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The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

๐ŸŽ™ G Lane's Latest Disgrace - The Podcast

21 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What happened during Manaia's trip to Christchurch?

0.031 - 18.158 Manaia Stewart

daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show the hodaki breakfast podcast welcome along to the first podcast to see the sun the first to see the light the first bite of the cherry the first this is the first man i don't care what people say i'm no it's for me it's the first it's still the first first podcast i've done today

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18.56 - 21.867 Jeremy Wells

It's up there. Oh, is it? Yeah. I suppose it is.

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22.048 - 23.29 Manaia Stewart

Yeah, it's the first podcast.

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23.731 - 43.059 Jeremy Wells

Is this a different day than yesterday? It's sort of all blurred into one. I knew yesterday I was going into the black hole. You know, we went down to that place. Actually, this is what we were going to talk about on the podcast yesterday. The pre-game at the Richmond Club yesterday. I knew as soon as I got there, I was like, this is, we're in the black hole now until the end of the show today.

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43.56 - 46.704 Jeremy Wells

And that's just where the black hole ends, I think.

46.724 - 49.427 Manaia Stewart

You're about to exit the black hole.

49.927 - 51.93 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, I've reached exit velocity.

52.21 - 54.513 Manaia Stewart

Have you seen the film The Black Hole?

54.533 - 55.734 Jeremy Wells

No. Have you seen that? No.

Chapter 2: Who is Billy Bush and why is he significant?

123.159 - 124.682 Manaia Stewart

Shout out to Minaya's mum as well.

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125.904 - 128.589 Jeremy Wells

Oh yeah, shout out to mum.

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128.629 - 137.544 Manaia Stewart

Shout out to your mum who's listening to this. And my mum as well. She was listening for the first time. This is the kind of thing that I get up to on a Monday morning.

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137.564 - 139.708

Why haven't you been to the Richman Club there?

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139.688 - 160.902 Jeremy Wells

Well, I got growled there as well. Oh, my uncle. I know him as Uncle King. You know him as Billy Bush. Famous All Black. He came down. It was good to see him. What was he down for? So he's down for the league. No, he lives in Christchurch. Oh, he lives in Christchurch. Billy Bush from Belfast. And the Richmond Club's actually his local. They go down there every Friday for a roast.

160.922 - 183.116 Jeremy Wells

Oh, is that right? And he said, oh, my nephew's coming down to do a thing here. I'll have a table, thanks. They said, oh, no, it's all booked out. And he goes, I'll have a table, thanks. And so they brought a table over and they ate a whole roast meal down the front, right next to where G Lane's interviewing Mark Tukey and Russell Packer. And Uncle King, he's down the front having a full roast.

183.256 - 193.81 Manaia Stewart

Well, I would have thought he's one of the most famous people, basically. He is. Yeah, exactly. Like when he says he wants a table, you give that man a table. Thank you for your service. Yep.

193.79 - 221.808 Jeremy Wells

He picked the Cowboys up because he does bus driving down here and for years he was the All Blacks and the Crusaders bus driver. So when the All Blacks come into Christchurch, here comes old Billy Bush picking them up in the bus. Just culture things, you know what I mean? That's what success looks like in a team sport. and he said he got a call saying, oh, can you do one job for us?

222.049 - 236.658 Jeremy Wells

And he picked them up at about bloody midnight on Thursday and said, who are you fellas? They said, oh, we're the Cowboys. What do you guys do? Oh, we play rugby league. What are you doing down here? I'll be playing the Warriors. He said he should have got mixed up and taken them on a tiki tour.

Chapter 3: What was G Lane's latest disgrace during the interview?

245.833 - 264.789 Jeremy Wells

So he'll still drive a bus. Because how old is he? He would be... 70s? Yeah, he's in his 70s. He did tell me last night. Might be 73, 78. How was he, by the way? He's very good. He's good? He's very well. He's good? He's very well. He's in good nick. And interestingly, for my own purposes, still got all this hair.

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265.049 - 268.536 Manaia Stewart

Yeah, it's interesting. You look a lot like him. It's quite freaky.

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268.897 - 274.146 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, so that's my nan's brother. So what do you, how do you? That's a great uncle. Yeah, it's my great-uncle.

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274.206 - 274.527 Manaia Stewart

Great-uncle.

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274.887 - 282.397 Jeremy Wells

Do you look at your, you know when you're looking at whether you're going to go bald or not, is it your mum's dad or is it your? Dad on the mum's side. Oh, the dad on the mum's side.

282.417 - 286.422 Manaia Stewart

Dad on the mum's side. So that's not, that's not, that's the other side of the family for you, isn't it?

286.722 - 303.863 Jeremy Wells

He's no longer, yeah, that's the other side of the family. My mum's dad's no longer with us, but full head of hair when he went. And then his brother is still with us and he is 90, I think. Full head of hair. There we go. Full head of hair, chucking the broil cream through that thing. Yep. So I think we could be good there.

303.883 - 328.453 Manaia Stewart

I reckon you're going to be good, yeah. And the same as my granddad on my mum's side, Grandpa Bill. He's just old Grandpa coming down the stairs. Oh, yeah. Don't mind me, just coming on down the stairs. I know what you're up to there with your going up and down. Old Grandpa used to do a bit of that back in the day. He ran a full head of hair and also actually not a lot of grey hair. Oh, really?

328.494 - 331.537

Bit of grey. Tiny bit of grey by the time he died at 89.

Chapter 4: How did the interview go with Mark Tukey and Russell Packer?

342.228 - 348.234 Jeremy Wells

I'm welcoming it. I don't mind going grey. I've had a lot of... I mean, grey hairs stand out in black hair, so you can see mine.

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348.455 - 349.275 Manaia Stewart

You got any greys?

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350.096 - 375.375 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, I've got plenty of greys. Have you? Let's have a look. You won't be able to see it on the camera there, but... there's plenty of grades in there. Oh, I tell you what, geez, again, should have said this on the bloody radio show this morning. So we're in bed on Saturday morning and Jeff goes, stay still. oh, my God, you've got a white chest hair. You have a grey chest hair.

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375.395 - 381.228 Jeremy Wells

She's like, I'm with an old man. Oh, no. Come on. Oh, no. The flame's extinguished.

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381.288 - 395.93 Manaia Stewart

Oh, no. Oh, no. Any grey pubes? That's a telltale sign. I've got no grey pubes. Really? We don't have any. No, I'm running some pubes. Mine are light-coloured.

396.952 - 400.841

But the pubis, pretty dark still.

401.041 - 408.578 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, okay. And see, again, this is where someone goes, Uncle Kingy, when I was talking about you on the podcast, you should go and listen to it.

408.558 - 415.068 Manaia Stewart

Nah, don't. Luckily, I think he's probably not that good with technology at 70.

415.188 - 422.078 Jeremy Wells

He's not chucking a pocket. 77, I looked it up. 77? 77, he'll be 78 this year. He told me that last month.

Chapter 5: What humorous miscommunication occurred involving G Lane?

453.101 - 457.988 Manaia Stewart

Did he grow up in Whakatane and then move to Christchurch or was he...

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457.968 - 463.9 Jeremy Wells

He moved all over. Actually, he's got a book if you want to go and find it. It's worth a read.

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464.883 - 475.605 Manaia Stewart

Because he's a great, he's like a famous name. Like people talk about Billy Bush a lot as an all black prop. He's up there with like in the upper echelons of all black props.

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475.585 - 477.007 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, hard bastard.

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477.027 - 477.608 Manaia Stewart

People love him.

478.009 - 503.695 Jeremy Wells

It's skipped a couple of generations. But one of my favorite things is he used to play for a team in Northland. It was just up there working, and they wrote them in to play for the team. The first five in that team, Winston Peters. Yeah, that's right. Oh, wow. Winnie Pease is... Okay. Winnie Pease has... So he's been all over the place, your great uncle. Yeah, he has. All over the place.

503.715 - 508.521 Jeremy Wells

But settled in Christchurch. Lifetime member of the Canterbury Rugby Club down here.

508.581 - 512.145 Manaia Stewart

So he played his provincial rugby for Canterbury, mainly?

512.165 - 513.106 Jeremy Wells

He did, yeah.

Chapter 6: What are the details about G Lane's interaction with Willie Mason?

577.113 - 593.503 Jeremy Wells

Unfortunately, at the time of the interview, I was through to the other room where my mum and her cousin, what's that, my uncle, auntie? They were through the next room having a roast, so I was through gas bagging with them and I missed the interview. When I came back, they were like, oh my God, G-Lane's disgraced himself.

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595.246 - 608.067 Jeremy Wells

So he was interviewing them and Mark Tukey, of course, was running a goatee. Yeah. And G-Lane addressed it as a prison vag. Okay, well, firstly, why?

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608.965 - 610.669 Jeremy Wells

And he said that into a microphone.

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610.77 - 614.058 Manaia Stewart

What though? Mark Tukey's running a prison veg.

614.84 - 622.601 Jeremy Wells

Why would you even say that? He said it to his face as well, which I think is the craziest part of that. Mark Tukey running it up?

622.801 - 625.067

Jesus. Is he insane?

625.047 - 645.876 Jeremy Wells

Also, Mark Tukey is one of the new breed of player that slims down when they retire. You know how they used to blow up? Yeah. He's smaller now that he's retired. He still works with the Warriors. Anyway, yes, he said he had a prison badge. Didn't he used to drive a Mini? Yes, he did. Famously used to drive a Mini. Doesn't drive a Mini anymore. He's got a company-issued GWM. Okay, good to know.

647.298 - 656.588 Jeremy Wells

Don't worry, I asked him. And then, so when he accused Mark Turkey of having a prison badge. I wouldn't have done that.

Chapter 7: How does Manaia feel about his current situation after the trip?

686.696 - 708.047 Jeremy Wells

Horrible miscommunication from everyone there. And yeah, that's about how that went. Oh, man. Then I was, later on that night, I was over-served at the bar after the game and was introduced to Willie Mason. I should not have been talking to Willie Mason in the state I was in. Oh, really? So I don't think he'll be joining us on the show anytime soon.

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708.508 - 710.533 Manaia Stewart

Well, he's a big unit. He's a big boy.

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710.714 - 712.077 Jeremy Wells

He's a scary looking bastard. Yeah.

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712.297 - 712.999 Manaia Stewart

He's tall, eh?

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713.54 - 720.377 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, he is so tall. Good looking sucker. Those professional athletes, man. Good looking sucker.

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How are you feeling, Manaya? You had a late night. You had a few beverages. It weren't your fault. You got over-served. How are you feeling now, man? I just want to... Oh, it's about 10, isn't it?

731.696 - 750.132 Jeremy Wells

How am I feeling? Well, what I'm doing as soon as we're done with this podcast is I'm going out to the airport and telling them to get me the fuck out of here. My flight's booked for a real niggly time, so I'm hoping I can move it forward. You definitely can. You definitely can. I think I should be able to. Annoyingly though, my flight is booked under Finn Caddy's name.

751.095 - 754.084 Jeremy Wells

So that could potentially present an issue when I... Hold on.

754.826 - 758.177 Manaia Stewart

So seriously, did you get on the last flight under Finn Caddy?

Chapter 8: What travel issues did Manaia encounter post-trip?

796.092 - 798.035 Manaia Stewart

But you're flying during the All Whites game.

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798.055 - 814.957 Jeremy Wells

I'm flying during the All Whites game. This is awful. This is actually really bad. But I will say, I have ordered my Uber. I was just telling Jerry before off here, Uber, and this is not an ad for Uber, but they have a new function where you can enter your flight details. Oh shit, this is going to be a fuck around.

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815.438 - 825.391 Jeremy Wells

And then they will check the flight, any delays, whatever, and they'll show up when you land. And then you've got 45 minutes to get your bag and get out there and they'll wait for you. That's good.

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825.651 - 835.264 Manaia Stewart

Although I would say it is good. But I would say of all the times that you actually need to get an Uber, like there's always one that's three minutes away at the airport.

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835.465 - 837.007 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, it's actually not solved.

837.027 - 840.251 Manaia Stewart

Like there's heaps of them waiting around. It's more than getting two.

840.912 - 847.561 Jeremy Wells

Yeah. But it did make me feel good going to bed on Saturday night with all of my travel sorted.

847.922 - 848.222 Manaia Stewart

Yeah.

849.434 - 851.116 Jeremy Wells

Thanks to Uber.

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