Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt.
Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company on yet another glorious day. It is Tuesday, the 26th of May, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's. That's right, Toledo's natural electrolyte drinks.
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Toledo's! Did you just sniff your armpit then, Mogi? Did you just lift up your t-shirt there and sniff your nude armpit? Is that what you just did?
That's exactly what I did. Right, okay. If you want to come over here and sniff it yourself, you're more than welcome.
Yes, please.
Anytime you want. What's the verdict? Borderline. Borderline. I'm somebody, and this will be of great interest to both of you and our audience out there, in Kelda on this beautiful Tuesday. I never used to reek. I never really used to have to use deodorant. Yes.
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Chapter 2: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about aging?
Even if I went to the gym or something like that. Now I'm not even exercising and I reek. What is that? Maybe it's the only thing I can think of is that you walk a lot more now. Maybe it's that. Yeah, but he said before he used to go to the gym and not rest. But then you'd have a shower after the gym, right?
No, but even when I'm at the gym, you know, and I'm exercising and that, and I'm pissing sweat, Keezy, because I'm giving it everything, you know. I'm giving it death. And I still didn't stink. I just smelled like victory. Oh, wow. Yeah, great. How are you going, Keezy, man?
I'll come and have a sniff soon, if you don't mind. Yes, please. Yeah, Keezy. How you going, mate? Doosh, doosh. Have you been filming today?
Chapter 3: How can you stage a home effectively for selling?
Because you've got that buffy hairdo going on again.
I have been filming today, Jase. Game of Two Halves. It's out tomorrow on Sky and then on TV3 on Friday there. Everybody knows that. Obviously. Every way. Fellas. Look, I'm feeling good, guys. I'm feeling really great.
Chapter 4: What winter soup recipes are discussed?
A little bit tired, but that's okay. Yeah, you're looking a bit droopy-eyed. I just feel like I left it all out there in the TV studio. Oh, right, okay. But then luckily, as soon as I walk into the radio studio, there's a fresh batch of content. Of content?
I don't know.
How are you, Jason? How you going, man?
Yeah, I'm good, thanks, man. You guys have been bleating on about how hot it is in the studio. It is hot. I think it is the perfect temp. Yeah. And I'm wearing my Merino hoodie.
Chapter 5: What dinner ideas do the hosts suggest for the audience?
Is that Merino, is it? Yeah, totally, man.
It looks like a really cheap fabric.
It does, doesn't it? But it's top quality. Polyester or something, isn't it? Hey, Nelson. Speaking of which, Mogi.
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Another opportunity to get in the draw for a higher hubby voucher. Holy heck, that's worth... I got a phone call today from Bogsy, the CEO of NZ Meat. He's put the prize up. It's worth $100,000. We're giving away a $100,000 voucher for Hire a Hubby every single day.
Unbelievable.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the current state of the Warriors?
No, he called me after that. He said, hey, I might have given Mogi the wrong end of the stick there. It's still just $100, but everyone that gets that prize in the draw for $500 worth of Hire a Hubby vouchers at the end of the week.
Oh, that is so good. That's Bogsy for you, man. Shocking bastard. We're going to have a little bit of chat later about the fact that we're getting old, Hoity J. Yeah, man. Possibly even balding. Possibly. And next up, Keezy, you're thinking about putting your house on the market, man, and you want a bit of advice around staging your home for maximising results.
Yeah, I want to make it feel homely, but not lived in currently by other people, if you know what I mean. Yeah, big ask. If anyone's got any advice on that, 3483, you can win 50 bucks cash.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest TV shows recommended by the hosts?
Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed. A bit of super groove on this glorious Tuesday afternoon. The time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock.
Fellas, my wife and I are thinking of putting our house on the market shortly. We've done a lot of work on the place. It's looking lovely and it's just time to list it, you know. Love it or list it, eh, Keezy? Great show. Great show. TVNZ Plus. But we've been getting a lot of advice from our friends as to things you can do to make your house seem more homely.
So I was told that when people come to see your house, they don't want to see that people are currently living there. They want to see it as kind of a neutral space where they can visualize them living there. Yeah. Yeah. You know? So we've got to kind of, at the same time, make our house look like we don't currently live there. It's just a house.
They want to be able to picture themselves in the home.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts handle their health concerns and aging?
That's right. Thank you. But also give it homely touches. So one of our friends was like, you could do the classic, bake a loaf of bread. Oh, yes.
Is that where I buggered it up? Why? What did you do? I just baked a loaf. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That tends to turn people away. It was on the market for moons.
And so you do that every...
And you did that every single open home? Every open home, every week. You just baked a loaf. Upstairs and downstairs.
Yeah, good. You see, actually, just on that front, Keezy, I vehemently disagree with that analysis right from the get-go. Well, what, Mogi's baking a loaf?
Oh, no, I think that's a good thing to do. So you think doing poos in every toilet and not flushing it's a good thing to do?
Yeah, totally. Because I believe that people go in there and they want to see how other people live in the house and they go, actually, this makes me feel very cosy. You know when you go into a house and it's like something out of House and Garden and you feel like you can't touch anything? I hate that. I like going into holes like yours and going, I feel I can do anything here. Right. And so.
I didn't mean, did I say holes? I mean homes. Yes. Like yours. Hole, yeah, is what you said. No, I mean homes. I want to see it lived in. So, you know, yes, definitely a bit of baking. Okay. Some, you know, some toys there in the bed, a boudoir.
Well, we did. We put a little teddy bear on the spare bed. It was like a little single kid's bed. So we put a teddy bear on there. Oh. Is that what you mean? With a video camera in the eyes. Yeah, you're shocking, mate.
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