Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Libraries Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing
Podcast Image

The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Suited & Booted

04 Jun 2026

Transcription

Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What humorous scenarios do the hosts discuss at the beginning?

0.908 - 2.857 Mike Minogue

Do you reckon we would be the wackiest in that room?

0

2.877 - 3.701 Keyzie

Should we Kanye it?

0

4.926 - 10.632 Mike Minogue

Should we yay the stage? Oh, shit. You know? You guys ready? Yeah, man.

0

11.607 - 28.391 Matt Mone

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast. Get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Matt Mone. Raw doggies. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Huracan. Oh, g'day fellas. Matt Mone.

0

28.451 - 33.337 Mike Minogue

Hello. Huh. Um, Radio Wood special, special, special, special.

33.357 - 53.474 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, man. You can tell it is because as soon as you walk into the offices, there's a waft of perfume or aftershave, I noticed. You look nice, Jase. Thanks, man. You look really nice. I was actually, because I don't generally wear a suit, I was trying to remember where I got this one from. I've got no idea. Secondhand store, I think. No, it's new.

53.494 - 54.576 Keyzie

Oh, I don't think so.

54.596 - 58.801 Jason Hoyte

I think you grave robbed it. I think I've only ever worn it like once in my life.

58.981 - 65.47 Keyzie

And I was thinking, where the fuck did I get that? You've got your ventilation buttons on your cuffs undone there, Josh. You're going to have to sort that out, man.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts describe their experiences with suits and fashion?

65.51 - 79.448 Jason Hoyte

Yeah, well, my theory is that the jacket covers a lot of L's. You'll notice also, Mogi, and I was thinking of you when I put this on, this shirt is unironed. It is unironed. Because we don't have an iron in our house at the moment.

0

79.968 - 83.312 Mike Minogue

Mine's iron. Do you have a dryer? Yes. Use the dryer.

0

84.136 - 94.57 Jason Hoyte

Does that get the creases out, does it? It does. You put it on shit mode. Shit mode. You can also do the thing where you hang it in your shower and turn your shower on hot in the steam. That's right, the steam does it. But I couldn't be fucked to do any of those things.

0

94.63 - 96.332 Mike Minogue

But then you're away from the water, I'm guessing.

0

96.452 - 116.88 Keyzie

Yeah, you just sort of hang it up off, if you're going to open a bathroom cabinet, hang it off that. And then have a shower. Well, you don't have to be in the shower. The shirt doesn't know whether you're in the shower or not. The shirt only knows whether it's humid in there. Steamy. That's all it's aware of. Steamy bastard. Yeah, right. Yeah, I had to do a bit of an ironing spree.

117.421 - 124.07 Keyzie

I've got to do a cull. I've got all of these suits that we've picked up from here because we've picked up quite a lot over the years, haven't we? Yes. I've got quite a few.

124.45 - 125.532 Mike Minogue

Yeah, I wonder if that's what that is.

125.552 - 126.954 Keyzie

Hellensteins, Barkers.

127.515 - 128.015 Mike Minogue

Working style.

Chapter 3: What unconventional methods do they suggest for removing wrinkles from clothes?

132.301 - 137.569 Keyzie

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, crowdies. But I've got some goodies as well, but I've got to throw a few out. I mean, give a few away.

0

137.729 - 150.952 Jason Hoyte

I've got one that... It's super styley, but then I was looking at it going, because I got it about seven or eight years ago at Radio Hodaki, incidentally, and I was like, is this sort of out of fashion now, this one?

0

151.412 - 151.653 Mike Minogue

Yeah.

0

151.813 - 162.186 Jason Hoyte

Because, I mean, it's cool, but also it was very woolen and hot, so I went, no, I'm not going to run with that today. What did it look like? You're looking very good, Keezy. I like the little, what do you call that, pocket kerchief.

0

162.166 - 166.071 Keyzie

So you can blow your honker where you've been racking up heaps of gear in the toilet. Yeah, massively.

166.131 - 176.764 Jason Hoyte

That's smart, man. But I would have gone for a white one. Thanks, fellas. That's what it's for. I would have gone for a white one. Why's that? Well, if you're, you know, getting into the powders. Well, I just want everyone to know that I'm big into the gear.

176.784 - 183.493 Keyzie

No, if you've got the white one, then you've got, of course, all the blood will be on it because, you know, cocaine's burnt through your nose there.

183.653 - 185.956 Jason Hoyte

Are you that far into it, man? Fucking oath.

186.276 - 201.711 Keyzie

Yeah, how good. There's a guy that pops up on my Instagram, don't know why. And he's talking about all the things that he's done where he should have realised that he had an issue with cocaine. He was on it seven days a week working in bars and restaurants.

Chapter 4: What insights do they share about the impact of alcohol on behavior?

306.049 - 328.325 Jason Hoyte

And he was going through two to three bottles of vodka a day. A day. Yeah. You know, litre bottles. And he was talking about how when it got really bad, he was like... Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He was literally throwing up blood. And then he'd get back to drinking. And it's like... It's amazing, isn't it?

0

328.345 - 341.62 Jason Hoyte

When you're in that position where you're... Like, throwing up blood is a very bad sign for an alcoholic. And he was like... Or anyone, I'd argue. Or anyone, yes. And he was like, oh, well... I might as well just fucking carry on.

0

341.64 - 352.371 Keyzie

It's amazing that you can negatively program yourself that way, that you can be puking blood, Keezy, after drinking three bottles of vodka a day, but you just see that and you're like, okay, well, I'm just going to keep on going.

0

352.491 - 353.372 Jason Hoyte

I might as well, yeah.

0

353.392 - 354.493 Keyzie

So the same must be true the other way.

354.753 - 355.174 Jason Hoyte

Fucking hell.

355.194 - 375.243 Keyzie

Yeah, this guy was, so he would get on the gear and then everyone else would finish up. He'd get home, he'd put in a call in and he'd do another bag or two before he went to bed. What a legend. Every day, he reckoned. That seems too much. It's a lot. Now, back in my day, sort of 25 years ago, look, I'll be honest with you, I've had drugs before in my life. Sure. That might be hard to believe.

375.944 - 381.16 Keyzie

The next day... Who the fuck does it the next day? You're fucking cooked.

382.321 - 386.427 Jason Hoyte

Well, unless you do it the next day. Do what the next day? Back on it.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts relate their experiences with addiction to their current lives?

472.908 - 479.898 Jason Hoyte

What are you telling me? You were literally sweating on it. Yeah. And Preb saw that and went, okay, I've got this bastard. Cha-ching.

0

479.918 - 486.507 Mike Minogue

Cha-ching. Mogi, do you reckon we could put the bet payment on the back burner for a wee bit?

0

487.094 - 503.584 Keyzie

So you're telling me that you can't pay your debts, but you've got enough money for drugs? No, no, no. I'm asking if that can be the case. No, I'm asking you that, though. No, but I'm saying. No, but I'm saying to you. He's asking specifically, Kenji. Yeah, yeah. So that's what you're saying. So you're saying that you can't pay your debts, but you've got money for drugs. Is that right?

0

503.604 - 505.348 Keyzie

Yeah, yeah. Backbone. Absolutely, mate.

0

505.368 - 513.523 Mike Minogue

Yeah, fuck yeah. Thanks, mate. I knew you'd fucking get it, mate. I knew you'd fucking go. I'm going to have to duck out, fellas, and actually, once this is done, just because I don't know if I can get through the show.

513.563 - 524.463 Jason Hoyte

You've got to back one out. Yeah, oh, no, I can tell you're sweating like a bastard. No, I need to back one out. Oh, yeah, well, that's what I mean. You're sweating like a bastard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how packed in it gets there, Keezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that'll rack up as well.

524.483 - 535.322 Mike Minogue

You're like that donkey in the reel. Is it a donkey? It doesn't look like a donkey. It looks like a warthog or something. This is Mogi's turd reel, by the way, that he sent us. I've been sent. I've been sent that by someone else.

535.342 - 543.898 Keyzie

So many reels now from people after our reel of that coming out. Good. From people saying, pass this on to the fellas. I'm looking to add another flavour.

Chapter 6: What are the dynamics of radio industry parties discussed?

546.202 - 553.095 Keyzie

So I have got the one that stands out in my mind is a guy that sent me through a video of a koala with a huge erection.

0

553.261 - 556.044 Mike Minogue

I've seen that one. It's not huge, though, is it? It's tiny.

0

556.644 - 556.885 Keyzie

Yeah.

0

557.485 - 559.127 Jason Hoyte

Can you send that to me? I haven't seen that one.

0

559.147 - 563.531 Mike Minogue

Yeah, I've seen you do that one. How's this fucking backbone out here, two Big Ben pies and a Red Bull?

563.551 - 563.852 Jason Hoyte

Yeah.

563.872 - 565.814 Mike Minogue

My man is hitting the awards tonight.

565.834 - 566.054 Jason Hoyte

Who is it?

566.374 - 575.824 Mike Minogue

I don't know. I've never seen him before, but he seems like a fucking backbone. I love that shit. Hey, can I ask, you know, the after party of the awards. The one that you're not going to? Yes.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.