Episode 949 | "Appointment Viewing"
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What opening banter and show rules do the hosts cover in the intro?
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. Mona seemed like she'd wake up and put Ghostface on.
I appreciate that. That was watching clips of black exploitation films.
That's what I was watching.
I like them.
Nigga can't whoop me. Nigga whole style is chump.
If we're talking about Ghostface. Word. Yo, we are here. Appointment viewing. Get coffee. Go ahead, get you some wine, roll up, do whatever you got to do. Don't miss out. It's about to start. Organic sugar in a coffee, I learned. Yes. Learned that today.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
Y'all put sugar in everything? Keep playing.
No. No, but coffee and tea?
Yes.
Just my coffee for 31 cups a day. Spaghetti.
Oh, you have coffee? Spaghetti. Like, let's really talk about it.
Spaghetti, nigga. I don't like it like that no more, but.
Grits, if I'm feeling kinky.
Coffee?
Oh, Mark, we still got to get him an espresso machine.
That we used to drink?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's a big part of the problem.
Yeah, that's actually our fault now.
If you had good coffee, yeah, it's our fault. Yeah, we've been supposed to do that. Yo, there's this, oh, God, man, I don't want to do this with, like, but it's a real thought that I had. Let's hear it. There's, like, elitist taste buds. Yes. So I'm scared if y'all get me the espresso, then I won't like how my poor coffee tastes. It's over. That shit tastes like swill. That shit that we used to drink from Abe is poor coffee. There's some poor shit I always want to enjoy. I feel you. Like coffee, oodles and noodles. My mom heard me on a podcast talking about, yo, I want to go to Flor de Mayo, Flor de Mayo. She goes up to Flo DeMaio. She says, yo, I'm at Flo DeMaio. You want something? I say, yeah. Bring me back some Lomo, yada, yada, yada.
She bring it right to my door. I taste it. It don't taste the same. Rich. Now, to be fair, restaurants be trash sometimes.
It could be the day. It could be the day. It could be the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even if you eat in there, you could go to the same restaurant and taste different.
You're going to see it one day.
You're going to see it one day.
Off the inheritance tip.
The day that the Ulanos don't hit the spot.
That's how I write it.
The day that a hot bowl of oodles and noodles don't hit the spot is going to be a sad day for me, baby.
We're going to convert you, Mona. We got a list to ship to you.
He eat oodles and noodles? I want to convert him too. You got to have... Oodles and noodles are just necessary sometimes. Sometimes they just need a pack. It's not even a one-to-one thing, but sometimes you need some. Every now and then, yes. A little garlic powder, a little butter.
I'm back to coffee, though.
We got to get you a good coffee. Do you season yours or do you just package? What? Gourmet. All right, let's go. What do you do?
What's your... Come on, we on a big broadcast. I would never share my oodles and noodles recipe.
That's like... We've talked about it before, though.
Excuse me. And I don't think I shared it then.
Pause. Can we stop doing that? Y'all been doing this podcast for 73 years. Y'all talked about everything before. That's true. Anyway, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder.
Not garlic powder currently. Apparently it's been recalled. That's a new one now.
Niggas is dead. That's it. That's it. All black people done.
We done.
They said we can't fuck with eggs. Bro.
I saw that too. I still hate some.
I feel like they coming for the shit we use. We use a lot. Garlic powder. Come on.
White people don't use garlic powder. Oh, no, we do. Well, I guess.
Parks can cook. You don't use garlic salt.
You don't use garlic salt. No. Yeah, I think black people use garlic salt more than white people.
No. No, Mark. That is racist.
Mark ain't all the way black. Black people use garlic powder.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What opening banter and show rules do the hosts cover in the intro?
0:00–9:58
2
How did LeBron's Philly signing spark reactions and episode celebration talk?
9:58–59:25
3
How did Game and YG's Verzuz performance reshape perceptions of L.A. hip-hop?
59:25–1:04:47
4
What were the highlights and controversies from the Verzuz performances and celebrity cameos?
1:04:47–1:16:05
5
Why did the hosts debate Mandy's viral comments about marriage and 'trying to fuck' claims?
1:16:05–1:55:09
6
What happened with Dr. Cheyenne Bryant’s ‘Netflix documentary’ robe and the internet’s response?
1:55:09–1:59:36
7
How do the hosts evaluate Steven Spielberg’s new film Disclosure Day vs. Odyssey and Dune?
1:59:36–2:06:29
8
What are the details and debate around Devin Haney’s $20K/month child support order?
2:06:29–2:56:43