Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What's up? How are you? I can't believe we never met each other until today. That's kind of crazy.
It's really weird.
It's kind of crazy. It was always like at the store like, Cat was here last night. I'm like, fuck. It was always two ships in the night.
Right, I would see you and not be able to get to you. Like, comedy is small, but only if you're mediocre. It's big, it's a vast, vast place.
It's vast and it's also small, because there's so few of us. And worldwide, we were talking about this the other day, there's maybe 500 of us on the planet. You know, you got to be real generous and say 500 because it's really probably about 250. Right. But legit comics, guys you want to hang out with, guys who are fun, guys who you recommend. Your number's going down.
Your number's going down.
Your number's going down. Guys you'd recommend, leave your house, get a babysitter, the number's going down. It's not a lot of people. Right. Think about the billions and billions of people on the planet. There's a little smidgen of us.
Well, as... As children, we all take to talking with ease. And so the fact that later on in your life you'd be one of the people that could say I talk for a living is an amazing honor. It's amazing. Even if you look a thousand years back.
Yeah, especially today. Did you be able to talk for a living? Oh, my God. And that's the problem also with what we do is that everybody can talk.
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Chapter 2: How do comedians view the landscape of comedy?
So they see you talking. They're like, I can do what he's doing. He's just up there talking.
And the better you do it, the easier it looks, which is part of the trap.
Yeah, it's part of the trap.
It looks like he doesn't think about what he says. He just says stuff. But you couldn't be as accurate.
No, no. And then there's hanging around with comics and getting to know about shit like they're electric Rolls Royces.
Right. Right. If Satan hits me, just know I'm hitting back immediately. You're going to know about it if I've never heard. Yeah. The electric specter.
That thing is insane. That thing's insane. Just the way the doors open up, the way the doors close when you touch the brakes. Yes.
Totally silent. For the price point, it would have to be perfect. And the whole thing is, it is. And that's what you're trying to do in any genre. You're trying to find that thing that is flawless in that genre. Right. And that's it. That's the Rolls Royce.
I've never had one of those.
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Chapter 3: What unique experiences shape a comedian's journey?
But if you're already reasonably happy and you can afford a nice muscle car, God damn, you'll feel happier. You will feel happier.
But every time.
Every time you drive it.
So what I'm saying is when I got the 67 Chevy Camaro, I needed no other cars. I was complete. Yeah. When I got the Grand National, you couldn't tell me anything. There was nothing on the highway that was of my ilk. But I've felt that way 12, 13 times. That's what makes it real love.
Yeah, they give you real joy every time you drive them.
And you feel like... that character in that movie. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, you drive a 1970s Chevelle, you feel like John Wick.
Yeah, it's a sacred, sacred place. There's music there, there's recklessness, but there's safety. It's like it gets to the essence of a being.
And I think it's a thing that won't exist 100 years from now. I think automated driving will be mandatory. I really do. I think we're about 100 years away. 100 years away from no personal automobiles. No control of your vehicle. We're going to stop all crashes. We could stop all crashes and all highway deaths. Come on, Kat. Won't you contribute and give up all your rights to drive?
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Chapter 4: How do vehicles and personal experiences connect to happiness?
Haywire. Haywire. Right. But that's part of the benefits of free will is you really can jump into a volcano, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
haywire you really can't i mean think about what we've done to wildlife the why the what the craziest thing in this country especially right here is pigs bro wild pigs are everywhere and there's so many of them i went to a friend of mine's farm or well it's like a ranch to hunt wild pigs and uh you just hear them like like lord of the rings characters in the bushes and there's
150 of them near you, 250 of them, thousands on the ranch. They're all over the place. And they have three litters a year. And they start having litters when they're six months old. They just pump out piglets. Let's go.
You can tell they're not delicious. They are delicious. Oh, well, then here we go then. They're delicious. We don't really have a problem then, do we? No, we need to eat pigs problem. No, we need to be sending this off somewhere to someone who does.
Well, definitely we should. That would be an easy way to solve a lot of hunger problems.
I'm saying we live in a country where we're complaining about food sources. That's a good point.
These chickens are pecking us to death. They're everywhere. I can't even sleep. Yeah, but they're delicious, right? Yeah. Have more chickens. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we do have an overabundance problem for sure. We really do. But the pig thing is a wild one. It's hard to get them. They're very smart, and they spread out, and there's so fucking many of them, they shoot them with helicopters.
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Chapter 5: How has the accessibility of information changed over time?
Well, it's because information is now a free commodity, whereas in different points in history, it wasn't like that. Right. It was protected. You didn't make enough money to get access to this information. And no matter where you're looking, information is the driving force of almost everything. War and conflict. It was about the place that you conquered.
Not only did you conquer them, but you got a chance to know what they knew. And that, you found, was more important than anything else.
Well, think about the people that lived just before they translated the Bible from Latin. How many people couldn't read it?
Well, that was part of the experience that you were getting from church was the fact that it was being read to you. Right. You see what I'm saying? Not what we have currently where you have the book and they have the book, but this person is literally reciting the word of God to you.
Yeah. And he becomes the holder of all that information and the only one. All holders of all information are that. Yep. It's like a human pattern that people follow even if they just run an internet company. Even if they run a social media company, they follow that same pattern.
Well, because everything in the universe, everything on this planet, everything that we could look at in the wildlife or in the plant life, everything is a formula. Everything is that way. And that's one of the science and math... go together with the occult and alchemy and all of these things are based on things like even the Smurfs story, right? The Smurfs are based on something?
Well, religious people say, oh, you can't watch the Smurfs because it's bad because they have witchcraft and stuff in there. But the whole thing is, it's based on this, the homunculus, the idea that you can create a human life form without a mother or a father. So... Really? That's what the Smurfs are based on? So what two Smurfs do you think got together and had Smurfette?
She was the only female of the Smurfs. That's a good question. Well, it's not a question in the Smurfs. They tell you. They tell you that Gargamel made Smurfette. But, you know, in... Somebody's history, I don't want to say what race of people or group of people it is, but in somebody's history, you know, there was this homunculus thing. Like a genetically engineered human? Life form. Life form.
Creature. Right. Whoa. And so, you know, it's spoken of in history very sparingly. But, you know, a lot of things in the world are about perception, you know. So we don't believe that there's. We don't believe that because we don't feel like we have the technology. But the truth is, if you go body part to body part, you'll go, what if I lost two legs?
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Chapter 6: What role does perception play in our understanding of history?
Well, we give you two legs. Well, what about two arms? I can give you two arms. OK, well, what about the heart? Yeah, no problem. What about that? What about that? Like we're already. Yeah.
All you'd have to do is make a clone brain dead. Figure out how to engineer a brain dead clone that will grow organs for you. And then they'll make cloning legal because then you'll never have to worry. Hey, cat, you need a new heart. Guess what?
This, sir, this is the same. This is the same pathway that everybody is on in all of these departments. Like this is this is what you like. People spend their life trying to find the cure for cancer. You know what I mean? Yeah. And working as hard as they can every single day. You know what I mean? Unsuccessfully. Those are the type of people that help make the world go around, you know? Mm-hmm.
Yeah, because it's all about information. And we'll be so close most of the time. But that's how you can see when we've had influence from something else.
Well, I think it's very possible that we have. It's just so frustrating when you want to know. You know, it's one of those things where... Life would change forever if you had undeniable contact with something. It would just change forever. Your perception of life, just to drive through the in-and-out drive-thru would be different. Everything would be different.
Right. Taking a shit would be different. There's aliens out there. You can say that about smelling salts or mushrooms. You can say that about... Lots of things.
Yeah, but about that specifically, if we knew that that was real. Because I think it's probably true, but I still hold open the possibility that it's all bullshit.
Here's the whole thing. No one who has ever seen more space or the universe than you and I has ever seen anything that was bullshit.
What do you mean?
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Chapter 7: How does societal structure influence information exchange?
I have good friends that have had experiences that they say there is no fucking way that that is us. That this is something else.
Right, just understand that part of the job in any of these circumstances is to kick up kerfuffle. Right. That's part of it. Like, if you live in Florida, you see how many times things go off into space, and you know that there's a pattern between that and government airplanes and, like, Our stories of cooperation have been nothing but cooperative, as they could only be.
Like, we don't hold any leverage. I think some of the shit that we're seeing is our stuff. Right. I'm saying, but nobody will have a way of, like, as advanced as we are, we still got to let that balloon fly over, right? Yeah.
What the fuck is that? That's the most obvious shit ever. That's your neighbor peeking over the fence.
No, it is not. It is your neighbor's drone.
Yeah, your neighbor's drone.
In your yard.
Up there over your house.
Yeah. Right. Ridiculous. Right. Filled with a pinata of the next COVID. Right. I mean, what are they doing? Flying robots. It's not like that. It's not like that. In the world of flying things, sometimes things go off course. You see what I'm saying? Especially spy stuff.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of cloning and its ethical considerations?
information is what is limited and whole industries can be built upon your ability to know how certain things are going to hit certain people and this was before we called things promotion and marketing you know what i mean that's Hollywood is not really there to entertain you. Like, that's great that that happens. But propaganda is something that is important to all civilizations.
Well, propaganda in Hollywood movies is built into the ingredients list. It's like if you want flour, you need wheat. You're going to have to get the wheat. And if you want to be able to make movies about certain subjects, you have to be willing to work with some people.
You know, it would be nice if you made it so that this is what we're trying to accomplish and this is showing the negative side of this other society and this ā And this is our hero. This is our hero who's going to go do America's bidding and go over there. And you're like, okay. And those movies are successful. And so they continue this relationship.
And you become a bit of a propaganda arm for the government. And in turn, they don't fuck with you.
Right. But that's what. that's what makes information so powerful is, you know, you don't care how people feel about the ritual. It's about does following the ritual work. And so you can fool yourself into thinking there isn't one, but the evidence will be clear. So like when I, when I was like, uh, all these guys are wearing dresses and,
Everybody's like, oh, he keeps talking about people wearing dresses.
It's not like that. Look at it from a different way. Look at it. Show me one person that ever wore a dress in Hollywood unsuccessfully. That's how you understand what a ritual is. So 20 years ago, I knew that transgenders was going to be a thing. It wasn't because I was a prophet. It's just I had gotten so much information. that I understood that things are secular.
So I understood that the earliest I had seen that word transgender was Baphomet the Transgender. And so I knew that in the ritual of Baphomet, the transgender, to show allegiance to him, you had to kiss his ass ring. Really? And it said both of those things. So I knew that both of those things would become popular in the future and that somehow...
Calling people the goat would be normalized over the sheep being always the most popular reference.
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