FULL SHOW: Spreading Your Mulch
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Hodake Big Show with Toledos. All the good stuff, no nasties. Try it today. Yeah, g'day, you massive backbones. Now, listen, we've just finished our podcast outro, and after some serious chat and review, we've decided not to release this particular episode, fellas.
Woody J had a shocker. This is the first time it's ever happened where we've decided that we needed to delete a whole podcast. There's too many victims. Yes.
There's too many victims.
How does Keezy handle his mulch problem with birds?
I feel like I came out okay. Not that anyone would know because we've deleted it.
Yes. Well, you would say that. You would, but also you didn't really know what we were talking about.
No, I had no idea because I'm a good little boy.
But once you did, you hoed in. Yeah, you did. So, you know. Yeah. But it was one of those ones where we've had to make a judgment call. Yes. And we've made the judgment call, and this particular episode has been taken out to the back paddock and dealt with. Yeah. We've had to self-regulate. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've self-regulated it.
And if you're curious as to what the topic was, just think, Racism?
What advice does Dez Dalgety offer for garden issues?
Well, I mean, no. No, it wasn't, but, you know, just to throw them off the scent.
Yeah.
Anyway, enjoy the highlights podcast. Yeah. Reeks of racism. Enjoy the podcast. We'll have another one tomorrow.
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What relationship challenges does Keezy face?
Toledos. Oh, man. That is what you call butchering an opening. Is this pre-recorded?
What do you mean pre-recorded?
How do the hosts react to Keezy's relationship advice?
What the hell is that?
Oh, jeez. Holy heck. I don't even know what to do with that. I mean, I've been working in radio a long time, and that was so bad that it's thrown me a little bit.
Can I just say, just quickly, Jase is wearing a Bouchard T-shirt and a Reburger hat.
He's a weapon, man.
I'm a man of history, Keezy.
A man of history. Can you just buy some new stuff, please?
What are the details of the upcoming Engelbert Humperdinck concert?
Well, I often wear, you know, I often wear, you know, what is it, backbone, but I didn't have any clean ones. This is the only clean T-shirt I had. Wow. Hey, speaking of T-shirts. My God, your one is just straining against that heavily chiselled chest, Mogi. How are you, you stallion?
Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. What a day to be alive, fellas. Absolutely beautiful out there in there. Counting down the days until we get ourselves over to magic round, eight more sleeps. Yeah, man. Seven more sleeps. Seven more sleeps.
Damn, it's flying by. Six more sleeps.
Holy hecka.
Jesus Christ.
I'm frothing it.
Keezy looking very sharp with your new do there, mate. Got a bit of a fade happening. You've got a bit of the buff on top there. Looking good, mate. Looking good.
Thanks, Jase. Yeah, looking good, feeling good. Last day of the week for old Keezy.
Christopher, as I like to call you.
Yeah. We've got tomorrow off. Oh, you do?
What is the Breakfast vs. Big Show Challenge about?
Big golf tournament down south there. So I've got Friday vibes, fellas. Yeah, sure.
Look at this guy. Don't get too steamed tonight and ruin your weekend, though. No, that'll be tomorrow night. Okay, good.
Responsibly. And Saturday and Sunday. And we'll be back to Green Guild Keezy on Monday.
Yeah, old Green Guild Keezy.
Yeah, good stuff. I'm fine, by the way. Fellas, thanks for asking. Hey, uh... What's coming up, Mogi?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Later on in the show, Keezy has got a huge... Stand by.
Oh, bless you.
Keezy's got a... This has been the best opening break we've ever done. Keezy's got a huge update about Inglebert Humperdinck. You heard of him, Jizz? Yes. He's a hell of an individual and an absolute weapon on the stage. Get excited, fellas. O.D.J., you're worried that you're going bald. I am a little bit, yeah. Well, save it, man. Keep your powder dry because we're going to be yarning about that later. And coming up next, a bit of a surprise when I walk through the doors of the office today.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:31
2
How does Keezy handle his mulch problem with birds?
0:31–1:07
3
What advice does Dez Dalgety offer for garden issues?
1:07–1:54
4
What relationship challenges does Keezy face?
1:54–2:00
5
How do the hosts react to Keezy's relationship advice?
2:00–2:23
6
What are the details of the upcoming Engelbert Humperdinck concert?
2:23–3:20
7
What is the Breakfast vs. Big Show Challenge about?
3:20–4:21
8
What humorous moments arise during the discussion of the challenge?
4:21–55:06