OUTRO: Plan Of Attack

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Keezy 0:00
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Mike Minogue 0:09
Or Raw Dog It.
Keezy 0:11
Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here. Backbone. Hello. Good afternoon, gentlemen. What's going on? Mokey just dropped the mic on his finger. My mic was way up here too.

What humorous incidents occurred with the microphones during the episode?

Keezy 0:26
What's going on with the mics today?
Unknown 0:27
I think people must have been standing up. That hurt.
Keezy 0:30
Yeah, that would have hurt because there's a fair amount of weight behind these bastards.
Unknown 0:33
She's bruising up. You guys all G?
Keezy 0:36
Oh, man. Yeah, I'm good, man.
Unknown 0:37
that looks sore but the least of my problems come Monday am I right you know what's going to happen Mogi that's going to like blow up over the next couple of days into this massive wound you should sit this one out man yeah true actually go and speak to Toddy because as I was saying to Jase just before we came in here I've just been over here to this dairy over here and I bought four packets of cough lollies and two packs of darts oh shit bit of an oxymoron so I'm ready to go He's locked and loaded. It did occur to me, I said to the fella, you get many people doing that, man, buying four packs of cough lozenges and two packs of darts? He said, what? Yeah, what are you talking about?
Keezy 1:17
I said, what? Yeah, yeah. One thing I've noticed about you, are you going to get those through customs or are you going to have to pay again? I just put again. They say, how many packets of cigarettes are you bringing across? I say two. And they'll go, okay, you'll have to pay tax.
Unknown 1:32
That's right. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to do that because what happened last time was I ended up with shit darts in Australia. You can give me a pack if you want. Yeah, I was going to say just give one of the packs to me.
Keezy 1:42
I'll give one to Jase.
Jason Hoyte 1:43
No, not to Jase. I mean, I can't smoke on the plane, Keezy. Don't worry about it, man.
Keezy 1:47
Keezy, I can't smoke on the plane.
Jason Hoyte 1:49
This is for you, man. This is my business.
Keezy 1:51
I'll happily do that for you, Moggy.
Jason Hoyte 1:53
Stay the fuck up out my business.
Keezy 1:56
One thing I've noticed about you and Coughlin is you eat them, you chew them. Yeah, he just crunch. But he's an animal with anything he shoves in his mouth. Oh, totally. You know what I mean? Isn't the whole point you suck them?
Unknown 2:07
Yeah, sure, that's one way of doing it. I just can't resist, man.
Keezy 2:11
You know what it is? It's your impatience. Oh, my impatience. Yes, it's your impatience. It's you going, okay, I'm over this now. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
Unknown 2:21
I think it's more the addictive nature in me. Get it in you, you mad dog.
Jason Hoyte 2:25
Maybe. Same thing in my eyes.
Unknown 2:27
Yeah.
Jason Hoyte 2:30
How are we feeling about tomorrow, fellas? Great.
Keezy 2:31
I'm glad it's Thursday.
Unknown 2:32
I can't wait to get on the hammer tonight.

What are the hosts' thoughts on drinking and hangovers?

Keezy 2:34
Yeah, you are? Yeah. I was going to say, actually, why not?
Unknown 2:39
The problem is you'd roll in with a hangover tomorrow to be hellish, and then you'd be good to go on Saturday.
Keezy 2:45
No, no, you roll into it tomorrow and you just get straight back on it.
Unknown 2:50
I'm worried about dying, to be honest with you. Really? As I get older, yeah. Dying of what? Drinking too much piss.
Keezy 2:58
Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, sure.
Jason Hoyte 3:04
Do you reckon? Nah, it's not going to work. It's not going to work.
Unknown 3:09
You know? We don't know. So anyway, it's going to be great. I've talked to my other mate who's as old as, I want to tell you now he's a couple of years on me, so he's 52. God, he's an old bastard. Oh, he's a shocking bastard. Great, great man. You're going to love him. But he's very happy about the plan, about the get on it, take the day off and go and do some other shit around the joint. Not stay in your hotel room all day. Go out, go to a restaurant, eat some good food, have some nice drinks, but sort of just wrap it up early and not be in amongst the filth. Sounds lovely, mate.
Keezy 3:42
Sounds lovely.
Unknown 3:43
I'll still be drinking, Jase.
Keezy 3:44
Don't get me wrong. Yeah, no, I know you will be.
Unknown 3:45
Yes, but I won't be going. Well, who knows? But I'm not going to go to the stadium and feel like I have to. You know, because I feel like on previous years, I feel obliged that you have to go down to Caxton Street every day. You have to go to the stadium every day.

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