FULL SHOW: Like Fine Wine

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Jase 0:01
The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.
Mike Minogue 0:11
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt.
Keezy 0:17
Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company on yet another glorious day. It is Tuesday, the 26th of May, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's. That's right, Toledo's natural electrolyte drinks.
Mike Minogue 0:36
Order them online at toledos.co.nz.
Keezy 0:41
Toledo's! Did you just sniff your armpit then, Mogi? Did you just lift up your t-shirt there and sniff your nude armpit? Is that what you just did?
Jase 0:59
That's exactly what I did. Right, okay. If you want to come over here and sniff it yourself, you're more than welcome.
Keezy 1:04
Yes, please.
Jase 1:05
Anytime you want. What's the verdict? Borderline. Borderline. I'm somebody, and this will be of great interest to both of you and our audience out there, in Kelda on this beautiful Tuesday. I never used to reek. I never really used to have to use deodorant. Yes.

What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about aging?

Jase 1:19
Even if I went to the gym or something like that. Now I'm not even exercising and I reek. What is that? Maybe it's the only thing I can think of is that you walk a lot more now. Maybe it's that. Yeah, but he said before he used to go to the gym and not rest. But then you'd have a shower after the gym, right? No, but even when I'm at the gym, you know, and I'm exercising and that, and I'm pissing sweat, Keezy, because I'm giving it everything, you know. I'm giving it death. And I still didn't stink. I just smelled like victory. Oh, wow. Yeah, great. How are you going, Keezy, man?
Keezy 1:47
I'll come and have a sniff soon, if you don't mind. Yes, please. Yeah, Keezy. How you going, mate? Doosh, doosh. Have you been filming today?

How can you stage a home effectively for selling?

Keezy 1:55
Because you've got that buffy hairdo going on again.
Mike Minogue 1:58
I have been filming today, Jase. Game of Two Halves. It's out tomorrow on Sky and then on TV3 on Friday there. Everybody knows that. Obviously. Every way. Fellas. Look, I'm feeling good, guys. I'm feeling really great.

What winter soup recipes are discussed?

Mike Minogue 2:11
A little bit tired, but that's okay. Yeah, you're looking a bit droopy-eyed. I just feel like I left it all out there in the TV studio. Oh, right, okay. But then luckily, as soon as I walk into the radio studio, there's a fresh batch of content. Of content?
Keezy 2:24
I don't know.
Mike Minogue 2:25
How are you, Jason? How you going, man?
Keezy 2:28
Yeah, I'm good, thanks, man. You guys have been bleating on about how hot it is in the studio. It is hot. I think it is the perfect temp. Yeah. And I'm wearing my Merino hoodie.

What dinner ideas do the hosts suggest for the audience?

Keezy 2:37
Is that Merino, is it? Yeah, totally, man.
Jase 2:39
It looks like a really cheap fabric.
Keezy 2:41
It does, doesn't it? But it's top quality. Polyester or something, isn't it? Hey, Nelson. Speaking of which, Mogi.
Jase 2:51
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Another day, another opportunity to join the coolest gang in the world, the Hauraki gang. Stay tuned for the queue to call. Give us a bell on 0800 HAURAKI and you could find yourself in the draw and even potentially one day winning one of our two street dog electric vehicles. Motorbikes, most people call them, Keezy. Another opportunity to get in the draw for a higher hubby voucher. Holy heck, that's worth... I got a phone call today from Bogsy, the CEO of NZ Meat. He's put the prize up. It's worth $100,000. We're giving away a $100,000 voucher for Hire a Hubby every single day.
Mike Minogue 3:29
Unbelievable.

How do the hosts feel about the current state of the Warriors?

Mike Minogue 3:30
No, he called me after that. He said, hey, I might have given Mogi the wrong end of the stick there. It's still just $100, but everyone that gets that prize in the draw for $500 worth of Hire a Hubby vouchers at the end of the week.
Jase 3:39
Oh, that is so good. That's Bogsy for you, man. Shocking bastard. We're going to have a little bit of chat later about the fact that we're getting old, Hoity J. Yeah, man. Possibly even balding. Possibly. And next up, Keezy, you're thinking about putting your house on the market, man, and you want a bit of advice around staging your home for maximising results.
Mike Minogue 3:58
Yeah, I want to make it feel homely, but not lived in currently by other people, if you know what I mean. Yeah, big ask. If anyone's got any advice on that, 3483, you can win 50 bucks cash.

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