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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Dream Homes

11 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What filming project did the team undertake at the beach?

0.031 - 21.06 Jason Hoyte

for all you mad bastards loving the big show podcast get up even closer on instagram youtube and tiktok or raw doggies four to seven every weekday on radio oh g'day fellas hello what

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21.665 - 45.842 Unknown

What a day. Just to let everyone know, we did a bit of filming this morning with the whole Radio Hodaki team. And it's not giving too much away to say that we were down on a lovely little beach in the sort of local area. God, it was beautiful. Herne Bay. Herne Bay, yeah. Absolutely stunning. It was fun. Stunning. It was, actually. I like doing stuff like that. Feels good. Did you guys get that?

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45.882 - 54.654 Unknown

And I don't often get this urge with that water coming in. How good would a swim be? No. You know, just plunge in.

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54.674 - 56.758 Keezy

Because I know that there's so much shit in there.

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57.098 - 64.449 Unknown

Well, this was the interesting thing because we are talking with Jerry about that. And apparently there is a lot of shit in there. I mean, it looks clear.

64.509 - 67.894 Keezy

Yeah, the water was very clear. That's the way they get you.

68.074 - 68.715 Unknown

Yeah.

68.695 - 70.62 Keezy

You get your thing and it's clean, but it's full of shit.

70.64 - 83.453 Mike Minogue

It'd be cold if you did go for a swim. Cox's Bay, just around one more further from there, the big one, that's literally the first beach in Auckland to get closed. Yes. It's like, oh, Cox's Bay is closed because of poos. Look out, everyone. And then the other one's closed.

Chapter 2: What are the concerns about swimming in local beaches?

124.2 - 135.832 Keezy

But how much did you say that house was, Jase? 14, 15 mil? 14.7 mil. When we left there, the guy that was at that house, I don't know if you heard this, stuck his head out for the fence and went, G'day, Maggie. Yeah. Did he?

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135.852 - 138.755 Unknown

He said, Hoity Jizz. And I was, where did that come from?

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139.215 - 149.625 Unknown

Yeah. Yeah. I get the feeling he was the gardener. Yeah, he wasn't the owner. I think so. No way. That was the vibe. Parnell as well, very pricey. Nah, different league though.

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149.645 - 155.41 Keezy

Yeah. Oh, over that hillside? Yes. Will you get a bit of a view? Yeah.

155.71 - 160.975 Mike Minogue

To be fair though, both those spots, amazing. Like you go down those streets and you go, shit, this is a nice street.

160.995 - 165.399 Unknown

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a very attractive area for sure.

165.439 - 181.847 Mike Minogue

Would you rather live there, Jase, or Glen Eden? Glen Eden. Whatever. You'd rather live in Hearn Bay. Come on, man. Well, I did live in Hearn Bay for a little while. Yeah, but I'm talking now, not in the 60s or whatever, like right now.

181.887 - 195.95 Unknown

Look, I've got to be honest with you. I'm not – it's a very attractive, very lovely place, but, you know, whatever. And it's just so profoundly expensive that I don't even consider living there. Yeah.

Chapter 3: How do the speakers feel about the real estate market in Auckland?

233.674 - 237.819 Keezy

Maybe three to five.

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238.52 - 250.914 Mike Minogue

Yeah, I think about three to five as well. To be honest, I reckon I'd go Remuera. Like, I love that. Like, the houses down there are sick. They're massive old weatherboard houses. No, but I'm sure, sure. You used to live there, didn't you?

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251.536 - 263.437 Keezy

No, not Rema's. It's too far away. I find it a nuisance to get to. I want a view, and like you say, the houses are big, but I've lived in a big house, and I now know I don't want to live in a big house. Neither. Because you have to clean it.

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263.457 - 280.012 Unknown

But you'd have to clean it. My ex-girlfriend's parents lived in Remuera and their house was something to behold. I'll give you that. But no appeal for me, Remuera. Why? Apart from the nice houses. What is there in Remuera that would be... The town's no good.

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280.152 - 283.315 Mike Minogue

I literally said because the houses are cool.

283.335 - 290.942 Keezy

Where are you getting $30 million from? I'm winning $30 million. You're not winning $30 million, man. You're not going to have that kind of luck.

291.952 - 323.398 Unknown

This is the thing that... I'm going to win it with betting. Fellas, this is the thing that baffles me. Baffles. You know, as human beings, we have this thing, and it happens within my own family dynamics, but in society in general, you know, it's always like, step up, step up, step up, step up, property-wise. And it's like, what... getting a bigger and bigger and bigger house.

323.418 - 327.446 Unknown

And I said, why do I need a big house? Yeah, that's right. I don't need a big house.

327.466 - 346.004 Keezy

I don't want a big house. Can I just say, Jase, that the world is obsessed with growth. Absolutely. Economic growth, business growth, all these sorts of things. Can't we just get to a point where we're all happy, things are going well, and we just be grateful when we do a good job and leave it at that? Thank you. Instead of constantly trying to grow and get more and more and more.

Chapter 4: What are the differences between living in Herne Bay and other areas?

390.584 - 398.936 Unknown

And you could get, my wife and I could probably get a much bigger house in a small New Zealand town. Sure, go move to Huntley.

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399.637 - 417.318 Mike Minogue

You know what I mean? We could do that if we wanted to. Sure, man. The world's your oyster. Totally it is. But yeah, long story short, remember we're at it, and it's not because of the location, the people, blah, blah, blah, the view. It's because every time I drive past certain old houses, you go, holy fuck, that is a cool old house.

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417.338 - 430.309 Keezy

But then in that case... I mean, what are we talking about here, Keezy? Where would you, if you could then pick that, let's say you won $300 million, and you could pick that house up and put it anywhere, where would you put it?

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430.389 - 456.6 Mike Minogue

Jesus Christ, man. Well, if you're going to be a fucking asshole about it, I guess I'd put it... In Remuera? I'd leave it there. My favourite house in Te Atatu on the peninsula, and local Tanny Penn people will know this, is a house that was boated over from Remuera, an old mansion. An old weatherboard mansion.

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456.62 - 467.755 Mike Minogue

It's on the hill and it has a view and it's got this big property and it was like 100 years ago, it was boated over. So you're saying Te Atatu? So I just put it where my current house is. Yeah. My current granny flat.

467.775 - 471.001 Keezy

That is the worst answer you could have given.

471.522 - 480.018 Unknown

I genuinely dislike the peninsula. It gives me weird, horrible vibes, that peninsula.

480.098 - 489.949 Mike Minogue

I don't like it. Isn't it funny, right? You say that. Right, and you say the same about Herald Island. Yeah. Herald Island was, yeah, it was spooky. Yeah, everything's really spooky. It makes you woozy and stuff.

489.969 - 490.65 Unknown

It was run down.

Chapter 5: How do personal experiences shape opinions on expensive neighborhoods?

520.859 - 540.202 Unknown

Well, then pick somewhere else to live. But, you know, what's happened now, and I was talking to the sound guy today, and I was saying, you know... What was his name? I can't remember. And he said he's moved quite a way out, and his wife was like, oh... don't really want to do this. And now that she's out there.

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540.222 - 541.325 Jason Hoyte

And he was like, shut up, we're going.

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541.365 - 551.725 Unknown

Yeah, he's like, well, he was. And now that they're out there, she's like, I love this. I'm never going. But now that we've moved to the city, my wife is like, I don't think she's ever going to leave the city.

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551.745 - 559.419 Mike Minogue

Right. See, the funny thing about that conversation is I was actually having that conversation with the guy. And Jase has just listened to it and then come back and said that he was having a convo.

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559.439 - 564.724 Keezy

Because I didn't see you talking to him at all. In fact, when I saw him try to talk to you, I saw you walk away.

564.925 - 571.512 Unknown

The reason that you didn't see me talking to him, Mogi, was because you were 15 minutes late. Me?

572.593 - 572.913 Keezy

Excuse me.

573.094 - 583.605 Unknown

I was early, but not as late as Sam. Immediately, we were all talking about it. And I said, well, I'm the opposite, mate. My wife won't leave the city now.

583.703 - 587.651 Mike Minogue

Oh, is that what you said? Yeah, man. Yeah, no, we were all talking. It was just sort of a bit of fun.

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