FULL SHOW: Keyzie's Day
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What favorite film does Jase discover in this episode?
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Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt. Oh, g'day, you mad bastard. It's great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the 10th of June, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburgia.
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Scrumptiously umptious. Speaking of which, how are you going, Moogie, you stud, you Greek god, you stallion, you...
Get going pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. As you say, just another beautiful day. Unbelievable. Now, it's not like this everywhere in the world. I want to be quite clear about that, just where we are. But we can't speak for everywhere else. But if the weather's not good where you are, I am sorry. We all are. I apologise on behalf of the big show.
But where we are, bloody beautiful. Spanking. Eh? It is glorious stuff. Now, if you were listening to the show yesterday, know that old Keezy. Old bear dog. Was a bit under the gun, was a bit under the weather. I mean, he still managed to film stuff yesterday. And then after his film, he went off. He goes, I feel a bit crook, so I don't think I'm going to make it to the radio. Had a little sleepy nine eyes and some hot noodles, a few beersies. And he's top of his game today.
G'day, Keezy. Hello. It's funny because two of those things are true. I did have sleepy nine eyes. I went straight home after filming and had a two and a half hour nap. And when I text you guys, I was eating a bowl of hot spicy noodles. I was like, this will fix me. Spicy noodles. Did you tear into yourself as well? What do you mean? At the restaurant. No, no, no. Just before you had a nap. Oh.
You know? Can I just ask? Are you saying that you went from your filming to then going to a restaurant and having spicy noodles? That's right. Between... And so you went and filmed and then you went to a restaurant to have some lunch and then called into the fellas and said, Oh, fellas, sorry. I'm a bit crook. Won't make it for the radio. Is that what happened? That's pretty much what happened. Right, okay.
Is that a new hoodie you're wearing, Keezy? This is literally the same. Don't start, is that a new hoodie, Keezy me. That's what we do to Jase. Is that a new shirt, by the way, Jase? Because that's nice.
Yeah, thank you, man. That's really nice. It is a new shirt.
What's that, a plain black shirt?
Yeah, plain black shirt with your white button. Yeah. It goes very nicely with my green sort of khaki, very cool CBD jacket. Does it?
What exciting news does Keezy share about his career?
Yeah. Jacket. Hey, now listen, massive show ahead. What's coming up, Mogi?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Another opportunity to get yourselves in the draw for the Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour. They are going, this is Matt Minaya and G-Lane are heading over to a grand final in Sydney in October. We don't know what it is.
Who's Matt? I don't think we're allowed to say. Jerry and Minaya.
Did I say Jerry? Oh, Matt. I don't know. I just sort of feel like Matt would be better on this trip. Matt Heath, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree with you. Also, we're going to answer the question. In case anybody, just in case anybody's wondering, we're going to answer the question, who from the big show has been shoulder tat for the recently announced James Bond audition? Yes. They're going to be doing a new series of films and they are looking for their new Bond. And coming up next, old Keezy. He's big time, Jase. He sure is, man. Thanks, fellas. He's big time. He's just had, not only is he a host on the hugely popular Game of Two Halves, he is also the centrefold. In the latest edition of Woman's Day.
I don't know if I'm a centrefold.
It's a pin-up. You can take it out, unpin it from the middle of the magazine and stick it up on your wall. If you could not do that, that'd be great.
Already done it, mate. Already done it. It's in the bog. Here's Rage Against the Machine. Rage Against the Machine.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What favorite film does Jase discover in this episode?
0:00–2:42
2
What exciting news does Keezy share about his career?
2:42–4:48
3
How does Keezy feel about his feature in Woman's Day?
4:48–6:57
4
What are the highlights of Keezy's Woman's Day spread?
6:57–10:02
5
What new project is Mike Minogue involved in?
10:02–12:50
6
What are the hosts' thoughts on the next James Bond?
12:50–17:15
7
How do the hosts discuss their dinner plans?
17:15–19:05
8
What advice do the hosts give about nightmares in children?
19:05–1:01:47