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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Life On Set

08 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the Big Show podcast?

0.537 - 7.008 Keyzie

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer.

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7.149 - 9.813 Jason Hoyte

On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok.

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Or raw doggies.

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11.216 - 17.567 Jason Hoyte

Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Horeca. G'day, fellas!

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17.547 - 32.687 Keyzie

Hello. Very good. Very good Keezy impression. Hello. Hello. He always sounds very depressed, Keezy, at the start of the podcast, doesn't he? Yeah, he does. Hello. Hello.

36.464 - 58.695 Jason Hoyte

Yes, Moogie. We talked to Carl Urban. Everybody's going to know that because we have a release on the podcast. So it's okay that it was pre-recorded. Yeah. When I came in, we had one of the, and Carl, you'll be listening to this, we had one of the worst handshakes in the history of man. I came in for a brother sort of a shake. I saw it. And then he came in straight and then he went to change.

58.715 - 74.422 Jason Hoyte

We got caught in betwixt and in between. And then for the entirety of the rest of the time, I know both of us were thinking about it. A bad handshake is kind of like bad sex. It's a hard thing to forget. It's a hard thing to forget about. And it's not great to start a relationship with.

74.642 - 86.315 Keyzie

Yes. And it's also like a misjudged kiss. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where you go and you go, oh, are they... Where they're going for your cheek. Oh, are we doing... Oh, God. And you sort of bump heads together.

86.335 - 89.418 Jason Hoyte

You're going for your cheek and you put your tongue down their throat, eh?

Chapter 2: What was the significance of the handshake with Karl Urban?

89.458 - 90.98 Keyzie

Yeah.

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91.04 - 92.862 Jason Hoyte

That's odd. You're a shocking bastard, Pugs.

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93.943 - 94.804 Mike Minogue

What?

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94.784 - 96.346 Jason Hoyte

Anyway, lovely fella.

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96.366 - 106.859 Mike Minogue

Yeah, he's a great guy. So good. Did you like how my one question was about whether or not he's playing an older Johnny Cage in that 25-minute chat? That was a real shitbag move, I thought. Yeah. Real shitbag.

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I was actually thinking to myself, that was the one brief moment where the thought of that handshake went out of my head. I was like, oh my God, Pugs has done something even worse. Oh, thank God. Yeah, perfect. Just ask him a question. Hey, you're old Johnny Cage. Yeah, it was good. He's had a great career. Yeah, he has. Done some cool shit. He has, and huge respect to guys like him.

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Bourne Ultimatum he did, or Bourne Identity, one of the Bourne movies. Oh, yes, really? Yeah, he was one of the hit men chasing down Matt Damon. How sick. Matthew Damon, as I call him. Yeah, in the biz. Yeah, he's done some cool shit. I'll be honest with you, I'd like to see him do some more drama.

147.282 - 148.003 Keyzie

Absolutely.

148.023 - 152.068 Jason Hoyte

Because he's a fucking good actor. Yeah, he's a really good actor. Yeah. Out of the Blue is very... Have you seen that?

Chapter 3: What insights did Karl Urban share about his career?

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Yes. Bulging eyes. Bulging eyes, obviously. Massive head.

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213.946 - 231.083 Keyzie

You know the actor Sarah Wiseman. Sarah Wiseman. Yes. And she does a lot of work in Australia now. She's one of those actors. I mean, she's beautiful in real life, but when she's on screen, the screen just kind of loves her. Loves her. Some people just have that.

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231.103 - 232.406 Jason Hoyte

Because you're saying in real life.

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No.

233.328 - 251.274 Keyzie

No, I wasn't. She's a very lovely person, actually. She is a lovely human, yes. And done very well over in Aussie, too. Very, very well. Do I resent it? Not at all. Think I was up for any of those roles? No. Well, to be fair, they were probably female roles, so you wouldn't be.

251.294 - 260.768 Jason Hoyte

I would have done a good job with them, given half a chance. That's the thing, Pugs, I don't know this man. Nah. When it comes to the acting shit, it's all politics, mate.

261.309 - 282.387 Mike Minogue

That's exactly why I didn't ask many questions in that whole thing. I feel like you guys obviously have extensive acting knowledge in a lot of the questions. Great instincts from you, mate. Except for that one question you asked, which was shocking. Yeah, it was shocking. If I could just finish one point. Yes. Sorry about this, Cal.

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The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

Chapter 4: How do actors handle intense scenes on set?

353.863 - 356.346 Mike Minogue

He's a shocking bastard. A real piece of shit, actually.

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357.687 - 374.586 Keyzie

I've never really worked with anyone that was an out-and-out dickhead. I've worked with people who I've felt, and this is more a reflection on me than them, were way too earnest and serious about it all.

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375.187 - 375.587 Jason Hoyte

Ah, yeah.

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376.512 - 386.677 Keyzie

You know, where it's the art and it's the craft and it's all very precious. And I get it, but sometimes I think people can be over the top with that element of it.

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386.957 - 392.671 Mike Minogue

Well, you've spent dedicated time satirising those kinds of people in skits and stuff. Yes, I have. You know what I mean? I have, yes.

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Yeah.

392.932 - 398.503 Keyzie

But I've seen a few tantrums, definitely. I've seen tantrums.

398.844 - 407.322 Jason Hoyte

But I was tired and hungry. You know what I mean? I hadn't had any lollies. I'd been on set for two hours, and they'd put me in this pigeon outfit.

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