Chapter 1: What are the hosts discussing at the start of the show?
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Oh, g'day, you mad bastard. It's great to have your company on this glorious Friday afternoon. It is the 17th of April, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show.
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Out with the old brands. Toledo's is here. Clean, mean hydration. Get it in ya. Toledos! G'day, Mogi Estelian. How's life? Going pretty grousy, you mad dog, you sick son of a B. Another weekend, fellas. I'm looking forward, as you are, Jase. I know we were talking about it in depth prior to the show. The old warriors playing tomorrow against the Titans.
And I tell you what, we've had such a bad run against those bastards. Three losses in a row from recollection. And the last time was one of the most humiliating we've ever had. Wasn't it a 60-pointer? That was a couple of years ago. Oh, was that two years ago? Yeah, I always get them mixed up. What? Last time and two years ago? Yeah. Totally, man. You're always getting those mixed up.
How are you, Keezy, man? Going pretty good, fellas. Pretty exciting tonight. My wife and I, a bit of a hot date. Going to the mall tonight. Oh, God, what's she got you doing there? Wow, we'll get into it later in the show, but... Do you ever walk along... Sorry to... Woman's Day shoot tomorrow, need more clothes. Need more clothes, yes. Yeah.
Do you ever walk along sort of with your arms around each other? Yes, correct. And this is for you as well, Jizz. And your hand stuffed in the back pocket of her jeans? No. No, I've never done that. You should try it, man. It's sick. I've definitely done that. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Not with my wife, though. And I've never been, I don't know how you guys are with this.
You probably can't reach, can you? The old arm and arm, you know? Yeah. Arm and arm. It never feels comfortable to me. No. You know what I mean? Think about your wife. She's the one that has to sort of bend down to make that work. Exactly. And that just always feels like I'll give my wife a kiss at the lights or something like that. I'll give her a bit of a squeeze. I'll give her a squeeze.
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Chapter 2: How does Mike feel about his wife's plans for the evening?
We're going to go to see the old magic round over there. And your chance, your opportunity twice today to come along with us or at least to get into the draw when you hear the cue to call 0800 HODAKI. We've got the throbber today, fellas. Yeah, man. And the tension in the studio, you can cut it with an absolute knife. Old Mogies won three in a row and the boys are dead. desperate, have you?
Can I just say that Mogi goes into great depth with Pagsa and he was literally sitting in Studio B for 20 minutes just getting it right. I just, I look at my phone and go, oh, that'll do and send it off. Hooray, Jay, wait till you hear my song before you start talking about that. And next up, a bit of dentist chat.
Old Mogi's been to the dentist a few times in the last few weeks and he's got some bloody great news. Good stuff, mate. In the meantime, let's get into some tunes, eh? But Weezer. Oh, that's a bang. Huge tune. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Green day there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock.
Let's not forget, by the way, Frowd Out Shire Day. If you've got any frowd outs, i.e. shout outs, 3483, let us know. We've been dragging that one out for a few years now, haven't we?
We have, man.
Our boss has been talking about getting rid of things, but that stays. Absolute what? The fact that Jase said frat out shy day once instead of shout out Friday. Yeah, about four years ago. We're stuck with it, man. Totally. Hey, fellas, I've had an absolute shocker with a dentist. 3483 out there. Give us a text if you've been absolutely ripped off and you can help me out. So I had a toothache.
I've had it for about a week and a half. I went along to my local dentist there and they had a little look at it, did an X-ray. I was in there without a word of a lie for between seven and eight minutes. And charged me $150 for that. But I've got health insurance, so I got a discount of 5%. Oh, wow. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. So that's $7.50.
Yeah, $7.50.
$7.50. So I was really grateful for that. But I got referred because I had a crown done on one of my molars a couple of years ago, and it turns out there was a crack underneath it, and they just sort of covered it up, which is good to hear. They just bogged it up. Yeah, paper mache. Yeah, bogged it up. So I went along to a specialist. It wasn't an orthodontist.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the upcoming Magic Round event?
A little bit over $700. Now, I've got to go back on Monday the year to have the operation done, well, the procedure done, but it takes two attempts, so it's... It's two times. I don't get it done once. They have to kill the bacteria and then I go back some other date to get it completed. And then they kill the nerve. That's right. And then they kill my savings. $3,000 to have that done.
Plus the $700. Plus the $700 I've already spent. Are you joking? No. And I said, how long will that take? And she said about an hour for each one, which works out to she's on about $1,500 an hour. That's good money. Yeah. So my decision, I guess, because what's happened over the last couple of days since she told me that, my tooth doesn't hurt at all. Isn't that interesting?
It just miraculously went, actually, you know what?
I'm feeling pretty good. It doesn't hurt at all. I have sort of 20, 30 Panadol a day. I can't feel anything. So I just sort of feel like I'm all good. And actually, when you think about it, if it comes back again, if the panties aren't working anymore. The panties? Yes. The panties. Oh, Panadols. The old Trammies. Trammies and X. You know, old Keezy here's got a massive box full of the bastards.
Exactly. You'll give old Mogi a couple of sheets, wouldn't you? Trammies are prescription medicine, Jase. Are you on one now? Are you steamed, Keezy? Guilty. And I would never share prescription medicine with my friends. Now, she was giving me the rundown of what I could do. One was that I could just leave it. Yeah, she'll be right. Yeah. That's the Jason Hoyt method. That's right. That is right.
Two is that I could have the procedure done. That's the Keezy method. Three is that they could just pull the tooth out. I was going to say, just rip the bastard out.
That'll still cost about $500.
Yeah, substantially less so, isn't it? Because $3,000, I could get a new teeter for that. That is a fair old whack of cash. That is a lot of money.
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Chapter 4: What dental horror story does Mogi share?
That is a lot of money, 3K. So I need a hand on 348C. Frick us a text. What should I do? Yeah, also if you've been massively stung by the dentist as well, 3483, every text. Stunk. If you've been massively stung by the dentist as well, 3483, every text in the drawer for $50 cash. How good, man. Put that towards my dentist, Casey. There's Kings of Leon.
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Metallica there on this amazing Friday afternoon. The time is 24 minutes past 4 o'clock. Now, old Mogi's had a bit of a toothache and he's done some investigations with the dentist there. It's already cost him near on 700 bucks. He's been told he needs a root canal, which is going to cost him $3,000. Yeah.
She had a look at my teeth and she said, do you want a root? And I said, how much? And she said, three grand. I was like, oh, I don't know if I do. It's up there, man. And so we've asked, haven't we, Keezy, on 3483, what I should do and also any bad experience or expensive experiences that other people have had.
Can I just say a lot of people texting on 3483 saying the amount they've had to pay on their teeth recently as well. And it's always in the thousands. I remember a mate years and years ago saying to me one year he spent more on his teeth than he did on rent. Thank you. Yeah, right. Yeah. It was something like $9,000 or $10,000 or something. And that was in sort of 1990. Oh, wow.
I was going to say, he must have been living in a pretty crap house. Yes. A lot of people sending through good advice on 3483 there, Mogi. Jimmy says, get the tooth pulled and spend the rest on beers. So that's about $3,200 to spend on beers afterwards. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. Not bad. A lot of people suggesting that you get it done overseas.
So this one here, I got a root canal done in Sri Lanka. Cost about $80 New Zealand. The flights were 2K return. Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it? So I'd be saving there, but I'd be in the plane for a long time and I'd probably have to take five days off work. Yeah, that's okay. Do you know what I mean?
Well, actually, just on Sri Lanka, because I've been there, I actually got quite bad swimmers here while I was over there.
this isn't meant to be a funny story this is a serious business it is but i got an ear infection and then i went to a doctor's uh well not a doctor's a chemist and i was like do you have any um i've got an ear infection and he gave me some like antibiotic drop stuff and i bought it it was like i don't know four dollars or something and then on the back i tried to look up what it was and they had scratched out the details and the serial number and the expiry date
But, tell you what, my ear was fixed in two days. Worked a treat. And I don't mean to derail this conversation, but it just occurred to me when you were talking about your swimmer's ear, is it because they're on the piss? Jase. Jase, can we just keep it on topic, please? It might go in one ear and it's probably struggling to get out the other. Yeah, because that's how water works.
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