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Chapter 1: What are the top 5 comebacks discussed in this episode?
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The Hodaki Breakfast with Gerry and Mania.
Welcome along to the Friday edition of the Hodaki Breakfast. Friday the 12th of June, 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells, this is Mania Stewart. I am here. I've made it into the studio, don't worry. Setting alarm. Turns out it is. My phone, the jack's a bit bung. I was blaming it on the charger, I'm now blaming it on the phone. Made the missus set an alarm on her phone.
I was like, I just don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight if you don't, if I don't have a backup plan. When in doubt, drag the missus into it. Yep, drag the missus into it. Gee, she was stoked about that when her alarm went off this morning because she, you know, when you're, so my alarm goes off five o'clock every morning. She does her best to sleep through that.
If it wakes her up, she goes straight back to sleep. So that's what she was trying to do.
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Chapter 2: How did Dai Henwood's insights on the Warriors enhance the conversation?
Little did she know that was actually her alarm that was going off. I said yesterday, Manai, when you were not here yet, that maybe it's time for us to get people's partners' phone numbers, and Jerry shut that down very fast. Because I was like, imagine if we had Jeff's phone number. Imagine if you had Jeff's phone number. And I had Tulsi's phone number.
You don't need either of those phone numbers, Rudy.
Why not?
I mean, if anything, we'll put them under lock and key, maybe give them to Zoe.
I'll tell you what, Zoe can have them. That's not bad.
Zoe could have them, but I think we'll keep them away from your phone. All right. Anyway, here, rip roaring, ready to go, rip into a Friday. Best day of the week. We don't need our partners ending up as number 17 and 18 on that list of yours. Oh no, is there already a 17? Not yet. Who wants a shot at the title? Oh, it's still this morning, isn't there? Three hours of the show to go.
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Chapter 3: What humorous stories are shared about alarming situations?
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No need for insulation this morning around the country. Thoughts and prayers for Aucklanders. It was potentially a headline yesterday in the Herald. It said thoughts and prayers for Aucklanders as temperature could get down to as low as three degrees in the morning. It wasn't. It's nine. So no need for any thoughts. No need for any prayers. Also, really? Like three? Is that...
I mean, there were parts of the country that were minus two and minus three yesterday. There were parts of the country that didn't get over three yesterday. Oh, you guys are going to have a whole headline about it, are you? I mean, is it a headline? No. I suppose that's where most people in the country live.
Chapter 4: What strange living situations are mentioned during the episode?
Still? Yeah, I don't think that needs to be a headline, the weather. Not when it's going to be cold in the morning. I mean, that's the morning. No. Yeah. It's like sun comes up in Auckland tomorrow. Yep. Cold tomorrow.
It is.
The sun is coming up. Grass will be green. The sun is coming up. Sky will be blue. Yeah. Was that the coldest temperature recorded if we're doing weather chat? Well, I'm just doing the rounds at the moment and it's actually, how mild? The coldest that I can see here, Christchurch 4, Franz Josef Franny 3. Powerful. Queenston 1, Dunedin 8, Invercargill 5.
Chapter 5: How does the episode discuss the impact of weather on daily life?
So, Timaru 5. It's not that cold. No, that's a balmy 5 down there in Timmins. Hamilton's 5. Looks like a nice day ahead, though. Is it? Sun's going to come out? Nice day. Beautiful. Nice day everywhere other than Dunedin, Invercargill and Stewart Island where there could be some showers. It was a beautiful day yesterday, wasn't it, guys? A little work film shoot down on a beach in Auckland.
You know, I felt too warm. I felt too warm, and there was catering, and I thought the chocolate on the biscuits was melting. Well, you were dressed as Dolly Parton. We were in period costume. We were dressed as pirates. We were meant to be dressed as pirates. You ended up turning up more dressed like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Yeah.
Chapter 6: What is the significance of the upcoming Warriors game?
Yeah. You had a blonde curly wig on. It was more grey. It was more grey. Yeah. It was. You were picturing Dolly Parton is what was going on there. You looked a lot like Dolly Parton. It was half Brian May, half James May, half Dolly Parton. Half Wolfgang Amadeus. Yeah. It was buxom too. Yeah, why did you need to stuff those tennis balls down your top? I didn't need to.
It was just a choice, Gerry. Sometimes it's not a choice, actually. Can I just say that for people who, I think most people probably have not been on a video shoot of any sort, catering.
massively over catered why is there so much food at those things it's like we were there for two hours we did the show for four hours no one brings us a damn thing that's a great people on building sites for 12 hours a day nobody brings them a grape and yet we go down there and film something and every time we do there's chocolate there's biscuits there's food and someone gets chewed out if they don't get it either um actors the biggest divas on god's green earth
Yes. In the middle of... The answer is yes.
Chapter 7: What sporting events are highlighted in the episode?
What's going on? At one point, so this is like the second shot. We would have been there for half an hour tops. We go to start filming and the cameraman just puts the camera down and goes, sorry, um... Jase, there's something just on the cuff of your shirt. What's that? Is it like a stick or a branch or something? It was an entire stem from a bunch of grapes.
He had eaten basically all of the grapes that were there for the entire day for the entire cast and crew. Yeah, he had basically a grapevine on his sleeve. He basically had the whole of Marlborough. that was coming out of the side of... The whole of New Zealand's wine growing region was emerging out the side of his right sleeve.
There's going to be a shortage of wine for 2026 because of the amount of grapes that he had eaten before we'd even started. And then I don't know what he'd try to do, like throw the grape thing away. Yeah, but also can I point out something else about this particular video shoot? Because I saw that moment and there was a part of a grapevine coming out of the side of his sleeve. Yeah.
And that was, well, what's that got to do with the shoot? But he was also wearing a pair of tracksuit pants with his pirate outfit and a pair of blonstone boots. Now...
Chapter 8: How do the hosts wrap up their thoughts on comebacks?
I don't remember the last time I saw a pirate wear blindstone boots and trackies. Or a radio host. So let's start there too. Oh, that's true. What's he doing wearing steel caps? The bottom half of him was dressed like an aged, unemployed former tradie. Yes. That's exactly what it was like. Who's now on the sickness benefit. Recently retired, he's come around to help you move a few things. Yep.
That's how he was dressed. So anyway, that video will be out at some point. I'd like to bring something up, please. And it's quite a traumatic event which occurred yesterday. And Zoe, if you'd like to come towards the microphone, please, that would be good. I'd like to bring you in on this, if possible.
Yep, I'm here.
I was on my way to the shoot yesterday. everyone, that we went along to. We were shooting for an upcoming promotion on Radio Haraki. I suppose I can say what it is because it's been going for the last 25 years. Beer and Pie July. So we shot the Beer and Pie July video on a beach in Auckland. Beautiful. Everyone dressed as pirates.
And on the way to the shoot, I thought I basically was running low on gas, so I filled up in a pirate outfit. That was pretty weird. A lot of people looking at me like, what's going on with you? Although a lot of people didn't, which is interesting as well. There was a real mix of people who gave me a really good, strong look and then people who glanced at me once and thought it was quite normal.
Central Auckland, man. You can wear whatever you want. You're not going to be the weirdest person on the street or on the forecourt. I reckon you're right. Yeah. So I've filled up. And it cost $187. And then I'm exiting the petrol station. And I'm turning left. So I'm going with the traffic. Yep. And there's two lanes. Oh, you weren't staring into oncoming traffic? I wasn't staring into oncoming.
I wasn't going across it. And there's two lanes that I'm going into. So I thought, well, I'll go on the inside lane here. And then I see a car coming down towards me. And this car decides to – this car's going quite quick, I've got to say. Like, this is probably a 40 zone maybe. I'm not sure. It's inner city Auckland. It's either 40 or 50. The car's probably doing, I would say, 60.
Classic.
And it's coming down on the outside lane, and I thought, well, I can just quietly slip myself onto the inside lane here. This will be fine. And so I'm indicating, and I start to sort of head out into my thing. And then I'm looking, and I'm thinking – What's this car doing?
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