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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: The Big Reality Show

05 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What strange encounter did Jase have on the streets?

1.516 - 10.116 Unknown

The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.

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10.136 - 31.561 Jason Hoyt

Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keefy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this gloomy Tuesday afternoon. It is the 5th of May, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledos.

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31.901 - 37.129 Keezy

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39.012 - 40.855 Unknown

Toledos!

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Chapter 2: What car is Mike looking to buy and what features does he want?

43.501 - 59.734 Jason Hoyt

I've got to say, one of my favourite things when I turn up to the office, Mogi, is when you choose to wear your tighty-whitey T-shirt, it really shows off everything. As always, you're looking great. How's life? I'm going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.

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60.115 - 82.165 Mike Minogue

Shock and sleep, man. This goddamn cat I've got. Old bird shit, Chris. Wakes me up all night long. All night long. And my wife's way of dealing with it is to say just ignore it and it will stop. And then she goes back to sleep. Yeah. And I stay awake for the next three hours. So it's not working for me, but my wife's really happy. Cat's thrilled as well.

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82.145 - 90.812 Jason Hoyt

Actually, just on that front, Mogi, I'm a little bit worried about Jizz. Oh, yes. My cat. Yes. She's just sleeping all the time.

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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about the New Zealand International Comedy Festival?

90.892 - 104.184 Jason Hoyt

She seems to have lost her joie de vivre. Vivre. So maybe I need to get Jizz hanging out with your box of joy. Yeah, bird shit. Bird shit, Chris. Yeah. Just to zhuzh her up a bit.

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104.344 - 106.345 Mike Minogue

Yeah, we could have a play date. Yeah.

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106.365 - 107.466 Jason Hoyt

And the cats could come as well.

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Chapter 4: What are the highlights of the latest TV shows discussed?

108.227 - 120.965 Jason Hoyt

Can we rename both cats? Keezy. Would that be weird? Your hair is looking great today, man. It is looking really, really... Have you been on TV or something? No, not yet.

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122.747 - 124.871 Mike Minogue

You've done something with your helmet there. What's the gut?

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124.891 - 134.626 Keezy

Well, I don't have a helmet. That's been pretty... It hasn't really done much since I left the house, to be honest. But in terms of my hair, yeah, we filmed an episode of Game of Two Harbs this morning. Oh, you did?

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Chapter 5: What are the details of the Big Reality Show segment?

134.726 - 141.847 Keezy

So the makeup artist, who's lovely, she... She's got a sense of humour. She put... She put some stuff in my hair there.

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142.088 - 144.091 Jason Hoyt

Yeah, it's looking very buffy. Is it?

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Chapter 6: What was the strange encounter Jase experienced?

144.172 - 147.237 Jason Hoyt

Yeah, very. It looks great. Yeah, it's looking very meaty.

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147.558 - 157.115 Keezy

You and I have got similar hair, but you do a lot more with yours. Thank you. These are some of the weirdest compliments I've ever had. I don't know what they are. How are you looking, Jay? How are you going, Jay?

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157.315 - 159.799 Jason Hoyt

How am I looking? I don't know. I don't look at myself. No, you look great.

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Chapter 7: How did the hosts react to their new segment suggestions?

159.819 - 161.763 Jason Hoyt

I'm good, thanks, fellas. Can't complain.

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162.624 - 163.266 Keezy

Is that a new shirt?

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164.309 - 166.672 Jason Hoyt

You guys just don't miss a beat, do you?

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166.692 - 167.733 Keezy

That is a brand-new shirt, isn't it?

167.753 - 176.983 Jason Hoyt

Well, it's not brand-new. It's secondhand. But, yes, my wife's been shopping again for old Hoi DJ, so, yeah, I thought I'd give it a try out. What do you think?

Chapter 8: What dinner ideas did Keezy share with the audience?

177.043 - 188.055 Jason Hoyt

Yeah, it's great. I love it. Thank you. It looks brand-new. Hey, what's coming up? Oh. Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.

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189.149 - 208.48 Mike Minogue

What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? We've got a hurr of an announcement around the Brekkie V Big Show challenge that's happening. The old bench press CFLs will be hooking into that later on. I don't know if you guys have heard of the Superstar. There's a New Zealand international comedy festival going on at the moment. Tony Lyle.

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209.242 - 210.043 Unknown

Oh, wow.

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210.023 - 229.947 Mike Minogue

Tony Lyle is one of the names attending. They did some kind of a shindig on the Friday night. A lot of the people from here went to it. Said he was nearly very good. Nearly very good. They said he was excellent. Excellent, that was it. That was the word they used. That was it. So we'll be having a yarn to him later on. And, oh, Mogi, I'm getting a new car, fellas. Oh, yeah, that's exciting.

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229.967 - 243.886 Mike Minogue

So I need your advice, Keezy. Jase, you can listen in if you want, man. Sure, I'll chip in where I can, fellas. And from the audience as well. It's pretty exciting. They haven't bought a new car for ages. Shall we kick off with a bit of tenacious D?

246.73 - 250.475 Unknown

The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

250.495 - 257.164 Jason Hoyt

Head like a hole there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past 4 o'clock.

257.345 - 278.802 Mike Minogue

Fellas, I need a new car. Sad state of affairs for old Mogi. My Nissan Teeter, she's all over. It's gone to the pack. The engine blew up, and I was going to get it fixed at a mechanic's, but then the mechanic's burnt down. Yeah, I remember that. It was crazy. So that's permanently closed. I looked it up yesterday. Permanently closed. No good.

278.883 - 281.266 Keezy

So they would rather burn down their mechanic than work on your Teeter.

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