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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Pretty Privilege

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.537 - 2.14 Mike Minogue

Come on, for fuck's sake.

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2.16 - 11.156 Jason Hoyte

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok.

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Chapter 2: What social media platforms do the hosts recommend for fans?

11.477 - 18.85 Jason Hoyte

Or raw doggies. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here. Good night, Samuels.

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19.741 - 25.828 Mike Minogue

Hello. Hey. Where's your jacket, Moggy? It's outside there. It's Jacket Wednesday.

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25.868 - 32.556 Keezy

Jacket. I jacket every day. Do you? Doosh, doosh. No, I don't. You do, mate. Probably down to once every 10 to 14 days.

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32.576 - 33.637 Mike Minogue

Oh, bullshit.

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35.179 - 38.323 Keezy

Jeez. Is that all? Is that what I can look forward to?

Chapter 3: What humorous banter occurs about jackets?

38.403 - 50.311 Keezy

That's what you can look forward to, man. It's good. See, the thing about you as a young fella there, Keezy, you're scratching an itch. You're scratching an itch. How do you know it's a cheat? There's no itch. Right. The itch goes away.

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51.232 - 53.935 Unknown

I quite like having the itch, though. Wow. Does it?

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54.996 - 65.208 Keezy

Jase, he's a dirty old dog. Jase is a filthy bastard with a high sex drive and an enormous penis. That's a story he's carved out for himself.

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65.228 - 71.415 Mike Minogue

I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm a dirty old dog. Oh, you are. I agree I'm an old dog.

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71.395 - 73.999 Unknown

Yeah. But I've got some new tricks.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss personal habits humorously?

74.019 - 75.802 Unknown

I reckon he's quite vanilla, to be honest.

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75.822 - 76.163 Mike Minogue

Do you?

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76.183 - 90.655 Unknown

Do you really? I reckon you put this sort of image out there, as Moggy said, but in reality, I think you're quite a vanilla, low sex drive, dud root, small penis kind of guy. But, new jacket though. Yeah, new jacket.

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90.835 - 102.168 Keezy

You could not be further from the truth, Keezy. So what's the opposite of everything you just said there, Keezy? What you said earlier. Big penis. I've got a tiny penis. High sex drive. Huge sex drive. Filthy animal.

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102.208 - 103.15 Unknown

Amazing in the sack.

103.21 - 104.731 Keezy

Amazing in the sack.

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' opinions on relationships and intimacy?

104.751 - 121.538 Mike Minogue

Best chicken soup in the world. Well, I don't have that when I'm having sex, obviously. Sure you do. Why not? Well, because I'm focused on... It helps you with your sickness. I'm focused on my lover. Do you reckon you could make chicken soup whilst doing it? You like that? No, not like that. You like that? No, not like that at all.

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122.561 - 128.512 Unknown

Do you reckon you could make chicken soup while doing it? Or is it quite an involved thing? Why would I, Keezy?

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128.532 - 132.397 Keezy

The best of both worlds, Jase. That's a stupid question.

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132.518 - 138.146 Unknown

Yeah, it's the best of both worlds. Chicken soup and Jag in it. You can have your cake and eat it too, man, you know?

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138.687 - 143.934 Mike Minogue

So do you think, could I make chicken soup while I'm making love?

144.014 - 144.415 Unknown

Yeah.

144.715 - 145.176 Mike Minogue

No.

145.156 - 145.557 Unknown

Couldn't you?

145.917 - 146.138 Mike Minogue

No.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to an unexpected topic shift?

165.872 - 171.886 Unknown

It's funny because in my head I was like on her back, but I had a mouthful of coffee.

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173.831 - 180.647 Mike Minogue

Bogey's off. He's done. Yeah, he's finished. It's over. Oh, jeez. But no, I couldn't.

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180.627 - 184.413 Unknown

You don't think you could? No. Is it because the chicken soup is too involved?

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184.433 - 185.715 Mike Minogue

Because it's too stupid.

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186.336 - 187.518 Unknown

You chop up the celery?

187.558 - 188.9 Mike Minogue

Because it's too stupid.

189.08 - 190.823 Keezy

Here you are, darling. She can hold the bowl.

190.923 - 194.589 Mike Minogue

Hey, Mogi, can you make it a bit brighter in here, please? Jesus.

194.609 - 199.196 Keezy

This is as bright as it gets. Sorry, dude. What the? It's for the lighting, Jase, because we're on YouTube, you see?

Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their day?

428.185 - 436.256 Mike Minogue

First to go. Well, I mean, the fact that she was attractive is neither here nor there. It's neither here nor there. I don't know why you brought that up. You're saying an ugly woman should be run over?

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436.857 - 444.968 Keezy

Is that what you're saying, Keezy? You're a shocker, man, honestly. I worry about this show. I really do. If this is the future of the show, I worry for it.

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445.288 - 456.823 Mike Minogue

Agreed. Shock and blast. So Keezy's saying that an attractive woman shouldn't be run over, but that an unattractive woman should. Yes. And that, I think, is a new low for the show. Yes.

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459.655 - 461.437 Unknown

Yeah, I stand by what I said.

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462.078 - 469.889 Mike Minogue

Well, I mean, you've got to now. It's happening. Yeah, 100%. I stand by it. We'll go back now. It's on YouTube. I mean, you've said it, and people are like, well, this is the other thing. It's on YouTube.

469.909 - 471.611 Unknown

Yeah, so what, 600 people are going to know about this?

471.631 - 479.262 Mike Minogue

Yeah, exactly. Oh, God. Yeah, there is going to be a real... Boggs is going to have something to say about this. Yeah, I think he will.

479.742 - 481.485 Unknown

I don't think Boggs even knows our show exists.

481.625 - 482.406 Keezy

Oh, he does.

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