OUTRO: Suited & Booted

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What humorous scenarios do the hosts discuss at the beginning?

Mike Minogue 0:00
Do you reckon we would be the wackiest in that room?
Keyzie 0:02
Should we Kanye it?
Mike Minogue 0:04
Should we yay the stage? Oh, shit. You know? You guys ready? Yeah, man.
Matt Mone 0:11
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Mike Minogue 0:28
Hello. Huh. Um, Radio Wood special, special, special, special.
Jason Hoyte 0:33
Yeah, man. You can tell it is because as soon as you walk into the offices, there's a waft of perfume or aftershave, I noticed. You look nice, Jase. Thanks, man. You look really nice. I was actually, because I don't generally wear a suit, I was trying to remember where I got this one from. I've got no idea. Secondhand store, I think. No, it's new.
Keyzie 0:53
Oh, I don't think so.
Jason Hoyte 0:54
I think you grave robbed it. I think I've only ever worn it like once in my life.
Keyzie 0:58
And I was thinking, where the fuck did I get that? You've got your ventilation buttons on your cuffs undone there, Josh. You're going to have to sort that out, man.

How do the hosts describe their experiences with suits and fashion?

Jason Hoyte 1:05
Yeah, well, my theory is that the jacket covers a lot of L's. You'll notice also, Mogi, and I was thinking of you when I put this on, this shirt is unironed. It is unironed. Because we don't have an iron in our house at the moment.
Mike Minogue 1:19
Mine's iron. Do you have a dryer? Yes. Use the dryer.
Jason Hoyte 1:24
Does that get the creases out, does it? It does. You put it on shit mode. Shit mode. You can also do the thing where you hang it in your shower and turn your shower on hot in the steam. That's right, the steam does it. But I couldn't be fucked to do any of those things.
Mike Minogue 1:34
But then you're away from the water, I'm guessing.
Keyzie 1:36
Yeah, you just sort of hang it up off, if you're going to open a bathroom cabinet, hang it off that. And then have a shower. Well, you don't have to be in the shower. The shirt doesn't know whether you're in the shower or not. The shirt only knows whether it's humid in there. Steamy. That's all it's aware of. Steamy bastard. Yeah, right. Yeah, I had to do a bit of an ironing spree. I've got to do a cull. I've got all of these suits that we've picked up from here because we've picked up quite a lot over the years, haven't we? Yes. I've got quite a few.
Mike Minogue 2:04
Yeah, I wonder if that's what that is.
Keyzie 2:05
Hellensteins, Barkers.
Mike Minogue 2:07
Working style.
Keyzie 2:08
I've also got... No, we never got a working style from here.
Mike Minogue 2:10
I've got one from somewhere. Maybe from Sky.

What unconventional methods do they suggest for removing wrinkles from clothes?

Keyzie 2:12
Yeah, maybe. Yeah, crowdies. But I've got some goodies as well, but I've got to throw a few out. I mean, give a few away.
Jason Hoyte 2:17
I've got one that... It's super styley, but then I was looking at it going, because I got it about seven or eight years ago at Radio Hodaki, incidentally, and I was like, is this sort of out of fashion now, this one?
Mike Minogue 2:31
Yeah.
Jason Hoyte 2:31
Because, I mean, it's cool, but also it was very woolen and hot, so I went, no, I'm not going to run with that today. What did it look like? You're looking very good, Keezy. I like the little, what do you call that, pocket kerchief.
Keyzie 2:42
So you can blow your honker where you've been racking up heaps of gear in the toilet. Yeah, massively.
Jason Hoyte 2:46
That's smart, man. But I would have gone for a white one. Thanks, fellas. That's what it's for. I would have gone for a white one. Why's that? Well, if you're, you know, getting into the powders. Well, I just want everyone to know that I'm big into the gear.
Keyzie 2:56
No, if you've got the white one, then you've got, of course, all the blood will be on it because, you know, cocaine's burnt through your nose there.
Jason Hoyte 3:03
Are you that far into it, man? Fucking oath.
Keyzie 3:06
Yeah, how good. There's a guy that pops up on my Instagram, don't know why. And he's talking about all the things that he's done where he should have realised that he had an issue with cocaine. He was on it seven days a week working in bars and restaurants.
Mike Minogue 3:22
I suppose bad for that shit. Yeah, often the case.
Keyzie 3:24
And over in America, seven days seems like a lot. And he was saying he'd hang out with different people so he'd have a different crowd every single night that he hung out with so that all of the people didn't know that he was on cocaine seven days a week.
Mike Minogue 3:39
So that was just him?

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