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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Bangin' Dudes Special

30 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What social media platforms do the hosts promote?

0.807 - 15.069 Mike Minogue

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here.

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15.45 - 17.913 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello.

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18.655 - 20.357 Keezy

G'day, guys. How are we today?

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20.377 - 22.14 Jason Hoyte

You're sounding a little bit nasal. You all right?

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22.812 - 24.093 Keezy

Do I sound different?

24.194 - 42.675 Mike Minogue

I think what it is, he's just pounded a spicy chicken burger. And so he's maybe got a bit of mucus action going on. Yeah, spicy. Just on that front, by the way, I stopped myself last night from getting the extra spicy.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts introduce themselves and check in with each other?

42.695 - 57.962 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, good. Coward. Jase went to Eden Noodles, which is, well, we all love it, some more than others. but that's one that we've been sort of referring to without mentioning the name of it for quite a long time.

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57.982 - 58.583 Keezy

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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58.603 - 59.785 Jason Hoyte

And it's fucking good.

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59.825 - 65.812 Keezy

And if you live in Auckland and you want the best dumplings of your life, go to Eater Noodles and get the dumplings and spicy sauce.

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65.832 - 75.685 Jason Hoyte

Do you know what I tell you the thing is about it? I'm not huge on the dumplings. I love a dumpling. I like making them at home because they're so easy. I like eating them out. The big thing about Eater Noodles is it's so delicious, but it's so cheap.

75.745 - 76.346 Keezy

Fuck it's cheap.

76.466 - 77.868 Jason Hoyte

It's so cheap.

Chapter 3: What spicy food experiences do the hosts share?

78.228 - 79.87 Keezy

Unbelievable. Like anywhere else.

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80.491 - 91.122 Jason Hoyte

I had the wonton soup the other day, which is six wontons and a hot and spicy sauce. Yes. And then I also had... Now, that was $12.90. That'll be 23 bucks anywhere else.

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91.142 - 93.024 Keezy

100%. And high quality. High quality.

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93.104 - 103.134 Jason Hoyte

And then I had the chicken strips, the deep fried chicken strips, which is a full container of that shit. And it came to $19.70 or something. Yeah. And I was rammed.

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103.554 - 104.616 Mike Minogue

It's fucking incredible.

104.656 - 105.336 Jason Hoyte

It really is.

105.496 - 113.926 Mike Minogue

It's so good. But... I couldn't go full spice anyway because my wife wanted some. And she doesn't like it too spicy.

113.946 - 122.058 Jason Hoyte

Right, so you had to... Except in the bedroom. Oh, come on, Nogi, man. How spicy does she like it in the bedroom?

122.639 - 129.189 Mike Minogue

Actually, in terms of spice, when I first met my wife... No go, man.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss their preferences for dumplings?

137.966 - 139.63 Jason Hoyte

Are you talking about the bedroom or eating?

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139.65 - 154.73 Mike Minogue

No, I'm talking about eating. Eating what? Eating hot food, Casey, you filthy bastard. And she wasn't into Spice at all, but over the years she's developed to the point sometimes where she handles it better than me.

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154.87 - 162.316 Jason Hoyte

Wow. A woman handles it better? That's unbelievable. It's incredible. That must have brought great shame on your whanau.

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162.516 - 168.622 Mike Minogue

Going from I can't handle Spice to outdoing Hoity J in Spice, I'm not happy about it, fellas.

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168.642 - 170.083 Keezy

To be fair, you've tapered off, though.

170.283 - 171.064 Mike Minogue

Massively, I have.

171.444 - 173.446 Jason Hoyte

Have you gotten a little bit taller in these last months?

173.966 - 195.144 Mike Minogue

No, I've got smaller. Got some new boots. They're pretty cool. We were having a conversation the other day, and I was saying I'm the same height as my wife. And Keezy was like, no, you're fucking not. We've always been the same height. And so I went home that night and measured myself against my wife. I'm fucking way smaller than her. Really?

195.245 - 200.871 Mike Minogue

And it was like, I've never been way smaller than you. And she said, yeah, you're shrinking pretty quick.

Chapter 5: What are the humorous insights about maintaining muscle as we age?

281.168 - 288.479 Keezy

And did you look at her and say, look at that fucking peach you've got? Did you say that? Yeah, nice.

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289.601 - 299.296 Mike Minogue

As I've said before, my ass was my best feature. I had a peachy, cute little bum, but I was getting that thing of old man bum where my body was absorbing my ass.

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299.396 - 307.97 Jason Hoyte

You were sucking it up. Do I have a bum? It doesn't disappear completely. I think you're wasting it in those big baggy pants. Yeah, well, you're wearing that.

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308.13 - 308.931 Keezy

I mean...

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308.911 - 313.057 Jason Hoyte

I think I've got a good ass when it's naked, but you could never tell in these pants.

313.077 - 317.022 Keezy

Look at Jase's. There's nothing there. Well, he's wearing TJ's. That is a tight ass.

317.042 - 320.086 Jason Hoyte

He's got the tight jeans on, but if you look at that, that's straight down, Keezer.

320.126 - 322.149 Mike Minogue

Yeah, your ass is a shocker, Mogi.

322.229 - 327.576 Jason Hoyte

Thanks, mate. It's a shocker. There's nothing there, is there? No, there isn't. There's nothing to hang on to. If you ever look at it naked.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts address their changing body sizes and fitness?

399.226 - 404.931 Jason Hoyte

And walk away. It's like a slow motion explosion in an action movie.

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405.551 - 412.217 Keezy

I'd probably just do the old light a candle, put it on the ground thing. Oh, and squat over it. And then just sort of squat over it there.

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412.577 - 416.04 Mike Minogue

So I was saying, what kind of dude would I go for?

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416.12 - 424.828 Keezy

Because you remember you were saying, oh, my wife doesn't like it spicy in the bedroom. I'm trying to go extra spicy, but she doesn't want to. So I've been thinking about banging dudes.

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424.808 - 433.635 Jason Hoyte

And I was like, is this appropriate for the podcast? And you said, podcast? What podcast?

433.655 - 439.392 Keezy

And then you looked at Mogi and said, Mogi, you got fucking great ass, man. Is that what I said, was it?

440.367 - 449.759 Jason Hoyte

The problem was trying to find a clip, a highlight at the end of the show to play out is there's too many options, folks.

449.779 - 460.193 Mike Minogue

Jeez. You know, we talk about it all the time, though, don't we, where we do the podcast and we can't remember a single thing we talked about in the podcast. I'll remember this one. That's a classic example of it.

460.213 - 467.322 Jason Hoyte

I mean, I don't recall saying any of that. Would you or have you ever found yourself in a situation where you could? Could what? Make love to a man?

Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their past experiences?

527.122 - 528.746 Keezy

A nude spa.

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528.946 - 530.449 Jason Hoyte

Remember, Mogi? Of course I do.

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530.429 - 535.018 Mike Minogue

Yeah. And you've been hitting the beers. Do you not remember saying that?

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535.179 - 539.568 Keezy

No, I don't, man. Far out. Did I say it on this podcast too?

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539.588 - 560.434 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, you were banging on about it. Yeah. That was shocking. But anyway. So you were in a situation and you didn't do it, man. I was in a situation, yeah. But it was one of those things where you go, I could see how this would happen. It was a very well-known New Zealand celebrity. All right, okay. Well-known out? No. No, okay. No. And it was like, oh, yeah, I could see how this would happen.

560.814 - 581.767 Jason Hoyte

Sure. I mean, I'm not going to do it. Yeah, yeah. But I could see how it would happen. Hot dude? Hot dude, but, you know. Hot dude, but. Well, certainly not a – Not hot like Jase. Yeah, well. You know, not super masculine sort of thing. Yeah, well, I mean, you know. Jase is super butch. I'm one in a million, man. And that doesn't do it for me when it comes to men.

581.867 - 584.251 Jason Hoyte

Like, I like my men to be like women.

584.271 - 591.802 Keezy

Yeah. I was actually talking, because when I think butch men, I think Jase, Buck Shelford, Sir Edmund Hillary.

591.883 - 599.823 Mike Minogue

Well, the funny thing is I have a lot of feminine qualities. Funny you should bring him up. I know I come across as massively manly, but I actually have a lot of feminine qualities.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts wrap up their discussions on relationships and preferences?

639.762 - 648.852 Keezy

To be honest though, Jase, I reckon you should go for it. Go for what? Banging a dude. That's what this whole podcast was about. Do you not remember? Come on, man.

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649.252 - 653.978 Jason Hoyte

That was nice though. It was a nice chat, open chat.

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654.038 - 660.164 Mike Minogue

No one's got a problem with it. As I say, if that's where you lean in, go for it. Fill your boots, man.

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660.985 - 665.15 Keezy

Hey, listen to the big show. Absolutely. Four to seven weekdays, Radio Hauraki. I almost regret it.

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665.17 - 679.27 Jason Hoyte

Almost regret not going through with it. Because you never know, Kiersey, you might love it. Maybe. You might be really good at it. How do you know? It's like an instrument or a sport. If you don't get involved in it... I never thought I'd like...

679.553 - 687.244 Keezy

Ballet or... You could be right now the greatest Formula One driver in the world. Yes, that's right. But you've never been in that situation.

687.284 - 688.927 Jason Hoyte

That's right, because I think I wouldn't like it.

689.167 - 689.488 Keezy

You're right.

689.508 - 691.25 Jason Hoyte

I don't know what Bath is, but I could be the best at it.

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