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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Black Dilly Black Market

21 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 2.515 Unknown

It's all good. You ready to go? In your own time, Phil.

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Chapter 2: What platforms can listeners follow The Big Show on?

3.316 - 19.483 Jason Hoyte

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Or raw doggies. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here. Oh, g'day, fellas.

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19.903 - 29.951 Mike Minogue

Back barn. No mogi today, still sick. Sounds like he's got that thing he had a couple of years ago where his voice was fucked. Yes. You know what it is?

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30.974 - 54.044 Unknown

It's his snozz. Now, this is my theory, right? Because he's got such a massive hunker. Yeah. Right? It's like a massive vacuum. And it's just sucking shit up there all the time. You know, just bits of dirt and filth.

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Chapter 3: Why is one of the hosts absent in this episode?

54.184 - 59.932 Unknown

Do you think he needs a filter on there? Yeah, some sort of netting or some little gauze, miniature gauze.

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59.952 - 80.342 Mike Minogue

Yeah, gauze maybe. Yeah, medical gauze. Like a grate. Because today I was up in the roof of Casa Del Kizi. It's what I call my granny flat in West Auckland. And I was replacing the filter on my HRV system, and it was about the size of one of Mogi's nostrils. It was about this big. Yeah. So like two foot. Yeah.

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Chapter 4: What humorous theory is presented about a host's health?

80.812 - 97.191 Mike Minogue

Two of those up into each nostril. Sucking it up all the time, you know what I mean? Do you know what's funny as well about my, I got up into the roof to change the filter and I went there and it's like, you know, there's this big ducting system of all these pipes going to all the different rooms and it goes to a big fan and it, you know, sucks in air, dry air from the roof.

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97.211 - 117.789 Mike Minogue

Yeah, I know how it works, man. I don't. Just for people that maybe don't know listening, I got there to change the filter and I realised the filter thing's mounted up there ready to go and the ducting tube fan thing had fallen off. like maybe two years ago by the looks of it. So the filter was still brand new sitting there and it's just been sucking in non-filtered air for about two years.

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118.29 - 126.896 Mike Minogue

Good stuff, man. It's awesome. Who the fuck installed this? Well, also, so it was HRV? No, it wasn't HRV. Originally it was HRV. It was this other company.

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126.916 - 143.835 Unknown

Right. Because we had a thing where they come every year and just replace, you know, clean the filter. Because they'll be fucked... Yeah, money. Yeah. Totally, man. A fuck tonne. It was like 300 bucks every time. Yeah, see. But, you know, I'd rather... That happened, then me try and do it.

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143.855 - 148.782 Mike Minogue

I wouldn't recommend you try and do it. No. Eyes to the front, pugs. Bloody Nora.

Chapter 5: What is the story behind changing an HRV system filter?

148.842 - 152.828 Mike Minogue

Having said that, it was very easy to do. She's amazing. Very easy to do. Oh, is she?

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153.089 - 164.045 Keezy

The key is to not have one of those and just have the good old natural air, the good old natural Mount Eden air, just pumping through your ranch sliders, fellas. Leave it open all the time. Good circulation.

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164.085 - 177.326 Unknown

I was actually telling someone your story about your next-door neighbour that you had when you were a single fella. Oh, yeah, yeah. And abandoning their little flat. That was fucked. Filled with poos and stuff.

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177.346 - 177.947 Mike Minogue

The shit-splosion.

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178.388 - 179.27 Unknown

The shit-splosion.

179.65 - 186.402 Keezy

Did you talk about that on the show? Yeah, I did, yeah. Yeah, okay, so not exaggerating. It was full of shit, right? 100%. There was literally poos wiped on the walls.

186.382 - 197.385 Unknown

And the person that I was telling about that story owned an apartment himself and had a very, very similar story of a tenant gone bad.

197.525 - 204.88 Keezy

I think it was like a mental health thing and it was like depression gone fucking out of control, you know. That's what I gather from the landlord anyway.

204.86 - 207.703 Mike Minogue

That's what you gathered from inspecting the poos and that. Yeah, yeah.

Chapter 6: What funny anecdotes are shared about past tenants?

418.79 - 420.734 Mike Minogue

Yeah. A pack of darts for Dilly.

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420.754 - 425.281 Keezy

And 10 kilograms of dildos. And 10 kgs of Dillys and a gift mask. And other sex toys and a gift mask, yeah.

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425.301 - 426.423 Mike Minogue

Couldn't you get that stuff here, man?

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427.105 - 429.148 Keezy

Yeah, but there's something about the Vietnamese ones, man.

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430.377 - 436.95 Mike Minogue

From Ha Shlong Bay. You didn't even go there, did you? Nah, I skipped it in the end.

436.97 - 439.374 Unknown

Keezy, a dilly over there is like two bucks.

439.615 - 445.246 Keezy

Pretty sure they're banned. Sex toys are banned there. Seriously? Yeah, they're seen as obscene.

445.286 - 456.446 Mike Minogue

Wait, so you bought one on the black market? The Vietnamese Dilly Black Market. Black Dilly Black Market. Black Dilly Black Market. The Black Dilly Black Market, yeah. Fucking hell.

456.607 - 460.955 Unknown

Because I didn't do the black market thing because Pugs was... Because you're racist.

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