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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Plan Of Attack

14 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What social media platforms can listeners follow the Big Show on?

0.723 - 9.363 Keezy

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.

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9.744 - 10.986 Mike Minogue

Or Raw Dog It.

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11.147 - 26.093 Keezy

Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here. Backbone. Hello. Good afternoon, gentlemen. What's going on? Mokey just dropped the mic on his finger. My mic was way up here too.

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Chapter 2: What humorous incidents occurred with the microphones during the episode?

26.153 - 27.797 Keezy

What's going on with the mics today?

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27.817 - 29.982 Unknown

I think people must have been standing up. That hurt.

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30.323 - 33.691 Keezy

Yeah, that would have hurt because there's a fair amount of weight behind these bastards.

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33.712 - 35.857 Unknown

She's bruising up. You guys all G?

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36.358 - 37.581 Keezy

Oh, man. Yeah, I'm good, man.

37.747 - 67.348 Unknown

that looks sore but the least of my problems come Monday am I right you know what's going to happen Mogi that's going to like blow up over the next couple of days into this massive wound you should sit this one out man yeah true actually go and speak to Toddy because as I was saying to Jase just before we came in here I've just been over here to this dairy over here and I bought four packets of cough lollies and two packs of darts oh shit bit of an oxymoron so I'm ready to go

67.818 - 77.655 Unknown

He's locked and loaded. It did occur to me, I said to the fella, you get many people doing that, man, buying four packs of cough lozenges and two packs of darts? He said, what? Yeah, what are you talking about?

77.675 - 91.615 Keezy

I said, what? Yeah, yeah. One thing I've noticed about you, are you going to get those through customs or are you going to have to pay again? I just put again. They say, how many packets of cigarettes are you bringing across? I say two. And they'll go, okay, you'll have to pay tax.

92.516 - 102.347 Unknown

That's right. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to do that because what happened last time was I ended up with shit darts in Australia. You can give me a pack if you want. Yeah, I was going to say just give one of the packs to me.

Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on drinking and hangovers?

154.246 - 158.372 Keezy

Yeah, you are? Yeah. I was going to say, actually, why not?

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159.061 - 164.991 Unknown

The problem is you'd roll in with a hangover tomorrow to be hellish, and then you'd be good to go on Saturday.

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165.031 - 169.479 Keezy

No, no, you roll into it tomorrow and you just get straight back on it.

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170.541 - 177.593 Unknown

I'm worried about dying, to be honest with you. Really? As I get older, yeah. Dying of what? Drinking too much piss.

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178.889 - 182.956 Keezy

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, sure.

184.017 - 189.025 Jason Hoyte

Do you reckon? Nah, it's not going to work. It's not going to work.

189.065 - 210.339 Unknown

You know? We don't know. So anyway, it's going to be great. I've talked to my other mate who's as old as, I want to tell you now he's a couple of years on me, so he's 52. God, he's an old bastard. Oh, he's a shocking bastard. Great, great man. You're going to love him. But he's very happy about the plan, about the get on it, take the day off and go and do some other shit around the joint.

210.379 - 221.599 Unknown

Not stay in your hotel room all day. Go out, go to a restaurant, eat some good food, have some nice drinks, but sort of just wrap it up early and not be in amongst the filth. Sounds lovely, mate.

222.081 - 222.945 Keezy

Sounds lovely.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts plan their weekend activities?

356.602 - 360.988 Jason Hoyte

No, well, Saturday, my plan basically is Friday, Big Friday.

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361.649 - 362.27 Unknown

Big Friday.

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362.33 - 371.483 Jason Hoyte

Saturday, wake up at like 8, hit up Hoity J, see what he's doing, and then just sort of tag along with you for the rest of the day. Yeah. Same. 100%. Same, by the way.

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And I'm just going to have my warrior's hat on.

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375.673 - 376.615 Jason Hoyte

Same here. Yeah.

376.855 - 389.263 Unknown

I don't have a warrior's shirt, by the way. And I'm just going to be up the warring my way around Brizzy. Fuck yeah. I'm going to be punching darts. Fuck the wars. Up the wars. What? Well, you know, I'll just mix it up over the course of the day, depending on where I am. Depending on the vibe. Jays.

390.225 - 398.32 Keezy

So how far do we know is the sort of CBD, the main metropolis from where we are?

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Well, the river, sort of down around those ways, is about 15 minutes a walk.

404.711 - 407.697 Keezy

Oh, a 15-minute walk? Yeah, it's not bad. Oh, well, fuck, that's cool. That's great.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of Caxton Street for the hosts?

500.965 - 501.406 Jason Hoyte

Fuck yeah.

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501.566 - 528.181 Unknown

Nigel Wagner dropped the ball and we were giving it to the Aussies before the game, I tell you what. We got a hiding. Oh, we got pumped. I've been at two of our biggest losses. That one, which was a fucking disgrace. And then I took the DOP from Avatar along to the same fixture. We got someone sent off in the first 10 minutes and we lost, I think, 54-0. Fuck yeah. 54-0. Yeah, that's not good.

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And I'm trying to explain to this American DOP what rugby league is. Is this what it is, Mike? Just you guys getting your asses kicked? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah.

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538.994 - 552.771 Keezy

For a while there. Well, this is the other thing too with the old Brisbane thing because I've been there twice now and I couldn't tell you anything about Brisbane. No. So it's like this time I'm checking it out. I am on the hunt.

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552.791 - 578.636 Jason Hoyte

I can tell you about Brisbane. No, you just, you do you, Keezy. Brisbane is a small sort of 200 metre long road with about eight pubs on it and a stadium and one corner of a stadium. That's what it is to me. And then like sort of a greyish blackout period and then the hotel that you're in. That's it. That's right. And then somewhere in this haze. A greyish.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about their past experiences in Brisbane?

578.656 - 596.269 Jason Hoyte

There's no natural air. No, there's a mince on toast cafe somewhere. Down the road there, yeah. Can you remember what that place is called? No, but I remember where to go. Right. I remember where to go. 15 minute walk from our hotel it was. Who was in the art gallery? It wasn't me. Pugs was in like a weird shop.

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596.309 - 598.472 Unknown

Yeah, for fucking moons. He bought a vinyl.

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598.712 - 604.841 Jason Hoyte

He got bullied into buying a vinyl. He did a purchase. Yeah, he did a purchase. He did a purchase.

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605.442 - 611.471 Unknown

I broke my jandals. That was good shit. And I had my trainers that had the hole in the toe.

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612.432 - 614.014 Jason Hoyte

That was the trip where you lost everything.

614.034 - 617.86 Keezy

I bought sunglasses for 40 bucks just on the cheap and they broke in an hour.

618.641 - 620.123 Jason Hoyte

Oh, yeah.

620.896 - 622.418 Keezy

It was like, yeah, fucking good one.

624.541 - 627.064 Jason Hoyte

Looking forward to it, fellas. Looking forward to it.

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