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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast. It's Wednesday the 6th of May and the year is 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Manai Stewart.
Chapter 2: What etiquette is discussed regarding wearing shoes in certain places?
Good morning, fellas. Good morning. I've got actually a question I wanted to ask straight off the rip, but we may be addressing it later on. We opened the sweepstake yesterday, the Seymour sweepstake, and it was going to be who's going to be the first to get on the Seymours, the pseudo-effort during this winter after the change of season. I'm feeling pretty good this morning.
I notice Zoe's not as sniffly. Attitude's still the same. Jerry, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling pretty good, thanks for that.
I'm certainly not in the Seymour area. No, in the Seymour zone. You don't want to be in the Seymour zone. I've never been in the Seymour zone and I'm not unhappy that I haven't. But I saw a worrying photo from you in the group chat last night, Ruta. Yeah. Demersin was my poison of choice last night.
Went to the chemist's warehouse approximately 10 past 8 and was interrogated heavily as to my symptoms. Yes. I said I had an aching head. I said I had an aching back. And a developing meth lab. I said I had a sore throat and an amount of congestion in my nose that was running down the back of my throat. You mentioned the trickle-down yesterday, yeah.
She had to go and consult with another pharmacist. Well, the sore back is an interesting one. That's a symptom. You've thrown a curveball in there. I was also putting on a funny voice, as you do when you go in. I think these are the ones that will probably help me. Ten minutes later, I walked out of there. Disassembled a moped. With a disappointing packet of Demerzine.
No, Demazan's the good stuff, man. It's the night and day. Went home, got on the nights. We've already got on the days at like 4 a.m. this morning. Feeling good. Demazan. Demazan. You can't soldier on with Demazan.
No, you can't.
It doesn't sound right. Don't you judge me. It doesn't. So what does that mean? So you've lost the Seymour sweepstake. I thought this was going to run for about a month.
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Chapter 3: How does the podcast address the topic of mood and illness?
So apparently next week is the time. I love that their advice is just wait until Friday. May 17, 18, which may change collective mood, apparently, because Mercury enters Gemini, Mars enters Taurus, and Venus enters your ass. Venus? Venus. The Venus enters your ass. You ever had one of those? I've never had the Venus enter Mars. Is this what we're doing today?
Do you know I had one of the largest revelations of my life yesterday? Please. And it occurred at around about 5.15pm. I was at TVNZ. I just had my makeup put on and I was walking downstairs. And you realise, I have been this whole time, haven't I? Some of those texters were right. Wow.
I hopped in the lift with Hilary Barry and Hilary said, I'm really loving this new skirt that Clifton, the stylist, put me in. And I said, oh, it looks really nice. And she goes, it's got pockets. And I said, oh, it does too. And she goes, it's so useful. You can put things in them. And I said, yeah. A lot of times that was the intended purpose. Pockets. They're really handy.
And then I thought, and I said, do you normally have pockets in your skirt? And she goes, no, never. No. You go to a wedding and you compliment a woman on a dress. Oh, I like your dress. And she'll go, thanks. It has pockets. If it has pockets, that's the first thing they'll tell you. It has pockets. And like you, that's when you realize, oh, most of them don't have pockets.
Women don't have pockets. Women don't have pockets. I mean, they'll wear a pair of jeans. Are you got jeans on, Zoe? She's got jeans on. She's got pockets. Do you put things in your pockets? Yeah, she does stuff in her pockets. But yeah, it turns out that women are walking around all the time, a lot of women in this world, and they don't have pockets. Pocketless. Pocketless.
Can I just imagine walking around with a pair of pants without any pockets? I can't, first of all. That would drive me insane. I mean, dudes love pockets so much that they'll often wear cargo pants, which have more pockets just to fit stuff in. Well, it's just a pant of pockets. It's a pocket pant.
It's a pocket pant.
It's a pocket pant. So do you subscribe to the theory that women's clothes don't have pockets in them so that they can sell you more handbags?
I mean, sure. No, but I think it stems from skinny jeans. You know how that used to be in fashion? It's not anymore, thank God. Yes. But no pocket. There was no room for pockets. You put a heat tie in there and then... Yeah, or they would have fake pockets. Yeah, sometimes they were fake.
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Chapter 4: How do cultural norms influence footwear choices?
And I'm fighting for pocket equality every day. Thank you, Manon. You're welcome. Someone has to. You guys aren't. The pocket movement. Pocket of big pocket.
Chapter 5: What are the arguments for and against barefoot shopping?
Your pocket looks. Ha. Pocket target.
Talking about women having pockets.
Yes. So that revelation that I made, that I had yesterday. Yes. Have you guys already had that revelation?
Yes.
That women don't have pockets. Yeah. Well, I talked to my missus. But I've also noticed that every time a woman has a dress or a skirt on that has pockets, she will tell you about it straight away. Okay, right. And that seems to point out that most of them don't. Or how often are you like, oh, God, give me that bloody phone. I'll put it in my pocket for you.
Is the missus walking around with a phone and keys and all sorts of stuff in her hands? Yeah, because I always just thought that the handbag was a thing that was an accessory that you needed to carry other items. Sometimes females need to carry more items than us for whatever reason. Lipstick. Yeah, and they couldn't fit them in your pockets, hence why you'd have a bag. A vape.
and such what is it what is a good thing though is when because if i go out with my wife and um she doesn't have any pockets or a handbag then she'll quite often as you said when i give me the phone to hold on to but sometimes it's good if you do go out and she's got the handbag and you've got something like sunglasses because i don't put sunglasses in my pocket and if it's at night for instance it's gone from day to night it's transitioned i don't like to put them up
On the top of my head. You wear them on the back of your neck, don't you? No, no, I don't. I generally try and take them off and give them to my wife to put into her handbag.
Oh, do you?
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Chapter 6: Why do women not have pockets in their clothing?
That's what it feels like. So the original Old Man's Nappy happened years ago when we were talking to James McConey, Matt Heath and I on this very show. Bring back Matt Heath, man. It would have been five years ago, I reckon. And I thought I had a zinger of a line out, and this happened.
Let's go. Let's go, Tom. I'll put it all on red.
Okay, let's go. Let's get busy. I was accused at that point. It's only just over a second, but God, it feels longer. Of an old man's nappy. Now, I also believe that Chris Goodwin needed to kick the song off a little bit quicker, and he claims that the button was jammed.
Oh, I heard that one.
He tried to. That's fair enough. I've had that problem as well, Gerry. And it didn't work the old sticky button. Same with the microphone. I feel like I was betrayed. I was betrayed by the buttons. You were hung out to dry. Because I thought it was a zinger of a line, let's get busy. And then if it went jing to jing straight in, or the original five, it would be just absolutely amazing. Oh, yes.
People would be talking about the radio awards. Yes. Best outline, 2021. It's known in the industry, for those of you playing at home, as hitting the post. Oh, yeah. Which is where you talk right up into the point where the song kicks in. But that one second pause that you heard there, I mean, that's the ultimate old man's nap, isn't it?
And so there's accusations yesterday that I was embroiled in another old man's nappy. I'd like to see the evidence of this. Cumulative highest weight, I think, is what we landed on. Is that right? Yep. So my highest number, your highest number, Ruta's highest number versus theirs. Yep. Let's get it on because we don't get along. Wow. Were you hoping for a way harder song to kick in there? Yeah.
Absolutely, I was. Unfortunately, that's a real damn squib, the intro of this, isn't it? There it is. That would have been so much better. Yeah, man, that would have been better. Should I try it again? Just go again. Let's get it on. Because we've gone too early. We don't get along. It was even worse that time. Don't send that to me. Yeah. That's a double old man's nappy.
That was a double old man's nappy. That's a radio first. The world's first double old man nappy. Double old man's nappy, front and back. It's never happened. Just when you thought we couldn't get any worse, we hang out a double old man's nappy. Oh, no. Oh, no. This song's quite quiet and kick-off, eh? You're joking. So did you get Old Man Snappy while you were talking about it?
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of not having pockets for women?
How's things? Oh, very good. Nice to have you. So how is being a contestant on Celebrity Treasure Island compared to, say, facing the Springboks side in South Africa? I'm sure this is a question that you've been asked many times before.
First time, actually. Oh, good. First time, yep. I think the Springboks would still be up there. I think they'd be a little bit scarier. Although Vinnie, you know, watching Vinnie... sort of prance around. It's not prancing, but watching him stalking around and some of the moods he gets into and the faces he pulls and stuff like that. It can be a little bit unnerving, but that was good.
It was a really good experience.
I think the question that a lot of Kiwis have when they watch that show is, did you guys actually stay on the beach the whole time, or was it like Bear Grylls where you managed to sneak out to a hotel room every other night or something?
Yeah, well, the problem was, that sounds good, but the problem was if you sneaked, you had miles and miles to go before you even found anyone. So I wasn't sneaking anywhere. I think you just take the best of the worst. We were on the beach, actually, the whole time. Is that right? Yeah, and we stayed in because some storms came in, actually, and it flooded.
I don't know how they'll show that, but it flooded certainly our camp, and we had to go up. There was a cabin, and I think it was a working one that we all had to squeeze into. And, you know, so that threw us a little bit, but it was good. It was a bit of a different, you know, evening.
So, you know, something to break the, I wouldn't say monotony, because it was all go the whole time, but just something to break things a little bit.
Yeah, you said you don't know how they're going to show that on there. Have you watched some of the episodes back? Are you happy with how they're editing it?
He went, yeah, yeah, at the moment. I'm happy because I haven't done anything. I haven't done anything. I might have said, even some of my kids are saying, you just sit there. In the episodes we've had so far, I think I might have come out with one sentence and two or three other words.
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