch Sam, please? Yeah, sweet.
I'll flag him. Take me off. I don't want to go with you, Bart.
You're in the draw, Sam. Good luck, brother.
Too bad.
Good on you, mate. I like the sound of Sam, actually. And if you don't want him to bring Charlie, he can always bring his mum.
Oh, no, you know, look, having Gubby there would be great. You know what I'm saying, fellas?
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the big poll regarding Pugs' alleged racism?
Would it? Because we've never met in person, actually, Gubby and I. I reckon we'd get on like a house on fire.
That's right. We caught up with him at the Bear Vana show in Wellington. We went to Wellington, did a live show, but because you left at 7.01pm and he arrived at 7.02, you missed him. What, do you think I left at 7.01pm? Because you're scared of him? Yeah, thought so. Hey, shout out to boystrip.co.nz, travel made easy. If you want to guarantee you're spot on this trip, hit up the website there.
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Oh, my goodness. I've hit the wrong one. I'm sorry. Come on, pugs. Jesus. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
Yeah. It's for people just starting to text in what they're having for dinner tonight because you accidentally played the start of that sting. We will be doing that later in the show anyway.
Yeah, totally. It was a Tuesday night.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' dinner plans and how do they compare?
She just messaged me before saying, there's one other loser bloody bidding against me and it's driving me nuts. It's old Horty J. She's gone 800.
Hey, I was just quickly, Jase, congrats on the side tables, by the way. Sounds like a good bargain. Pugs was just saying that when he plays Scrabble, he does a four-letter minimum.
Yeah, a four-letter word minimum when I play Scrabble.
Four-letter minimum. Jase, have you heard of that rule before? Is he talking shit? He's talking shit.
You know, as the linguist that you claim to be and the writer that you think that you are, I'm surprised that you allow three-letter words into your Scrabble game.
Pugs. The official rules of Scrabble, your word must be at least two letters in length.
I never said it was the official rules. I just said that it's dumb if you go three-letter math. Why? It's how you play the game. Go for it.
I do three letters just to annoy people. But also, funnily enough, my wife was on her phone. She plays against her sister, and I can't remember the name of the site. It's Scrabble. And her sister put in Zune.
Zune. Has anyone? Zune was a competitor to the iPod in the early 2000s.
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Chapter 7: What do the hosts think about the upcoming live show in Dunedin?
Oh, well, what about me?
Yeah.
Nah, just joking.
You're all good, man.
What are you up to, man? I'm meeting my wife for dinner, having Japanese tonight. She's found a great ramen place. Yum. At the top of Queen Street there, so I'll be meeting her there for a bit of ramen action.
And then will you both go over and flannel Pugs' partner?
No, just me.
Okay, that's good. She'd like that. Yeah, totally, man. Why wouldn't she? I'm a stud. So good. Hey, Dunedin, see you tomorrow. Yeah. Emerson's Brewery, 4pm. See you there.
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