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Chapter 1: What humorous scenarios do the hosts discuss at the beginning?
Do you reckon we would be the wackiest in that room?
Should we Kanye it?
Should we yay the stage? Oh, shit. You know? You guys ready? Yeah, man.
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Hello. Huh. Um, Radio Wood special, special, special, special.
Yeah, man. You can tell it is because as soon as you walk into the offices, there's a waft of perfume or aftershave, I noticed. You look nice, Jase. Thanks, man. You look really nice. I was actually, because I don't generally wear a suit, I was trying to remember where I got this one from. I've got no idea. Secondhand store, I think. No, it's new.
Oh, I don't think so.
I think you grave robbed it. I think I've only ever worn it like once in my life.
And I was thinking, where the fuck did I get that? You've got your ventilation buttons on your cuffs undone there, Josh. You're going to have to sort that out, man.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts describe their experiences with suits and fashion?
Yeah, well, my theory is that the jacket covers a lot of L's. You'll notice also, Mogi, and I was thinking of you when I put this on, this shirt is unironed. It is unironed. Because we don't have an iron in our house at the moment.
Mine's iron. Do you have a dryer? Yes. Use the dryer.
Does that get the creases out, does it? It does. You put it on shit mode. Shit mode. You can also do the thing where you hang it in your shower and turn your shower on hot in the steam. That's right, the steam does it. But I couldn't be fucked to do any of those things.
But then you're away from the water, I'm guessing.
Yeah, you just sort of hang it up off, if you're going to open a bathroom cabinet, hang it off that. And then have a shower. Well, you don't have to be in the shower. The shirt doesn't know whether you're in the shower or not. The shirt only knows whether it's humid in there. Steamy. That's all it's aware of. Steamy bastard. Yeah, right. Yeah, I had to do a bit of an ironing spree.
I've got to do a cull. I've got all of these suits that we've picked up from here because we've picked up quite a lot over the years, haven't we? Yes. I've got quite a few.
Yeah, I wonder if that's what that is.
Hellensteins, Barkers.
Working style.
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Chapter 3: What unconventional methods do they suggest for removing wrinkles from clothes?
Yeah, maybe. Yeah, crowdies. But I've got some goodies as well, but I've got to throw a few out. I mean, give a few away.
I've got one that... It's super styley, but then I was looking at it going, because I got it about seven or eight years ago at Radio Hodaki, incidentally, and I was like, is this sort of out of fashion now, this one?
Yeah.
Because, I mean, it's cool, but also it was very woolen and hot, so I went, no, I'm not going to run with that today. What did it look like? You're looking very good, Keezy. I like the little, what do you call that, pocket kerchief.
So you can blow your honker where you've been racking up heaps of gear in the toilet. Yeah, massively.
That's smart, man. But I would have gone for a white one. Thanks, fellas. That's what it's for. I would have gone for a white one. Why's that? Well, if you're, you know, getting into the powders. Well, I just want everyone to know that I'm big into the gear.
No, if you've got the white one, then you've got, of course, all the blood will be on it because, you know, cocaine's burnt through your nose there.
Are you that far into it, man? Fucking oath.
Yeah, how good. There's a guy that pops up on my Instagram, don't know why. And he's talking about all the things that he's done where he should have realised that he had an issue with cocaine. He was on it seven days a week working in bars and restaurants.
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Chapter 4: What insights do they share about the impact of alcohol on behavior?
And he was going through two to three bottles of vodka a day. A day. Yeah. You know, litre bottles. And he was talking about how when it got really bad, he was like... Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He was literally throwing up blood. And then he'd get back to drinking. And it's like... It's amazing, isn't it?
When you're in that position where you're... Like, throwing up blood is a very bad sign for an alcoholic. And he was like... Or anyone, I'd argue. Or anyone, yes. And he was like, oh, well... I might as well just fucking carry on.
It's amazing that you can negatively program yourself that way, that you can be puking blood, Keezy, after drinking three bottles of vodka a day, but you just see that and you're like, okay, well, I'm just going to keep on going.
I might as well, yeah.
So the same must be true the other way.
Fucking hell.
Yeah, this guy was, so he would get on the gear and then everyone else would finish up. He'd get home, he'd put in a call in and he'd do another bag or two before he went to bed. What a legend. Every day, he reckoned. That seems too much. It's a lot. Now, back in my day, sort of 25 years ago, look, I'll be honest with you, I've had drugs before in my life. Sure. That might be hard to believe.
The next day... Who the fuck does it the next day? You're fucking cooked.
Well, unless you do it the next day. Do what the next day? Back on it.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts relate their experiences with addiction to their current lives?
What are you telling me? You were literally sweating on it. Yeah. And Preb saw that and went, okay, I've got this bastard. Cha-ching.
Cha-ching. Mogi, do you reckon we could put the bet payment on the back burner for a wee bit?
So you're telling me that you can't pay your debts, but you've got enough money for drugs? No, no, no. I'm asking if that can be the case. No, I'm asking you that, though. No, but I'm saying. No, but I'm saying to you. He's asking specifically, Kenji. Yeah, yeah. So that's what you're saying. So you're saying that you can't pay your debts, but you've got money for drugs. Is that right?
Yeah, yeah. Backbone. Absolutely, mate.
Yeah, fuck yeah. Thanks, mate. I knew you'd fucking get it, mate. I knew you'd fucking go. I'm going to have to duck out, fellas, and actually, once this is done, just because I don't know if I can get through the show.
You've got to back one out. Yeah, oh, no, I can tell you're sweating like a bastard. No, I need to back one out. Oh, yeah, well, that's what I mean. You're sweating like a bastard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how packed in it gets there, Keezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that'll rack up as well.
You're like that donkey in the reel. Is it a donkey? It doesn't look like a donkey. It looks like a warthog or something. This is Mogi's turd reel, by the way, that he sent us. I've been sent. I've been sent that by someone else.
So many reels now from people after our reel of that coming out. Good. From people saying, pass this on to the fellas. I'm looking to add another flavour.
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Chapter 6: What are the dynamics of radio industry parties discussed?
So I have got the one that stands out in my mind is a guy that sent me through a video of a koala with a huge erection.
I've seen that one. It's not huge, though, is it? It's tiny.
Yeah.
Can you send that to me? I haven't seen that one.
Yeah, I've seen you do that one. How's this fucking backbone out here, two Big Ben pies and a Red Bull?
Yeah.
My man is hitting the awards tonight.
Who is it?
I don't know. I've never seen him before, but he seems like a fucking backbone. I love that shit. Hey, can I ask, you know, the after party of the awards. The one that you're not going to? Yes.
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