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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: The Duality Of It All

10 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What social media platforms are discussed in relation to the Big Show?

1.077 - 17.877 Jason Hoyte

For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here. Oh, g'day, fellas.

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18.965 - 22.151 Mike Minogue

How's your coffee, Keezy? Shit. Coffee, Keezy. Mine's shit too.

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22.292 - 24.135 Keezy

Well, this is Insta. Oh, you've got an Insta.

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24.155 - 29.466 Mike Minogue

Couldn't be bothered walking over to the... You're a lazy bastard. Yeah. You're on the up, man. You're on the mend, man.

29.666 - 31.23 Keezy

I feel excellent today.

31.53 - 38.003 Mike Minogue

Because on the Monday there, you were complaining about a hangover because you'd had six beers with friends on the Sunday.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about their coffee on today's episode?

38.05 - 57.799 Keezy

I had five crafties. I counted. That'll do though. And the next day I always get a runny nose. And I was like, wow, five beers. That's what it was, yeah. Five beers seems to be low. Usually I don't get a runny nose unless I'm like steamed. Right. I was pretty steamed. Do you get a runny nose as you're steamed or the next day? Next day without fire. Right, okay.

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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their drinking habits?

57.819 - 62.826 Keezy

It's so fucking annoying. Inflammation. Is that what it is? Yeah. So ibuprofen might help.

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62.806 - 73.01 Mike Minogue

Yes, well, it can't hurt, but it's not antihistamine as well. It should deal with both. Also, just knocking your drinking on the head, man, because your body's telling you you're having a shocker.

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73.17 - 85.998 Keezy

Oh, right, okay. Just have a swig of Gaviscon. It fixes everything. Extra strength. Extra strength. You know how you're big on the Gaviscon? I've never needed Gaviscon. Is that like a later in life thing?

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86.339 - 97.314 Mike Minogue

I'm not big on it. I just bought some. I went through a period of having it and it cured my problem and then it's come back again and so I've got back on it again.

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97.534 - 115.757 Keezy

But it's taken me months to actually buy a bottle of Gaviscon. Is it because you've been eating more spicy food now than you used to now that you've moved into the city? I don't know. I don't know. Just, I don't know why. Oh, yeah. I'm just out here spitballing. There you go. There you go. Making convo. That's good to know, though. Oh, yeah.

Chapter 4: What remedies do the hosts suggest for hangover symptoms?

116.197 - 123.765 Keezy

Because I've taken an ethohistamine before, and it didn't really do much. For a hangover. To stop the runny nose.

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124.206 - 132.334 Mike Minogue

Right, okay. Yeah, it's interesting. I've never heard of that as a hangover thing. Well, I get, what do I get? I get this, I've got the throat thing going on.

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132.787 - 138.353 Keezy

From a hangover or just in general? Has your... Well, general... No more Ultravon. Has that helped?

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139.454 - 149.184 Mike Minogue

Yes. I feel like it has. 100% on the nasal stuff. Yeah. I haven't got that going on at all. But I wasn't... Yeah. It sort of helped, but I've still got a bit of a sore throat.

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149.585 - 149.685 Keezy

Yeah.

149.705 - 174.136 Mike Minogue

But I had a couple of beers on Saturday there, but I had no ciggies. Ah. I had no ciggies. Well, there's your problem. And then when I finished... I was like, oh, might have one for the road. And I got poured like a gin the size of Mount Everest. A pint of gin. I said to the next day, thanks for the, I don't know if I needed that half pint of gin. He had a really good one. Yes.

174.316 - 195.166 Mike Minogue

And I was like, I might try some of that actually as a last drink. But he gave me a good stiffy. It was like four shots. Yeah. And then you don't want to leave it there because it's special, but also I just wanted to go home. Yeah. Yeah. So I drank it. And then I think somewhere between leaving his house and getting home, I was pretty pissed. Yeah. But yeah, but not smoking darts.

195.206 - 211.422 Mike Minogue

I was really happy with that because all throughout the night, there was a bit going on, fellas. Yeah, right. And I was thinking to myself, oh, ciggy would be good. I'm going to go and get some ciggies. Yeah. And then I say, no. No. No. And I just didn't. And then you forget about it after a little while. You do.

211.462 - 224.559 Mike Minogue

Jase, you won't know this because as soon as you think about it, you're going to get something. Yeah. I haven't bought ciggies in a long time. Sorry, vape. Sorry. Yeah, so it was really good. I was happy about that. So the ciggies is obviously the main. The ciggies is my major addiction.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts reflect on their smoking habits and its impact on health?

270.727 - 272.068 Mike Minogue

Have another one.

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272.088 - 291.89 Keezy

There's a fucking great quote. Have you guys seen Black Books with the old mate that came in here, Dylan Moran? Your mate. There is a really great quote from Black Books about this guy who just does nothing but drinks piss. Yeah. And smokes durries and it's just like, you know, maybe I should find it and play it because it literally sums up you guys.

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291.97 - 309.344 Mike Minogue

Yeah, see if you can. It's really frustrating because I see people I see people that are ripping darts and they're older, you know, and I envy them because I can't do it anymore because I get no enjoyment really out of it anymore. Yeah. It's horrible. So my body is telling me you've got to stop this. Yes.

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309.364 - 323.983 Mike Minogue

And it's very weird because I'm younger than, say, for example, let's say you are older than me, Jase. Let's just pretend. But you've never had morning after cough. You've never had the sore throat issue, any of that, until you started vaping. And now I've got it and it's like. So anyway, it feels like I'm getting a warning that I need to stop.

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325.077 - 333.691 Unknown

This is the quote here.

333.711 - 335.795 Keezy

It's 30 seconds from Black Books, all right?

337.017 - 365.192 Unknown

So what's it like then? Fags and booze. Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... Yeah. You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3 a.m., you do sometimes look at yourself and think... Yeah. This is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

366.725 - 369.51 Keezy

Yeah. Totally. It's pretty accurate.

369.55 - 370.031 Mike Minogue

Totally.

Chapter 6: What personal experiences do the hosts share about quitting smoking?

489.793 - 492.959 Mike Minogue

He's practically given up. Definitely less.

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493.039 - 503.173 Keezy

Yeah, definitely. But what does that mean? Well, I just don't use it as much. Have you got it on you now? Yes. Well, it's in my bag. I'm looking around frantically for it. Shit, where is it? Did I bring it?

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503.193 - 522.378 Mike Minogue

Shit. But, you know, you think about it in terms of, like, I can't do it in the house. Yeah. Well, you know, in the apartment. That's good. That's good that you've had that rule. And so, you know... I find it hard to believe that you're not doing it in the bathroom. I really do. No, because... I'd be paranoid of setting off the alarms. Actually, that happened the other day.

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522.939 - 542.719 Mike Minogue

My wife set off the smoke alarm and it was like, they're so high in the roof, she couldn't stop it. Yeah. It was freaking out. What was she doing there? Like at home when the smoke alarm would go off, you get the broom and you just go dink and turn it off. But the roof in the apartment is so high, you can't actually do anything. Yeah, right. But then it just switched off of its own accord.

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542.919 - 552.41 Mike Minogue

But no, I don't. And then I... You know, when we go outside, I'll suck hard for a couple of seconds. I thought you were going to say rip-ass. Sometimes I'll rip-ass.

553.111 - 560.6 Keezy

If it's just me. What if we made a bet? No. That you give it up for the month of July? Nah.

561.361 - 587.362 Mike Minogue

It's really interesting because I started reading that Stop Smoking with Alan Carr and started reading it, and I've just stopped reading it. Can I just say, it is a shit read. It's like you were saying. Fucking dull. I'm going to get back to it. I will get back to it. And he even says in the book, it may very well be that you find yourself stopping reading this because you don't want to stop.

587.402 - 587.963 Mike Minogue

That is you.

Chapter 7: What comedic quotes from Black Books do the hosts reference?

589.226 - 600.305 Mike Minogue

Yeah. But also, like you were saying, it takes, I'm sort of still at the point of, can you get to the fucking part, please? And that's, I think the whole book's like that, because I've read that, I've started reading that book probably seven times. Oh, wow.

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600.325 - 619.266 Mike Minogue

And it's so boring, but it's him constantly talking about, the trick is with giving up smoking, but it doesn't, you're waiting for the, this is what you've got to do. Yes. But there isn't any of that. It's just. There's none of that. And I would never have guessed that it could be so easy. Okay, good. What's the easy bit? Yeah. You know what I mean?

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619.286 - 640.319 Mike Minogue

Well, the hard bit is finishing the book, so shit. But my mum read it, and that's how she gave it. Yeah, yeah. So I will read it. I can set myself a goal of, because I'm a relatively quick reader, I could probably finish it by the end of the week. I bet I can finish it before you. Yeah, probably. Where's your competitive streak? I'll see.

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641.3 - 642.541 Keezy

Should we all read it? I'll read it.

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642.561 - 650.488 Mike Minogue

I'll read it and by the end of the week I will do that because I'm actually quite a way through it and I'll finish it off and see what happens.

650.528 - 656.033 Keezy

I'm going to start from the start because it's been a while. I think you should start from the start too, Jason. It sounds like you've sort of broken it up a bit.

656.013 - 665.705 Mike Minogue

Well, no, because he still hasn't got to the part where he... There is no part. That's it. It's like that all the way through. Okay, interesting. It's his babbling on and talking about this and that.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts compare smoking and drinking habits over the years?

666.466 - 668.708 Keezy

Because he was a hundred a day smoker, Keezy.

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668.768 - 685.35 Mike Minogue

How does it work then? Why are so many people... Well, you have to read it to find out, Keezy. Yeah. Phil, this is a big scam. A hundred a day he was smoking. But that's one of those ones where they're just lit. but you're not smoking 100 a day, you know? You might have a puff out of them. Geoff Murphy used to be like that. Yes.

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685.771 - 713.166 Mike Minogue

He'd have a cigarette just hanging out of his gob while he was sitting in the ashtray just burning out. Who I consequently work with as well. He used to go through like a 50 gram of tobacco in like a day and a half, two days. Yeah. He never, and he wasn't an actor, he was a behind-the-scenes guy, he never didn't have a cigarette. Like, he was constantly cigarette, cigarette, cigarette.

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713.186 - 714.348 Mike Minogue

He never didn't have one.

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714.408 - 720.698 Keezy

Can you get really long cigarettes? Yes. That you just, like, you can just have that lit and it lasts fucking ages?

720.718 - 733.438 Mike Minogue

I tell you what was so fucking massively triggering to me, and it's just the psychology of it, was pugs and those little Vietnamese cigarettes. I went, oh, one of those won't do you any harm. Because it was so pooky.

733.418 - 739.446 Keezy

You and your pookie, it's not a word. I know, but it was just like... This is a new thing, I've missed this.

739.927 - 742.41 Mike Minogue

It was so small and I thought, oh, come on, man.

742.43 - 752.524 Keezy

Doesn't count, eh? Doesn't count. One little puff, our little secret. Hey, listen to the big show, 4-7 weekdays, Radio Hodaki. Get on you, mate.

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