OUTRO: The Skit
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What are the hosts excited about in this episode?
You guys ready to go?
Yeah, man.
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Oh, g'day, fellas. Backbone.
Backbone. Hello. Hello. How's everyone going? Good. Hello. Everyone great? Great, thanks, man. I'm fucking excellent, man. Yeah, man. You're fucking excellent. Why are you excellent? Because I've got this Friday off. Oh, that's right. You're going away. Golf tournament.
Yes. Oh, really? Yeah, can't wait. It's going to be exciting. And then next week, I've got Friday off again because we've got a magic round. Sure are, man.
What golf-related plans do the hosts discuss?
Fucking hell good, man.
I'm very excited about it, actually. I can't wait. I actually am. About what? Going to Brizzy. Oh, I thought you were saying keys are going away for a golfing weekend. Oh, I mean, I'm pretty excited about that as well. I don't know why you'd be excited.
It's just that Pugsan will be coming in.
You know, I don't want to get onto the whole golf chat now that he's playing a tournament. Three straight games. In actual fact, my wife said to me today, what's happened with your golf?
And did you say, oh, I've still got a membership and can easily go out and play whenever I want.
Yeah, but it's not the same when you're by yourself, mate.
You don't have to be by yourself. You know a lot of people that play golf. There's Jeremy Corbett, there's Minaya, there's a whole bunch of different people, but you make no effort, do you? Well, Corby, as he says, gets bored after like six holes. But you haven't played with him for over 20 years, if you have at all. Not worth a shot.
I don't know that I ever have, actually. And he's not really... Minaya, he... It would just be weird. Just you and Mania there. Yeah. Yeah, true.
Because we have quite a sort of... Combative racist relationship.
Well, just tenuous. Right. You don't like him.
How do the hosts feel about their golf skills?
He takes offence at some of the things I say. Right. The racist stuff mainly? Oh, mostly the racist stuff, but, you know...
Yeah, it is interesting because he doesn't go and play golf either. No. It's like everyone just waits for me to text and be like, hey, do you want to go play golf?
Well, that's actually... Yeah, it's a bit sad, isn't it? That's actually not true. Oh. Because I'll text you and you'll go, Jase, can you not pressure me about golf? That's true. There is that. You know what I mean? And it's like, I'm not pressuring you, man.
I'm just asking. Well, to be honest, I'm free to play golf this Thursday. But I then have three games of golf Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so I'm not keen.
You need some practice though, don't you? Yeah, you want to get your shit game out of the way, Keezy.
No, you don't. You do not want to do that. I'll be golfed out. Right. All golfed out, Mogi. Have you heard that saying?
Nah. I don't really move in the right circles. Would you come and play with me, Mogi? No.
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about golf?
You could take the laptop around and do a little work. In fact, I would. I would actually, Jase.
I would. Yeah, okay. I would. I'll book you in. Yeah, good. Yeah, I would. I've got to start doing that. So let's do that. Okay, good. Yeah, good. There you go, Keezy. I've got another date now. I don't need you, man. Sweet.
I can't wait to see what you guys get up to.
KZ's hating this. No, I'm not.
I just don't think it'll happen.
It's probably fair. How's Thursday for you, mate? Thursday's really good, Mogi. Great, let's do it. Jase goes, I'll lock you in. I was like, what does that mean?
That doesn't sound right.
I'll book a tea time. All right, let's do it.
How do the hosts balance work and family life?
Like 6.30 in the morning or something like that. You know, we get a good start to the day. Fuck that. I'll blaze the normal 91. I'll have my daughter at that time, though. Oh, right, okay.
My wife's starting a new job. Yes, today. Today. Is that a good thing? It's a great thing. Yeah. It's a really good thing. Yes. It's good to live on two incomes. Tell me about it. Compared to one income. Especially when she makes more money than me. Yeah. You know?
You know what I mean, fellas? Yes, I do know what you mean. We're about to be a one-income family.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the hosts excited about in this episode?
0:00–0:41
2
What golf-related plans do the hosts discuss?
0:41–1:46
3
How do the hosts feel about their golf skills?
1:46–2:39
4
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about golf?
2:39–3:18
5
How do the hosts balance work and family life?
3:18–3:59
6
What issues do the hosts face with their children's eating habits?
3:59–4:51
7
What are the hosts' thoughts on online shopping and spending?
4:51–6:15
8
What comedic sketch ideas do the hosts brainstorm?
6:15–12:02