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The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

🎙Clutch Chat - The Podcast

25 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What unique content does the Hauraki Breakfast Podcast offer?

0.031 - 5.738 Jeremy Wells

Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show, the Hauraki Breakfast Podcast. 26th of June.

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5.838 - 13.868 Manaia Stewart

Yeah, the 26th of June, 2026. Just checking that one. 260626. Sister Ruta's birthday today. Big shout out.

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14.249 - 27.786 Jeremy Wells

Oh, shout out to Sister Ruta's birthday. Stick around, Sister Ruta, because at about 13 minutes into this podcast, you'll get an insight into your own traumatic childhood. She knows. Oh, she knows.

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27.806 - 28.907 Manaia Stewart

She knows.

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29.174 - 29.915 Jeremy Wells

Oh, she knows.

29.935 - 32.719 Manaia Stewart

She knows, she knows, she knows.

Chapter 2: What memorable stories are shared about Sister Ruta?

32.799 - 44.434 Manaia Stewart

She suffered more than us. No, she knows. What song is that? Iskimo Jazz. Yep. Oh, no, it wasn't that. Oh, fuck.

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44.454 - 45.615 Jeremy Wells

What was it? She knows.

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46.016 - 54.354 Manaia Stewart

It was Smashing Pumpkins. She knows, she knows. She knows. One man's for Collins, there's another man's.

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54.454 - 73.842 Jeremy Wells

And you've always said that. I almost killed a guy this morning, fellas. I was pulling up to Spaghetti Junction, heavy but easing. And as I was pulling up, so that's one of those intersections where you come off the motorway fucking tonguing, like, you know. I know you. I know you, mate.

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73.862 - 77.828 Manaia Stewart

What do you mean when you say tonguing in the SWIFT? We're tonguing in the SWIFT.

78.213 - 84.122 Jeremy Wells

Swift can move, man. Swift can move. If it's only me in there and I don't have too much stuff in the boot.

84.763 - 94.297 Manaia Stewart

I was in the Swift when it went up a minor incline. That's a torque issue, I think. That thing. I think that's a torque issue. You have to ride the clutch up that minor incline.

94.798 - 100.166 Jeremy Wells

In our car park, there's a massive ramp to get out on once. In fact, on both sides.

100.426 - 102.009 Manaia Stewart

And the one that goes up on a corner as well?

Chapter 3: What driving experiences highlight the challenges of manual cars?

129.14 - 150.558 Jeremy Wells

You're toast. You're toast. You're cooked. She's all over. And that happened to me the other day. You're swift toast. You are swift toast. No, so yeah, so I'm tonking along, coming off the motorway. Green light. Green is the day as long. It's one of those ones where as I'm approaching it, it's red. It switches to green. There is no traffic in front of me.

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150.818 - 151.74 Manaia Stewart

Road conditions?

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152.378 - 177.87 Jeremy Wells

Damp, it is drizzling. I wouldn't say it's soaking wet out there, but it is damp. The greenest of green lights. In fact, not even any cars coming from the other way either because it's so early in the morning. And... As I'm approaching, I just see the green light of a lime scooter approaching from the right at an incredible pace.

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178.551 - 200.4 Jeremy Wells

And I don't know what happened, whether he hit something or just jammed the wrong brake on or something. This guy just comes flying over the handlebars of the lime scooter onto the road. Luckily, I was far enough back that it was, like, no dramas to stop. But if I was another, like, 100 meters further down the road, I mean, this guy was toast. He would have been absolutely cooked.

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200.881 - 213.557 Jeremy Wells

It was one of the most insane. And he had one of those, like, gym bags slung across his shoulder thing. So as he comes over the handlebars, his bag goes flying as well, his jacket's flying. It was absolute madness. And I don't know.

213.577 - 215.804 Manaia Stewart

So if you were another, what, 100 metres?

215.824 - 217.088 Jeremy Wells

Probably 100 metres further forward.

217.108 - 240.506 Manaia Stewart

100 metres closer forward and going maybe another, say, 50 k's an hour. Yeah, well. You would have... I might have hit him. You might have hit him. The other thing about that intersection though, Mania, is that green light is not a long green light. So if you fucking see it, you're like, here we go, I'm on. You boost it. So I reckon 50 metres.

240.746 - 256.329 Manaia Stewart

Well, at least you guys, I'm pleased to hear that you're both accelerators of green lights because I've got a real bone to pick with anybody out there who breaks for a green light. And I'm talking to taxi drivers. I'm particularly talking to taxi drivers.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts describe the quirks of driving in a Swift?

256.47 - 258.34 Manaia Stewart

For some reason it's a taxi driver issue.

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259.265 - 265.07 Jeremy Wells

But then they get themselves through, but they leave you not enough time that you can get through if you're behind them.

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265.31 - 285.449 Manaia Stewart

Actually, I'll tell you what. Since Uber turned up, there's been way less braking for green lights. Yeah. Because that was a real taxi thing. I know what you're saying. If I can just make this light, then I'm going to. Eek out. Whereas with the Uber, it's based on. It's mileage. Yep, mileage. So it doesn't matter. Yeah. It's way better.

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285.489 - 296.222 Manaia Stewart

It encourages people to actually go through lights, whereas the old system. much like the communist system, encouraged people to essentially try and take a break. Yeah, yeah. Because they got paid more for it.

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296.803 - 317.399 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, it was a killer. We did a video shoot the other day. The Off The Back Seat, available now on all good social media platforms. With Di Henwood? With Di Henwood, yeah. But we filmed a bunch of those in the same day, and how we filmed those was... there was a car in front of us filming backwards and recording audio and then we would drive the GWM Canon Alpha plug-in hybrid.

318.901 - 330.954 Jeremy Wells

But the problem was the girl who was driving it, she would pull up to, we were coming up to an intersection, she'd always in her mind be like, I can get through here. And then she'd get through it and she'd be like, oh shit, that's right, they're following us.

331.294 - 340.504 Jeremy Wells

Like her driving brain was, but she wasn't thinking about the fact that we're, and so every single red light, she'd just, and then we're stuck there and it's like,

341.024 - 342.77 Manaia Stewart

Hey, is a plug-in hybrid a FIV?

343.713 - 344.857 Jeremy Wells

Yes. What?

Chapter 5: What humorous incidents arise from driving manual cars?

348.148 - 351.118 Jeremy Wells

I don't know. What's a FIV? Plug-in Hybrid Electric Vehicle.

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352.55 - 360.8 Manaia Stewart

P-H-E-V. Oh, fuck. I'm just sitting there going F. A FEV. So a FEV is different than one that just does it while you're driving along.

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360.94 - 361.22 Jeremy Wells

Yeah.

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361.661 - 363.583 Manaia Stewart

I like the ones that do it while you're driving along.

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363.603 - 368.329 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, I know. I don't know what the advantage of the FEV is over just the EV.

368.609 - 384.609 Manaia Stewart

It doesn't have the... Oh, because there's the EV. There's the EV that you plug in. Yeah. Plug it. There's a PEV. Oh, yeah. Sorry. What's a PEV? Plug an EV. Okay. Whoa. Yeah. And then there's the, which I think is just an EV. Yeah.

385.21 - 392.417 Jeremy Wells

And then there's the, what's the one that's- The hybrid, which is you don't plug it in and it charges while the petrol motor's going.

392.437 - 393.298 Manaia Stewart

That's good.

393.938 - 400.665 Jeremy Wells

Yeah. I don't know what the advantage of having the plug in. That seems like the worst of both worlds, doesn't it? So you've got to go to the petrol station and you have to charge it?

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