Yannis Pappas is a standup-comic and host of the "Yannis Pappas Hour" podcast. Chris DiStefano is a stand-up comic and the host of "Chrissy Chaos" and "Christories." Together, they are the hosts of the "History Hyenas" podcast. www.yannispappascomedy.com www.chrisdcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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How have you managed to get this far with no cigars? I don't know how to do any really guy shit like that. I don't know how to play pool, cigars. I don't really know how to do that, but I do know every state capitol. Okay. Is this the right way? Yeah. He's going to vomit.
I want to see him vomit on the show. I don't think he's going to vomit. Don't inhale it. You've got to get the fire out. Lower your hand. Are you doing this on purpose? I swear on my kids I've never done this. No, I mean the way you're being retarded. Get the fire on the... There we go. Right on there. Get it on there. Get it on there. Get it in there. There you go. Yeah, right there. Yeah.
All right, you're good. Just start pulling. No, suck it. No, you're not good. How did you fuck that up? What am I supposed to do? Smoke it? You got to inhale while you're lighting it. Yeah, what you want to do is inhale all the smoke in. No, no, no, no, no. You just kind of keep taking deep. I'm having fun with him. Breathe in while you're doing that. Jesus Christ.
I don't know. How do you get to be 40 and never have a cigar? Well, now he's a man. Now you're a man. So what do I do now? You puff on it. It's not even lit. How did you fuck that up? I'm sorry, Joe. You tried to light it for five minutes. You got to puff on it? You got to do this, and you don't inhale. You just take it into your mouth. Yeah.
You enjoy the taste of it. There you go. Take some little puffs. Yeah. This is not going to work out well. A couple puffs. Yeah. He's going to light the whole thing. Now you're good. Puff. Puff. Keep puffing. Keep it lit. You want to keep it lit? There we go. Giannis knows. Giannis, when was the first time you smoked a cigar?
I'm sorry. When I was six years old. Like a regular person. Yeah. Like a regular person. With my uncle. You know what it is? How did you get to be 40 and no cigars? I think because my dad never really smoked cigars. Don't cry. Don't start crying.
No, it's in the back of my throat. My dad never really smoked, and I never really did any, like, man kind of stuff like this. And I was with my mom mostly, and she was more, you know. I didn't know the way you said that. My mom. I know. Well, it's just I got cigar in the back of my throat. But I don't know what to do.
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