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Chapter 1: What strange encounter did Jase have on the streets?
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Chapter 2: What car is Mike looking to buy and what features does he want?
I've got to say, one of my favourite things when I turn up to the office, Mogi, is when you choose to wear your tighty-whitey T-shirt, it really shows off everything. As always, you're looking great. How's life? I'm going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.
Shock and sleep, man. This goddamn cat I've got. Old bird shit, Chris. Wakes me up all night long. All night long. And my wife's way of dealing with it is to say just ignore it and it will stop. And then she goes back to sleep. Yeah. And I stay awake for the next three hours. So it's not working for me, but my wife's really happy. Cat's thrilled as well.
Actually, just on that front, Mogi, I'm a little bit worried about Jizz. Oh, yes. My cat. Yes. She's just sleeping all the time.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about the New Zealand International Comedy Festival?
She seems to have lost her joie de vivre. Vivre. So maybe I need to get Jizz hanging out with your box of joy. Yeah, bird shit. Bird shit, Chris. Yeah. Just to zhuzh her up a bit.
Yeah, we could have a play date. Yeah.
And the cats could come as well.
Chapter 4: What are the highlights of the latest TV shows discussed?
Can we rename both cats? Keezy. Would that be weird? Your hair is looking great today, man. It is looking really, really... Have you been on TV or something? No, not yet.
You've done something with your helmet there. What's the gut?
Well, I don't have a helmet. That's been pretty... It hasn't really done much since I left the house, to be honest. But in terms of my hair, yeah, we filmed an episode of Game of Two Harbs this morning. Oh, you did?
Chapter 5: What are the details of the Big Reality Show segment?
So the makeup artist, who's lovely, she... She's got a sense of humour. She put... She put some stuff in my hair there.
Yeah, it's looking very buffy. Is it?
Chapter 6: What was the strange encounter Jase experienced?
Yeah, very. It looks great. Yeah, it's looking very meaty.
You and I have got similar hair, but you do a lot more with yours. Thank you. These are some of the weirdest compliments I've ever had. I don't know what they are. How are you looking, Jay? How are you going, Jay?
How am I looking? I don't know. I don't look at myself. No, you look great.
Chapter 7: How did the hosts react to their new segment suggestions?
I'm good, thanks, fellas. Can't complain.
Is that a new shirt?
God.
You guys just don't miss a beat, do you?
That is a brand-new shirt, isn't it?
Well, it's not brand-new. It's secondhand. But, yes, my wife's been shopping again for old Hoi DJ, so, yeah, I thought I'd give it a try out. What do you think?
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Chapter 8: What dinner ideas did Keezy share with the audience?
Yeah, it's great. I love it. Thank you. It looks brand-new. Hey, what's coming up? Oh. Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? We've got a hurr of an announcement around the Brekkie V Big Show challenge that's happening. The old bench press CFLs will be hooking into that later on. I don't know if you guys have heard of the Superstar. There's a New Zealand international comedy festival going on at the moment. Tony Lyle.
Oh, wow.
Tony Lyle is one of the names attending. They did some kind of a shindig on the Friday night. A lot of the people from here went to it. Said he was nearly very good. Nearly very good. They said he was excellent. Excellent, that was it. That was the word they used. That was it. So we'll be having a yarn to him later on. And, oh, Mogi, I'm getting a new car, fellas. Oh, yeah, that's exciting.
So I need your advice, Keezy. Jase, you can listen in if you want, man. Sure, I'll chip in where I can, fellas. And from the audience as well. It's pretty exciting. They haven't bought a new car for ages. Shall we kick off with a bit of tenacious D?
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Fellas, I need a new car. Sad state of affairs for old Mogi. My Nissan Teeter, she's all over. It's gone to the pack. The engine blew up, and I was going to get it fixed at a mechanic's, but then the mechanic's burnt down. Yeah, I remember that. It was crazy. So that's permanently closed. I looked it up yesterday. Permanently closed. No good.
So they would rather burn down their mechanic than work on your Teeter.
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