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Chapter 1: What social media platforms do the hosts promote?
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Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello.
G'day, guys. How are we today?
You're sounding a little bit nasal. You all right?
Do I sound different?
I think what it is, he's just pounded a spicy chicken burger. And so he's maybe got a bit of mucus action going on. Yeah, spicy. Just on that front, by the way, I stopped myself last night from getting the extra spicy.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts introduce themselves and check in with each other?
Yeah, good. Coward. Jase went to Eden Noodles, which is, well, we all love it, some more than others. but that's one that we've been sort of referring to without mentioning the name of it for quite a long time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's fucking good.
And if you live in Auckland and you want the best dumplings of your life, go to Eater Noodles and get the dumplings and spicy sauce.
Do you know what I tell you the thing is about it? I'm not huge on the dumplings. I love a dumpling. I like making them at home because they're so easy. I like eating them out. The big thing about Eater Noodles is it's so delicious, but it's so cheap.
Fuck it's cheap.
It's so cheap.
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Chapter 3: What spicy food experiences do the hosts share?
Unbelievable. Like anywhere else.
I had the wonton soup the other day, which is six wontons and a hot and spicy sauce. Yes. And then I also had... Now, that was $12.90. That'll be 23 bucks anywhere else.
100%. And high quality. High quality.
And then I had the chicken strips, the deep fried chicken strips, which is a full container of that shit. And it came to $19.70 or something. Yeah. And I was rammed.
It's fucking incredible.
It really is.
It's so good. But... I couldn't go full spice anyway because my wife wanted some. And she doesn't like it too spicy.
Right, so you had to... Except in the bedroom. Oh, come on, Nogi, man. How spicy does she like it in the bedroom?
Actually, in terms of spice, when I first met my wife... No go, man.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss their preferences for dumplings?
Are you talking about the bedroom or eating?
No, I'm talking about eating. Eating what? Eating hot food, Casey, you filthy bastard. And she wasn't into Spice at all, but over the years she's developed to the point sometimes where she handles it better than me.
Wow. A woman handles it better? That's unbelievable. It's incredible. That must have brought great shame on your whanau.
Going from I can't handle Spice to outdoing Hoity J in Spice, I'm not happy about it, fellas.
To be fair, you've tapered off, though.
Massively, I have.
Have you gotten a little bit taller in these last months?
No, I've got smaller. Got some new boots. They're pretty cool. We were having a conversation the other day, and I was saying I'm the same height as my wife. And Keezy was like, no, you're fucking not. We've always been the same height. And so I went home that night and measured myself against my wife. I'm fucking way smaller than her. Really?
And it was like, I've never been way smaller than you. And she said, yeah, you're shrinking pretty quick.
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Chapter 5: What are the humorous insights about maintaining muscle as we age?
And did you look at her and say, look at that fucking peach you've got? Did you say that? Yeah, nice.
As I've said before, my ass was my best feature. I had a peachy, cute little bum, but I was getting that thing of old man bum where my body was absorbing my ass.
You were sucking it up. Do I have a bum? It doesn't disappear completely. I think you're wasting it in those big baggy pants. Yeah, well, you're wearing that.
I mean...
I think I've got a good ass when it's naked, but you could never tell in these pants.
Look at Jase's. There's nothing there. Well, he's wearing TJ's. That is a tight ass.
He's got the tight jeans on, but if you look at that, that's straight down, Keezer.
Yeah, your ass is a shocker, Mogi.
Thanks, mate. It's a shocker. There's nothing there, is there? No, there isn't. There's nothing to hang on to. If you ever look at it naked.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts address their changing body sizes and fitness?
And walk away. It's like a slow motion explosion in an action movie.
I'd probably just do the old light a candle, put it on the ground thing. Oh, and squat over it. And then just sort of squat over it there.
So I was saying, what kind of dude would I go for?
Because you remember you were saying, oh, my wife doesn't like it spicy in the bedroom. I'm trying to go extra spicy, but she doesn't want to. So I've been thinking about banging dudes.
And I was like, is this appropriate for the podcast? And you said, podcast? What podcast?
And then you looked at Mogi and said, Mogi, you got fucking great ass, man. Is that what I said, was it?
The problem was trying to find a clip, a highlight at the end of the show to play out is there's too many options, folks.
Jeez. You know, we talk about it all the time, though, don't we, where we do the podcast and we can't remember a single thing we talked about in the podcast. I'll remember this one. That's a classic example of it.
I mean, I don't recall saying any of that. Would you or have you ever found yourself in a situation where you could? Could what? Make love to a man?
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Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their past experiences?
A nude spa.
Remember, Mogi? Of course I do.
Yeah. And you've been hitting the beers. Do you not remember saying that?
No, I don't, man. Far out. Did I say it on this podcast too?
Yeah, you were banging on about it. Yeah. That was shocking. But anyway. So you were in a situation and you didn't do it, man. I was in a situation, yeah. But it was one of those things where you go, I could see how this would happen. It was a very well-known New Zealand celebrity. All right, okay. Well-known out? No. No, okay. No. And it was like, oh, yeah, I could see how this would happen.
Sure. I mean, I'm not going to do it. Yeah, yeah. But I could see how it would happen. Hot dude? Hot dude, but, you know. Hot dude, but. Well, certainly not a ā Not hot like Jase. Yeah, well. You know, not super masculine sort of thing. Yeah, well, I mean, you know. Jase is super butch. I'm one in a million, man. And that doesn't do it for me when it comes to men.
Like, I like my men to be like women.
Yeah. I was actually talking, because when I think butch men, I think Jase, Buck Shelford, Sir Edmund Hillary.
Well, the funny thing is I have a lot of feminine qualities. Funny you should bring him up. I know I come across as massively manly, but I actually have a lot of feminine qualities.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts wrap up their discussions on relationships and preferences?
To be honest though, Jase, I reckon you should go for it. Go for what? Banging a dude. That's what this whole podcast was about. Do you not remember? Come on, man.
That was nice though. It was a nice chat, open chat.
No one's got a problem with it. As I say, if that's where you lean in, go for it. Fill your boots, man.
Hey, listen to the big show. Absolutely. Four to seven weekdays, Radio Hauraki. I almost regret it.
Almost regret not going through with it. Because you never know, Kiersey, you might love it. Maybe. You might be really good at it. How do you know? It's like an instrument or a sport. If you don't get involved in it... I never thought I'd like...
Ballet or... You could be right now the greatest Formula One driver in the world. Yes, that's right. But you've never been in that situation.
That's right, because I think I wouldn't like it.
You're right.
I don't know what Bath is, but I could be the best at it.
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