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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: The Big Meth Show

24 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the Big Meth Show about?

0.79 - 14.97 Jason Hoyte

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14.991 - 16.793 Unknown

Hello.

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16.813 - 17.194 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day fellas.

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17.554 - 18.496 Unknown

Nice pugs.

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18.516 - 18.676 Keyzie

Hi guys.

18.696 - 22.722 Unknown

That was sort of the Jace approach. It's the kind of energy we need. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22.742 - 42.227 Mike Minogue

Mogi, how are you today, man? Shit, man. You're sick. Sick as shit today. I was all good when I woke up, but then I had back... to back-to-back-to-back meetings. In person or on Zoom? In person. I just knew I looked at it and I should cancel them, some of them, but I didn't. And then in the last one I was like, all right, fellas, I'm out of here.

Chapter 2: How does Mogi feel during the episode?

42.247 - 62.575 Mike Minogue

I'm going to go home and have a sleep. Nice. Yeah, so I'm just fucked. That's the old Moby. But I definitely feel better. I haven't got the, in the sense that I don't have the blocked nose or the cough sort of thing going on at all. Nice. But it's like, you remember when you got COVID and your brain was just fucking just done? It's like that. Yeah, foggy. It's like that. It's like me yesterday.

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63.557 - 80.808 Mike Minogue

Wow. And me yesterday. Yeah. It's like pugs yesterday. It's like being hungover. Yeah, it's more like pugs yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So not 100%, but I've had some cold medicine. I went into the pharmacist and I said, I want your most... Most, what's that? Potent. What's his name there?

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Chapter 3: What challenges does Mogi face at work?

80.988 - 100.919 Mike Minogue

Deputy Prime Minister. See, this is where I'm at. David Seymour. Give me your most David Seymour flu drugs, please. So that led to an interrogation. But I got the drugs in the end and have been smashing those. So you're full of meth right now then? Full of meth, man. Meth would do the job, 100%. I'd have some chat, fellas.

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101.279 - 112.913 Keyzie

Imagine that. Imagine we just say, let's just do a meth show. Because, Pugs, you were saying you've got the hookups for meth. Yeah, I've got the hookups for meth. And we just do it. How often would we need to do it, Mogi? Once would be enough.

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113.153 - 129.288 Mike Minogue

Just once? But, well, how much would you need to and then how many times would you do it? Because you would do it as often as you could get your hands on the pipe. Right, okay. What tends to happen when you're in a meth circle, and we've all been there, fellas, is that all you're doing is you're waiting for the guy holding onto it to shut the fuck up and pass it. Right.

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129.588 - 134.072 Mike Minogue

Because he's the guy that'll be talking the most and he'll be reluctant to pass it on.

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134.052 - 134.813 Keyzie

Right, okay.

135.554 - 140.66 Mike Minogue

Yeah, it's a hell of a drug. And the great thing about it is it removes people's sense of humour.

Chapter 4: How does Mogi describe his experience with cold medicine?

141.381 - 156.739 Mike Minogue

Oh, cool. Yeah, it's really good. So awesome. It'll be intense chat. Intense chat, no humour whatsoever, no laughing. Just sort of people are sort of photocopies of photocopies of themselves. Right, okay. They're not quite there.

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157.08 - 169.696 Keyzie

Right, so it's a really good year to be on the end of, especially if the person's day two, day three. So if we did meth and then recorded a show, it would be no humour whatsoever and just nothing but bullshit for three hours.

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169.716 - 175.081 Mike Minogue

100%. You'd think it was a real good show. It would be worth it. I'd listen to it, 100%.

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175.221 - 178.965 Keyzie

I would listen to that show. I mean, it sounds like a regular show we do, to be honest.

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178.985 - 179.886 Mike Minogue

Maybe like a one-time listen.

179.906 - 183.169 Keyzie

Maybe Monday through Friday. Well, Pugs, because where do you get your meth from?

183.53 - 188.414 Unknown

Where do I get my meth from? I usually just buy other drugs, and because it's New Zealand, they're cut with meth, so you just have that.

Chapter 5: What humorous discussions arise about meth?

188.474 - 202.483 Unknown

That's true. Yeah. You just buy anything else and then it's methy, you know what I mean? Is it? Not in my experience. I don't buy drugs. What experience? Yeah, I was going to say. I don't condone them either.

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204.252 - 223.282 Keyzie

That's what's great about the show is none of us buy or consume or condone drugs in any way. No. And if we did, if any of us did, I would be fuming. I mean, obviously, Jase jokes about trying to get trammies off me, but he's just joking. He actually took me aside the other day after that chat and said, hey, Keezy, seriously, get rid of those trammies, mate. Put them in the bin.

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223.302 - 226.166 Unknown

Put them up my anus. Put them in a date and put them up my date.

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226.266 - 255.27 Keyzie

He refers to his anus as the bin. Don't tell me how the movie itself was, but how fucked were you last night? Pretty fucked. Because I had a bath at like 7.30. Oh, no, it's been 7.45. As soon as I got home, I was freezing straight in the bath. And I was sitting there thinking about you pugs and going, fuck being pugs right now. It was a similar experience to a relaxing bath.

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255.291 - 257.053 Keyzie

Did that ruin the movie as well? What's that?

257.393 - 277.178 Unknown

Being fucked. I mean, I would like to say it didn't, but at the same time, when I'm like that and when I'm particularly tired, everything sort of has a shitty lens over the top of it. It certainly made me more critical, but also we'll get into it on the... But it was shit. We'll get into the review later.

277.198 - 281.885 Unknown

But yeah, I think just generally like my attitude and like you think everybody's out to get you in a way.

281.965 - 284.468 Keyzie

You're already sort of starting to do that at work.

284.488 - 287.332 Unknown

You get like a little bit, what?

Chapter 6: What are the implications of drug use in the conversation?

485.77 - 486.391 Keyzie

Backbone.

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487.952 - 489.593 Mike Minogue

Every two minutes. Fellas, fellas, fellas.

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489.994 - 492.816 Keyzie

Well, look, we're at the eight minute mark, but there's people out here coming in for an interview.

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493.257 - 505.675 Mike Minogue

They are. Yeah. Which I'm going to sit out, not because I really want to talk to them, but I've just got nothing. So I'm just going to go and let these drugs kick in, fellas, and you guys can... Because there's two of them as well, isn't there? Yeah. That's quite good. There'll be plenty of chat.

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505.796 - 506.899 Keyzie

Don't you worry there, Mogi.

507.039 - 507.36 Mike Minogue

All right.

507.541 - 514.181 Keyzie

Hey, thanks for listening. With the full show, I'll be back in full strength this coming Tuesday after Anzac weekend. You have a lovely long weekend, New Zealand.

514.201 - 517.571 Unknown

Yeah, guys. Yeah. Okay. Bye, guys. See you later. Bye.

519.637 - 519.717

Bye.

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