OUTRO BITS: Spicing It Up
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My wife is shocking. She's so not into it, so I just hassle her about it all the time, about going to church. She's like, no. She doesn't even joke around with me about it because she just is so not into it. Because she's a Satanist.
She's pro-Satan, eh? Yeah.
My wife is pro-Satan. Can you clip that off, pug son?
How does the conversation shift to personal beliefs and church attendance?
Does she still do that thing where she, like, draws a star on the ground and a circle around it and then puts, like, candles? What is that called again? I don't know, man. You're telling the story. You know what I mean? Like, it's not a seance. Is it a seance? It is a seance. Is it? Yeah. Does she still do those seances?
Yeah.
Conjuring Satan. We used to do those. Did you used to do those?
What humorous anecdotes are shared about childhood experiences with church?
No. I never dabbled in that shit. Never dabbled in black magic? No, because I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I was just going to say, you're the kind of person that would have the thing that's like, you know, it's bullshit, but what if it's not? I'm not tempting fate. What if it's not? Yeah, we used to do them all the time when we were kids. Yes. And pretty freaky. Sure. But, of course, someone was always pushing the glass around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're always primed anyway mentally and emotionally for any kind of thing to happen because you're on edge. Yeah. But, you know, I mean, I... I used to go to church five times a week because of school and stuff. That's right. And that sort of drummed it out of me.
Yeah. Our grandmother, she was big on it. Back in the day, that sort of generation, everybody was. So we used to have to go. And then she got to a point in her life where she was like, no, this is bullshit. Which is great because it meant that now we didn't have to go anywhere.
You didn't have to do. Yeah, yeah. I still remember at school, at primary school, there was this really cool thing that all the other kids got to do, but a few of us kids didn't. And it was called Cool Bananas.
How does the discussion transition to a comedy night experience?
and they got to go into the big assembly hall and run around and play games and do all this fun stuff, and I never knew why I wasn't allowed to do it until I talked to my mum about it, and she was like, oh, that was like a church thing. They were trying to recruit everyone. Yeah. So she was like, you know what, so I said you weren't doing it because they call it cool bananas, do all the fun stuff. Yeah. And then, hey, let's do flips and quickly read this little verse from the Bible and let's go back to a lolly scramble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I wasn't allowed to do it. Pretty good.
I remember you telling me that story, Keezy, of when you were like seven and you're – And your mum took you to a church and you were walking in the church and your skin started burning. Because you've been pulling your pud so much. Yeah, at seven. Yeah, man. That's early, man. Your skin started, like, smoking.
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Can I talk you through my comedy night last night? Oh, yeah. Not your comedy night. No, I wasn't doing it. Mania and his partner who live down the road from us out west, Auckland, she was like, do you guys want to come to this comedy night? There's a bar out there, quite a nice bar. I was like, yeah, sweet. $30 each. Bought the tickets last week. Jesus. Lock it in. I know.
How many people on the card?
Six, one of them being the MC. One of them also being Tony Lyle, who works here in the ACC in Game of Two Halves and is a very funny comic. So we're excited to go and support Tony. Is that why you went?
You excited, were you?
Yeah, well, we didn't go just to, we just went because it's a local comedy night. Yeah, midweek.
What challenges did the comedians face during the show?
It's like doing a quiz or something, you know? So my wife and I are late because the traffic is fucked on the Western because it was raining. It's shocking. Starts at seven. We get there quarter past seven and I'm like, God, here we go.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does the Big Show podcast offer to its listeners?
0:00–0:39
2
How does the conversation shift to personal beliefs and church attendance?
0:39–1:03
3
What humorous anecdotes are shared about childhood experiences with church?
1:03–2:06
4
How does the discussion transition to a comedy night experience?
2:06–3:37
5
What challenges did the comedians face during the show?
3:37–5:33
6
What was the audience's reaction to the comedy performances?
5:33–7:22
7
How did the comedians adapt to unexpected situations during the show?
7:22–9:28
8
What lessons can be learned from this unique comedy night experience?
9:28–10:33