OUTRO: Ass Poisoning
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Oh, g'day, fellas.
Backbone. Hello. Does this work?
Is this working?
Yeah.
Just means I can't hear myself, eh? Are you still having technical issues, Nogi?
Well, I've been moved. Oh, Jesus, there. Yes. So Jerry's obviously had the same issue. Yeah. How's it going, fellas? Yeah, good, thanks. High five, Keezy, man.
Ah, up top, brother. Who was that dude that just pointed at me? I'm fucking reeking. Why? This is the second day in a row you've come and reeking.
Yeah, I know. Is that because you're... No deodorant. Oh, what? Is that a conscious thing?
Well, generally I don't need it, but I'm starting to stink. Right. I'm recording all this on my text to my wife.
Oh, wow. So you're going to send this to her? Yeah, she's going to be loving it.
Old Mogi's reeking. But you're not, like, going to the gym or anything like that?
Fuck no. You're walking, though. What did I do today? I took one of the world's most... Probably one of the most humiliating rides I've ever taken on a Lime scooter. I had to get him for a meeting today at the office. Was it a sit-down one? Yeah. Yeah, boy. But I actually think that they're not as bad as the stand-up one. I think the stand-up ones are more humiliating.
Why does one host choose not to wear deodorant?
The problem I had was this one was running on practically zero battery. So it was only marginally faster than this one. Then somebody walking. Yes. And I had to go the long way around where you go fishing under the bridge. Oh, yeah. Down the hill, down past where you go fishing under the bridge. And it took a long time. Along the marina there. Yeah. And I was like, is it? Is it because I'm in a slow go zone? It's a low speed zone there. So that's what I thought. And I thought, but this is particularly slow. Hang on, man.
Hang on, man. He's halfway through talking, man. I just want to clarify.
Come on, TC. Come on, man. And so then I pulled it over and then I jumped on another one. Fuck, I was flying, mate.
What embarrassing experience did the host have on a Lime scooter?
Wow. I was actually flying on a stand-up one. But it was humiliating.
Yes. Do you think it takes away when you arrive at the meeting, reeking, and you hop off a Lime student?
Absolutely reeking. Well, I parked a bit further away so that no one will see me.
But you still had the Lime helmet on, you were saying.
I have the helmet on. I never take the helmet off.
My question was going to be,
do lime is there like areas where lime scooters go slower because you're not allowed what they automatically just need restricted areas yeah right okay so the cbd would be an example because there's a lot of pedestrians around yes um how much are you paying for one of those well that today cost me about 8.50 which wasn't heavy because that's about as much as an uber yeah um but i got humiliated so that didn't seem more fun than an uber though Well, I tell you, speaking of reeking, the last few Ubers I've had fucking reeking. It was like old Mogi had been driving them for a year. So you never wear deodorant ever? Oh, not ever, but certainly not every day. I don't like the health. Oh, right. They're putting, what is it?
Aluminum.
Aluminum, yeah. So that was doing the news cycle probably 10 or 15 years ago, so that's when I stopped using it. The trouble is you then get on the stuff that hasn't got that in it, and you just end up with a swampy pit and reeking. So I just don't use it as much. I've never been a big smeller, but I'm Obviously, the only time I was really reeking was when I was having miso soup every day. And that was coming out of my pores and I was fucking honking.
When I had my pussy armpit, I didn't. Those are gross. I didn't, you know, use it there. Obviously, I'm not going to put, you know, deodorant on a massive, sisty, pussy lump.
Yeah, totally, man. Can I guess roll on?
Well, I actually, no, I actually very Keezy.
Right.
You're actually very Keezy. I sometimes have a spray, sometimes a roll-on.
Right, depending on what you're into. You're rich. Depending on what was on special that week.
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