Episode 948 | "Somebody Call Freeze"
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What family stories and morning banter open Episode 948?
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In my car?
Yes. Because you thought somebody might be attacking you from inside my car?
Of course.
He has his karate outfit on the front seat. This nigga coming straight from karate to work nigga. Hey, relax! I kicked out the apartment. I was sleeping at the dojo. Nigga, go home, nigga. All that home shit would flip. Mark, I saw it right there. Nigga, it was this big. That's my son's. Oh, shit. It was white, right? Yeah, it was white.
Nigga, that's my son's.
That could be yours, too. You just tried it. I said, oh, shit. He just came from karate. Took a picture, too. I play with Mark. No, that's my son's dog. I probably should watch it. That's hilarious. What's up, man? He liking it? He loves it, yo. I came over here and said that he failed his white belt test a while back. I should have probably told y'all he passed it next time.
Oh, good. Congratulations. He passed it next time.
That's fire. And now he's all, he be trashing them kids in there. They about to give him a stripe on his belt. He's getting a little carried away with it. All he wants to do is fight. All he wants to do is fight. That's just the child we need, though. No karate. You can see it? That's crazy. Flip, do you always go through your friends' cars? I do. I do. I do? I do. Do you think that's normal? No, it's not. But I have to... Looking in your car, seeing the condition of it allows me to know where your mind is at in the current state. And where your life is at. Yeah, he's wrong.
No, that's true.
Well, I don't want to talk about niggas' lives, because they're going to start getting on me. I know what water to go in, because I'm about to shoot a shot at Ish, and I want to play with him today, okay? He came in and told niggas I had pee in cups. Yeah, you did.
Gatorade bottle. Yo, your car was crazy.
Your car is dirty, nigga. Your car is trash. I ain't gonna say it's dirty, but it's just junky. Yo, he give me a rock. Nah, nigga, junky, dirty, same shit to me. Yo, flip, get in. Just move this shit over. Niggas spilled coffee on me. He said, yo, take my shit to the cleaners. Never did. That's what I'm saying. This shit is dirty. I think that was piss. He's peeing in shit. It was piss in a Wawa cup? Why your car like that, though? Why is it like that? As a nigga, you come in here clean. You always fly, bro. Clean. I haven't seen a speck of dirt. Not even on the bottom of your sneakers. But your car, there's two different niggas. Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde type shit. That's just nasty in there, boy. Why is it like that, boy?
You be stressed? I'm not. You have an assessment. I have absolutely nothing to say. I've never seen your car or the mess. But you know the assessment. Wait, his car wasn't like that back in the day? Yo, you see me trying to be cool. I don't really litter, so whatever. You do, in the back seat. I don't litter either. I drink water all day, as y'all know. So if I finish a water, I put the water bottle. Nigga care about the environment more than his health. so then when I get out the car at a certain point I'll just there is an in between it's just like 40 water bottles in my car I just throw them all in trash oh you recycled oh you were the 40 cent shit okay I see I should have known that no wonder you be trying to ask JR to go down the block he be doing that shit with the cans and bottles you go to the can bank
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What family stories and morning banter open Episode 948?
0:00–53:29
2
Who is the underdog in the Verzuz and which artists get name-checked?
53:29–54:55
3
Why did DJ Khaled delay his album and what single does he need to roll out?
54:55–58:48
4
Could 50 Cent sell out Yankee Stadium three nights and which artists can fill stadiums today?
58:48–1:54:19
5
What childhood and fast-food job stories spark the panel’s banter?
1:54:19–1:56:34
6
Why is Mandy’s comment 'marriage is for broke women' controversial and how do the hosts debate marriage, prenups and estate planning?
1:56:34–2:02:11
7
Which pop-culture moments do they react to — Big Tigger ad, Malcolm-Jamal Warner lawsuit, Avengers trailer and Streamers University highlights?
2:02:11–2:54:53