Episode 886 | "Fed Gala"
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. I ain't want to read this shit on him. Now he not talking to me because y'all teasing him. That's what happens when we tease him. Cut this shit off. We on it. I was going to chill on him because he's just getting back and he's a little under the weather. I'm going to still chill on him. Chill on him.
How does the podcast address the new music releases?
I'm going to chill on him because this is too funny, though. Chill on him. I got to move over. No, I'm chilling on you. What you said ain't got to change no bitch in your blood. Yo, what is wrong with men, yo? Yeah. What is wrong with men? We ain't running for no what? Your eyes. Look at you. We love you. He's beautiful. If we say, oh, damn. Please don't get us started, bro. All right, we lasted 10 seconds. What? Mona jump on dick fast. Oh, my God. Let the boy breathe for a moment. That's why I didn't send the email, because he be watching me. I need everybody in here to know that I compliment all my brothers. Don't I compliment y'all? Yes, you do. If I'm just a compliment, I can't help it. And this nigga looks better than all of us.
Thank you. I'm tired of just saying it's me. He look better than y'all, too. And y'all know it. OK. You too, bump it up. Don't. Listen. Nigga. It's gay to jump in this. But he know how it feel. Nah, nah. He know how it feel. Come on, nigga. Come on. Come on, man. I'll take him up to the court right now, nigga. Stop. That's why I have my battles with him and Michael Paul. I love y'all so much. I'm happy to see you guys. She ain't met Michael Paul, has she? I don't know. I can see her doing the same thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Mona's a fast little thing. I can definitely see it. Mona little ass. Yeah, Ish, I am going to chill on you because I love you and you're my man. You need to feel better. But why do you know his name, man?
It was instant. Like, what's his name? I don't even know it.
What are the key themes in the conversation about relationships?
After you just said it, I don't know his name. What's his name? What's his name? You watch porn? Is Jason Lee or Jason Lost? No, my porn is... I don't watch porn with men in it. You watch porn live. That's dope. Now, how many of those do you get before I stop chillin'? You just said that. You don't have to chill, but you said that. How many of those do you get before I'm no longer in chill mode? That's my man, man. He chillin'. He chillin', that's my man. We miss Ish. It's all good fun. What's the dude's name? His name is Jason Love. Jason Love. That's it. We got the same name. Huh? See, that's more the reason. Yeah, no, I ain't doin' nothing but 10 inches. Man, man, please. No, thank you. Come on. We've already discussed that.
The guy Jason Love sent an email and said, his people sent an email and said, would we like to have him on as a guest? And he was going to bring a custom, well, God don't even like me. God don't even like me saying that shit. Say it. A custom ten-incher for Mona in case you want. Yeah, go ahead and read it. Yeah. Would you guys at the JBP be interested in having adult film star Jason Love as a guest? He'll be in the tri-state area on and gives a date. Let me know your thoughts. He can have some honey packs and other goodies sent to the studio. And he has a custom 10-incher for Mona to try out if she's interested. What does he think this pot is? I don't know. It's a fucking cam soda. My initial reaction would be to call the police.
He's going to bring honey facts. Wait, hold up. Why do we need to be on rock? I didn't know what that was. You don't know what cam soda is, do you? No. What the fuck you do? No, I have no idea. Yes, the fuck you do. Yes, the fuck you do is funny as shit. Yes, the fuck you do. Yes, the fuck you do. I don't know what it is, though. Me neither. It's cams, like a webcam. Oh, okay, okay. And some sodas on the side.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:46
2
How does the podcast address the new music releases?
0:46–2:15
3
What are the key themes in the conversation about relationships?
2:15–1:09:11
4
What are the implications of taking a doggy bag on a first date?
1:09:11–1:09:58
5
How does cheating affect relationships and personal lives?
1:09:58–1:12:10
6
What happened to Andy Dick and why is it significant?
1:12:10–2:17:53
7
What are the implications of taking a doggie bag home on a first date?
2:17:53–2:18:59
8
How does the panel view the impact of leftovers on dating?
2:18:59–3:25:57