Episode 965 | "We Smoking This Sh*t"
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What disclaimer and opening jokes set the tone for the episode?
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No, no, no, no. All morning I'm saying to my fiance, because we got an ongoing joke in the house. That as soon as she turned the stove on or the oven on, her son pop up from college. Nigga, no. Go to college. Go to school. Eat the Lunchables that them niggas serve up there. He pop up and get some of mama good food. Yeah. That's
how it goes. I understand that as a nigga with a mama. Where you lose me is I never had a stepdad.
Oh, you never had a stepfather?
No.
Oh, I have.
When you go over there to get some of mama food, you got to leave some of the curry chicken and the baked chicken in there when stepdad come up. The big
piece. This growing ass football playing nigga don't do he eat everything.
He laid his fingers right. He fucking that food
up. So now, she make some good shit last night. I'm just like, ooh, peace. Your son not here. I get
leftovers.
And the first thing in the morning, you got the chicken and rice. Oh, my God.
And it's Steve coming off the plate. That shit look good. He's unbothered. He ain't listen to nothing. He ain't listen to nothing. That's
why they lost 87-3.
Yeah, play around, 87-3, nigga, because you see me enjoying food. Ain't got nothing to do with the guy. 87, that's why they injured your punter. He would have shut that receiver down. Yeah, I wouldn't have went like that. I wouldn't have went that way. That was my bad, man. I love you. And you got
a can of the drugs. Gotta watch all this shit down. I wish y'all knew how them Canada Drys are fighting my house. Oh, my Lord. I go through a lot of Canada
Drys. Me too. The mini ones? Yeah, and the big ones. Yeah, that's a thing.
Now, my son calling. I ain't got time for you and a stepson. Don't you dare answer my nigga call right now. Yo, yo. Oh, I missed it. Then he want to come to your job and lick his fingers off the
chicken. He's staring
at
you. He got a troll of you. He could have ate that anywhere. I smell it. Yeah, he could have ate anywhere. Oh, my.
It's so good, though.
Son, he
said he left you a thigh.
Yeah, he left you a thigh.
You
be all right. I'm going to learn him. He
look like he learning
you
right now. Yo, you tough, right?
Yeah.
Niggas get thighs every day, B. You be all right. You
be
all right. You like
water,
right?
Last can of the jar gone. Who side y'all on in our last fight about food in my house? We ordered Chinese food. Okay. Whatever we don't eat, she save it and leave it on
the counter for her kids to eat the next day. I said, I can't take this poor shit you keep doing. Saving Chinese food brings me back to a
different place. And if they want Chinese food tomorrow,
we could
spend the $13.99. I'm going to save some Chinese
food. I'm saving Chinese
food,
fam. I
don't know
what the fuck you talking about. He in another bracket now. You save
it too?
Keep going. I'm
asking you. Park's answer. Ice's
answer.
It depends.
We ain't saving no fucking lo mein.
It depends on what it is. You can save the lo mein, nigga. The only thing it depends on is how much is left. She saved lo mein. Talking about my daughter will eat this after school. How much is left? You can save the lo mein, but you can't
save the shrimp roll.
No, right?
No. Come
on.
Y'all are
tripping. Answer it, nigga. I'll save it. And you lying, right? You're just lying. Mona, you saved it.
The crazy thing
about
it is
there's
one thing you can say.
She's eating it tomorrow. And you don't need to talk, y'all. And the
next day, Mona's eating that shit for a week.
I'm feeling real girly today.
And you're looking good. I
will cry and walk out. Joke. Y'all wish, right?
It was that easy. No. Come on. He's f***ed. This room get real stoic when it happens, boy. That's what I'm about to say. What does that look like? Did one of y'all run and chase me and talk to me? Oh, my God.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What disclaimer and opening jokes set the tone for the episode?
0:00–28:13
2
How does the conversation shift to personal topics like being called gay and the “openly gray” joke?
28:13–56:05
3
What do the hosts discuss about Drake’s recent stream, FOMO, and upcoming tours?
56:05–58:39
4
Why are the hosts debating penis size, condoms, and “meat‑stretching”?
58:39–1:22:05
5
What is the significance of Nia Long’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star and the 90’s cultural references?
1:22:05–1:41:57
6
How do the hosts address the tragic death of Q50, parental blame, and community responsibility?
1:41:57–1:59:26
7
What defines a serial killer versus a spree killer?
1:59:26–2:05:15
8
Is the new Converse advertisement actually racist?
2:05:15–2:58:24