Episode 943 | "Spinach Dip"

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. Yeah, that's all. You had a good breakfast, you say? Girl. Yes, I did have a good breakfast, Mark. Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. Indeed. It is a 4th of July weekend. My baby made a little something, Mark. She went in the kitchen while I was in the bedroom just minding my business. Nice. I know you're trying to set me up for a joke, Mark.
Joe Budden 0:47
I'm not.
We're happy for you. We're happy for you. Thank you, brothers. It's nothing that y'all... It's day three... I'm fine. I don't want to bore the audience with me living with him. He's counting it. If counting it is bad, then I shouldn't tell you the other part. You'll really think I'm crazy, but I'll tell you. All right, so they got an A- on day one. You rating? Fuck, is this school? Yo, he's a psycho. Who got an A-minus? I'm grading. It's my them. It's family. It's family. They got an A-minus. Oh, you grade them as a unit? Yeah, each day. Smart. Each day. There's no one man above the team. Day two, we dropped. Let's see. Damn. Fall off on day two. What'd they do? What happened on day two? Me and the dog had to get acquainted.
Oh, you got a dog now. Oh, shit, you got.

How does Joe feel about living with his partner and her kids?

Me. Is it a little cutesy dog? It's a little chihuahua. Oh, my God. There's a dog bed that just arrived. That's all I'm going to say. Oh, the new dog bed. A little doggy car seat, too? Look at you providing. Please. Please get it. I thought it got sent to the wrong apartment, the wrong building. Lock in on what we're talking about. We talking about bitches is bad enough to make you move them in with a dog and kids. Pussy good. Oh, mine got two.
Joe Budden 2:22
Pussy's power.
Move them in with two dogs. Pussy power. And I'll be out there walking them in slippers. Chicks is bad. So you're going to war with a chihuahua on day two. I know he don't like jelly. So the dynamics of the house, we do have to get together. Happy Fourth of July out there. The dynamics of the house, we got to get together. Anytime I've had a dog, the dog was connected to me. This dog is connected to her. The daughter, the daughters are connected to her. And the son is connected to me. So we just got to get a few things, you know. There's a picture of it on there?
Joe Budden 2:57
Together. All right, now we're doing ads.
All right, we're doing ads. Thanks, Corey. Also, the way that kids function when it's just mom in the house versus how they knock on the door when it's a nigga in there needs to be addressed. Hard bangs like the feds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's something important that they want. They're not knocking. And that's cool when it's just mama. That one is a nigga. It's also cool if they want shit. No child has ever knocked on a door and wanted anything of importance. That's a fact. It's... I could be wrong. Am I wrong? They older, so they might actually want something. That's true. But having a blast. God is good. Ultra fulfilled. Blessed to be looking at my soulmate every morning. You said she made breakfast for you.
So I'm asking you, that means you got to make lunch or dinner or something. That's the trade off. At some point. Today. I'm not doing that today. Why would I be doing that today? You guys are lucky. I didn't have no electricity or nothing to make no food today. No electricity? Yeah, my shit went out last night about 10.30 at night. Oh. I slept AC-less. Oh. On the hottest day of the year? Yeah, that's correct. It was like 102. That's correct. I was fortunate that it only got up to like 80. Oh, nice. Which is not great, but it could have been worse. Oh, poor Parksy. Yeah, it was a rough night. That's hard, man. Now I feel bad because Mom Donnie had put something out. He said put the shit up to 78. Mom Donnie said, everybody, hey, y'all.
The power grid is going to be struggling.

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