Chapter 1: What inappropriate topics are wrapped up from the radio show?
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show, the Hauraki Breakfast Podcast. Lots coming up today on the podcast. We're going to be chatting in a moment with Michael Jai White, actor.
He is the star and I believe the writer as well of one of my favourite movies that would go close to probably being my favourite movie of all time. And this is your homework for this weekend, is try and find where to watch Black Dynamite. Black dynamite is like a It's a kung fu movie set back in the sort of 70s, but it's like a piss take version of it.
You remember all of those, they called them blaxploitation films from back in the day where it was just all a bunch of, yeah, like African-American kung fu dudes. This movie has taken the piss out of them. It came out in like 2009. And back in the day, me and my mates used to get heavily on the whakamanas and watch this movie.
Chapter 2: Who is Michael Jai White and what is his connection to Black Dynamite?
And it might be... You know what, I'll say it. It's the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life.
Wow, this is going to be a big moment for you, meeting Michael Jai. The funniest. Should we call him Michael Jai or just Michael? It's probably a good question. Great first question. It's a great question. I know him as Michael Jai. Do you? But I don't know whether he... Or maybe he's just Mike. Mickey J. Mickey J. Or Mickey. Yeah.
Well, he is Irish. He's definitely not Irish. You'll see when he comes in. But yeah, he's been in basically every Kung Fu movie. He actually... He's in Batman... The Dark Knight, whichever, the Heath Ledger Joker one, he's in that. You know when the Joker meets up with all the gang, the bosses of the gangs? He's one of them. So he's been in just about every movie.
Once you see his face, you will see him in every action movie forever. So yeah, I'm pretty excited to meet him.
Also, tomorrow, let's not forget, here on this very podcast, we're going to... Have foot job Friday. Yeah, of course. So this is the deepest, deep tease of all time. We teased it last Friday. So that's seven days or six days ago now. But it's going to be seven days by the time we actually do it. The previous record was four days. Yeah. It's the first ever.
Foot job related podcast in the world, I believe. Yeah. And I know sex.life dealt with hand jobs, but it never dealt with the pressing issue of foot jobs. Yeah, that's right. I know you've got a story. I don't know where your story is. Oh man, I've got two stories actually. I don't know either of yours. One involves someone's parents and another one involves someone's socks.
So there's another tease for you. Okay. Shove that up your ass.
All right. Well, here's pull that one back out and wrap this one around and shove it back up there. Yeah. Mine involves socks as well and industrial quantities of glad wrap. Do we have your attention?
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the Armageddon Expo for Michael Jai White?
Will you be downloading for Job Friday? That's something for you to decide. I won't be. Today on the podcast, we deeply, deeply disgraced my family by discussing for, what was it called? I've forgotten already. Jerry's Theories. Jerry's Theories. How many times you're going to...
Feed the Chicken Thursday.
Feed the Chicken Thursday, that's right. That's what it was. Campbell Young texted through, there's going to be a large amount of Not For Radio text to end today's podcast with.
Yeah, well, the thing today was, in Jerry's theories, how many times do I think Mania is going to feed the chickens while his partner Jeff is away? And she's away for seven days. Mm-hmm. I worked through some numbers. I worked out your age. I worked out the amount of hours that you've got off, your broadband connection, which I believe is fiber. Yeah. Fast fiber. Oh, yeah.
Your propensity to get distracted. Yes. Got a little bit of ADHD on the go there, so you can also your- Well, but the other side of that is hyper-focus. Yeah, I know. This is the thing. I think you can also multitask. You're a man who can multitask. So I've seen you multitask on multi-screens. Yeah, I will seek and screen every now and then. You can gamble and feed the chickens at the same time.
So also, the Warriors win. People wanted to take that into account. Often feeding the chickens is a gamble.
Wait, so if the Warriors won, am I more likely to do it or if they lost? No, I think loss. I think a loss wank. Oh, right. Cry wank. More of a cry wank. Anyway, Campbell Young was right. There is a large amount of text, not for radio, that we thought we could share on the podcast today. The first one was around caged chickens. Are those chickens basically going to be caged?
Someone else said, can someone else feed your chickens? No.
That's a question I've been asked for a long time. You've got to feed your own. Based on info provided, including excellent Wi-Fi daily, twice at night, twice in the morning, day before partners return, a couple more to fully use the opportunity, total 32 times with a margin of error of plus or minus two depending on the WAAS result and TAB bets coming in.
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