Chapter 1: What is the Big Show podcast all about?
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Oh, g'day, fellas. Back, mate. Hello. Good stuff. I'm over that title. We've just had a big feed. We won't say what we had a big feed of, but we had a really big feed, and I'm stuffed to the gunnels. That's a secret. That's me for the rest of the day. I just texted my wife to say, no dinner for me tonight, darling. Did you? Yeah.
I'm full on what I've just been eating, plus all the chips that I'll steal. Well, funnily enough, I went to steal some chips and I went hang about. Hold up. It was just habit. And I went, no, I don't need chips.
I just literally ate a massive pile of chips. At what point is the chip stealing going to finish? I don't know. You know what I mean? Because it's obviously like a revenge thing. When is the revenge done?
Well, it's not really a revenge thing. It's just... I like chips, and these ones are free.
Except when Keezy, for example, brings in free ones, you're not interested.
That's true. I mean, when people pay for them, they just don't taste the same.
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Chapter 2: What humorous stories are shared about stealing chips?
$1,000.
My friend steals... $1,800 a year. $1,800 since over the last two years. $900 a year. It's not bad. It's pretty good. It's not bad, but then I've shared some of those as well. Yeah, I mean, you guys have all sort of... Well, there's probably more on top, actually.
You know, you guys have indulged in my thievery. Especially in the earlier days, you know.
Yes. My friend steals a packet of $4 chips every day and has done so for the past two years. How much has he stolen? $2,080.
No, it's $1,800 because we work 225 days in the year.
Five times 52 times two... Yeah, but we don't work 52 weeks.
Oh, that's not true. Yeah, true, actually. 225 days of the year.
You're still trying to make me look bad, Keezy. Keezy, what are you working out?
I've given you the answer, man. I know the answer. I've told you. It's $900 a year.
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Chapter 3: How much money has been 'stolen' in chips over the years?
Is it? I don't know if it is. Yeah. It's harmless fun. I mean, it's not like I'm going into shops and stealing.
No, you only steal from the people you know.
Your workplace.
Were you guys big stealers when you were young?
No, never have been. No. My mum basically, one time I tried to steal a Kinder Surprise and I got in big trouble and my mum made me take it back and apologise.
I got, well, I think I've told you this. I got caught stealing at my local dairy. He busted me because I stupidly stole successfully and then went outside the dairy and started eating it. What was it? It was like a packet of chicken chips and some lollies. Chips. Rustling chips.
But you sort of feel like because you got it outside the door, it was yours now. Well, exactly.
He lost, you won. I was only about like seven because he knew my dad. And so he said to me, you're going to pay me double for those or I'm going to tell your dad. Did you? Yes. So you had money? No, I didn't have money, but I had to pay him. You worked it off, Keezy. I literally had to, Mogi. I literally had to save up and then go back and pay him the money. Double what?
And you never got told off? I never got told off, no.
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Chapter 4: What funny anecdotes do the hosts share about their childhood stealing?
I always find it really funny when I see Lane, you know, when they do that, throwing it against the glass. Yeah. And I just chuckle to myself because I'm like, I used that.
Oh, you're talking about the dildo. LAUGHTER Are you talking about the dilly with a suction cup on the bottom? When did you use it?
None of your business, Keezy. That's a very personal question. God, I'm tired, eh? I don't like getting tired at 3 o'clock every day. 330-itis, is that what they call it on that ad?
Like, yeah, no, I don't know, man. As I say, we've just eaten so much food.
I've got a bit of a food coma going on. And it's hot as fuck in here again.
Yes. Fuck, man. Hey, have a lovely long weekend. Hey, I reckon. Have a nice time. Afterwards, can I say that? Go the Warriors taking on the Panthers. Top of the table clash. When's that, by the way? See you on Tuesday. Sunday at about 8. See you there Tuesday, 4 till 7. Bye.
All right, bye.
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