OUTRO: Bangin' Dudes Special

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What social media platforms do the hosts promote?

Mike Minogue 0:00
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here.
Jason Hoyte 0:15
Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello.
Keezy 0:18
G'day, guys. How are we today?
Jason Hoyte 0:20
You're sounding a little bit nasal. You all right?
Keezy 0:22
Do I sound different?
Mike Minogue 0:24
I think what it is, he's just pounded a spicy chicken burger. And so he's maybe got a bit of mucus action going on. Yeah, spicy. Just on that front, by the way, I stopped myself last night from getting the extra spicy.

How do the hosts introduce themselves and check in with each other?

Jason Hoyte 0:42
Yeah, good. Coward. Jase went to Eden Noodles, which is, well, we all love it, some more than others. but that's one that we've been sort of referring to without mentioning the name of it for quite a long time.
Keezy 0:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Hoyte 0:58
And it's fucking good.
Keezy 0:59
And if you live in Auckland and you want the best dumplings of your life, go to Eater Noodles and get the dumplings and spicy sauce.
Jason Hoyte 1:05
Do you know what I tell you the thing is about it? I'm not huge on the dumplings. I love a dumpling. I like making them at home because they're so easy. I like eating them out. The big thing about Eater Noodles is it's so delicious, but it's so cheap.
Keezy 1:15
Fuck it's cheap.
Jason Hoyte 1:16
It's so cheap.

What spicy food experiences do the hosts share?

Keezy 1:18
Unbelievable. Like anywhere else.
Jason Hoyte 1:20
I had the wonton soup the other day, which is six wontons and a hot and spicy sauce. Yes. And then I also had... Now, that was $12.90. That'll be 23 bucks anywhere else.
Keezy 1:31
100%. And high quality. High quality.
Jason Hoyte 1:33
And then I had the chicken strips, the deep fried chicken strips, which is a full container of that shit. And it came to $19.70 or something. Yeah. And I was rammed.
Mike Minogue 1:43
It's fucking incredible.
Jason Hoyte 1:44
It really is.
Mike Minogue 1:45
It's so good. But... I couldn't go full spice anyway because my wife wanted some. And she doesn't like it too spicy.
Jason Hoyte 1:53
Right, so you had to... Except in the bedroom. Oh, come on, Nogi, man. How spicy does she like it in the bedroom?
Mike Minogue 2:02
Actually, in terms of spice, when I first met my wife... No go, man.
Jason Hoyte 2:09
Right. Lights off missionary.
Mike Minogue 2:11
But I was full spice boy at that point.
Jason Hoyte 2:14
I love chilli. You're a shocking little bastard.
Mike Minogue 2:16
I love chilli.

How do the hosts discuss their preferences for dumplings?

Jason Hoyte 2:17
Are you talking about the bedroom or eating?
Mike Minogue 2:19
No, I'm talking about eating. Eating what? Eating hot food, Casey, you filthy bastard. And she wasn't into Spice at all, but over the years she's developed to the point sometimes where she handles it better than me.
Jason Hoyte 2:34
Wow. A woman handles it better? That's unbelievable. It's incredible. That must have brought great shame on your whanau.
Mike Minogue 2:42
Going from I can't handle Spice to outdoing Hoity J in Spice, I'm not happy about it, fellas.
Keezy 2:48
To be fair, you've tapered off, though.
Mike Minogue 2:50
Massively, I have.
Jason Hoyte 2:51
Have you gotten a little bit taller in these last months?
Mike Minogue 2:53
No, I've got smaller. Got some new boots. They're pretty cool. We were having a conversation the other day, and I was saying I'm the same height as my wife. And Keezy was like, no, you're fucking not. We've always been the same height. And so I went home that night and measured myself against my wife. I'm fucking way smaller than her. Really? And it was like, I've never been way smaller than you. And she said, yeah, you're shrinking pretty quick.
Jason Hoyte 3:21
Quote. That was the quote. You're going to have to get on the weights, man.
Mike Minogue 3:24
I'm telling you. And I was like, fuck, I really am, aren't I? So do weights help you get taller?
Jason Hoyte 3:28
Well, it helps you retain your muscles. So if you haven't got any muscle, then you start collapsing under the weight of your own skeleton. So your muscles, if you maintain your muscle, because you lose 1% to 2% every single year as soon as you hit your 40s. Right. So that's when you see old men and old women, they're stooped over because they've got no muscles. They're bones. Yeah, they can't support it. So you need to maintain muscle. muscle mass to carry your fucking skeleton around. It's scary, dude. Yeah, totally. You're so shrinking.
Mike Minogue 3:57
You're going to be tiny. I'm going to put you in my fucking pocket. I'm fit at the moment, but I'm not doing any muscle work.
Keezy 4:05
Muscle work, that's what they call it.
Mike Minogue 4:07
I mean, I should show you guys my ass, man. It's never been more toned.
Keezy 4:11
I bet you've got the smallest little arse.

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