Episode 947 | "Dragons and Dinosaurs"
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What conspiracies and air-quality rumors kick off the episode?
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No, I'm not. I'm not dropping no love.
But I do give that a little bit. Shut up. We drove by there.
You've never been, nigga.
I've definitely been.
I'm not having certain conversations with Joe Biden because he's been famous all his life.
Wait, is that fair?
Yes, it is fair. You don't know nothing about real life.
Damn. That can't be true.
I mean, you know a little something. You smart, but.
I have been famous longer than I've been unfamous.
Come on.
I guess I am that old. Yeah. Which I also realized as we were counting the gray hairs on my balls this morning. We? Me and my girl. That's what y'all do in the morning. Yeah.
Yeah.
How many is it?
If you waxed it, you wouldn't have to deal with this. It was a bunch. It was quite a bit.
Yeah, if you took care of that, like the sexy coat.
She wasn't looking raked either, like the raked lawn. She was looking like weeds. Yeah. I see why the new accounts went and did they think. I see why y'all did y'all numbers.
You got to keep the balls.
And it's 100 degrees outside. I wouldn't know what it is outside. I ain't been outside. I ain't mad at you. You shouldn't be. I ain't mad. Fuck that. It's real. All stinky and shit. Disgusting. And foggy and smoggy. Yeah. Smoky. Yeah. That's crazy. I've been outside a lot, but I hate it. Why are you outside? Why are you outside? Because I don't want to be inside with my kid.
Honestly. So you leave him and go out and play?
I don't blame him. I'm going to just risk death. I was like, I got two options. I'm going to risk lung disease. This guy is crazy. Bring him with you. Oh, God. You think I did? That'll really solve it. I took him right to that park. You think I'm joking? Can y'all please shut up? Hell, me and Mark, we were so dark. Oh, my God. You crazy, dog. How y'all doing? Feeling great, man. Good, good, good. Good to see y'all. Good to see y'all. Everybody good? Small getting everybody down? What's up? I'm good, man. Get your laps in. You stupid, yo. I had a whole weekend planned to cancel it, so I was like, nah, man. Just doing cardio outside? Yeah, then I put him in like five karate classes. I couldn't be stuck in that house for days.
The school canceled all the activities. It's fucked up. Damn. Sorry you're going through that, Mark. It's painful.
Was this some shit we was growing up and we was just too poor to know? Like air quality problems?
Probably, yeah. That's a good question.
Probably, yeah. Most likely, yeah. I feel like if it wasn't air quality problems, we wasn't going to do nothing about it.
Like, y'all know how those areas that always smell like shit when you drive through them?
Yeah.
Shit like that.
Triborough Bridge. Yeah. Elizabeth. Out here. Yeah. No, Todd. Nah, I think the air quality just got worse. Okay.
That's possible too.
Global warming is a thing.
I think the air quality got worse.
I used to watch the news as a small child. They wasn't talking nothing about the air quality. I don't remember seeing that. Now I open the weather app on the phone. They made the whole background orange. True. They made it look like a volcano erupted. I ain't gonna leave an ounce anyway, dog. I'm not going nowhere, nowhere. You're an idiot, yo. They talking about especially if you have sensitive lungs. That ain't me, but I acted like it was.
Meaning like asthmatics, right?
Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy, yo. But it ain't no joke. Last time we had the heat wave, people was dying. So, I mean, I don't want to sleep. No, it's the heat wave mixed with the... Fires from Canada. Why do I put fires in quotes?
Anytime.
Oh, God. I'm asking because I really don't know.
Oh, my God. What are the conspiracy streets saying?
Y'all know we got conspiracy theorists up here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What conspiracies and air-quality rumors kick off the episode?
0:00–8:13
2
Why do hosts debate whether dinosaurs, dragons, and giants really existed?
8:13–1:06:06
3
What are the hosts' early reactions and detailed reviews of Nolan’s The Odyssey?
1:06:06–1:07:44
4
Does fame make you detached or shape how you move in public?
1:07:44–1:11:05
5
What happened when Joe went bowling with Tsu Surf and why did security follow him?
1:11:05–1:30:15
6
How do the hosts debate snitching, restraining orders and calling police?
1:30:15–2:11:00
7
What was the dispute about buying water and Phelps' response?
2:11:00–2:13:38
8
Why is LeBron's decision delaying the NBA schedule and how do hosts react?
2:13:38–3:12:16