Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Hey, does the red light therapy really help your fucking eyes? 100%. I'm doing it.
Are we rolling? Yeah.
My eyes are so fucked.
Yeah. I can't see, Joe. Get one of the Gary Brekka beds for your house. Well, there's a bunch of companies that sell them, but you want like a really powerful red light bed? I did it this morning. Dude, it changed my vision.
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Chapter 2: How does red light therapy impact vision?
I can't, when I'm in the shower, I can't read shampoo, bath gel. Whoa. Like, I'm like, dude, why do they need to be small? Can't you just make it big as fuck so everyone can see it? They're not that small. I can't see.
And then I'm getting out naked putting on readers to see what I'm fucking I've washed my hair with conditioner so many times Yeah mine was getting bad mine was getting where I needed these fucking things which I haven't picked up in months and
I heard you say that, and I was like, dude. Yeah, it changed my life. I went to Wastewell the other day, and I did the red light bed every day, every day, until I Googled how much it cost. That thing's fucking expensive.
It's expensive, the real one. But Whitney got one that's not that expensive, and it's fixed her eyes. She got one that she just sits in front of every day for like 20 minutes or something like that. I love that. Oh, dude, it's amazing. But the big ones, the beds, they help your whole body recover. Let's put that into perplexity and say, what is the benefits of powerful red light therapy?
I use AI so much now. In the beginning, I was resisting it so much. Then perplexity came on as a sponsor. And now, instead of searching things online, I just ask the phone. I just pull up the app and ask it a question. I don't have to type anything. And then it gives me an answer. And then I could say, well, what's the benefits of it? And then it'll list out the benefits.
And then I'll say, what are the cons? And it'll list out the cons. Like, is there any people that disagree with this?
Perplexity? Yeah. So I got one. My questions are always like, they're always more like about me.
Why do you look yourself up?
No, no, not about me. That's so bad for your mental health. No, I don't look myself up. It's about like- Your health? No, my health or my experience in life. Oh, okay. So I was like, the other day I was in bed. I was like, all right, I think my generation- had the greatest run. Like out of all the generations around, my generation, Gen X, had the greatest run. We got great childhoods, right?
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Chapter 3: What are the benefits of using AI in daily life?
Millennials got fucked. Millennials got real fucked.
Yeah, I don't know about the greatest generation. I think you're correct. I think the passage of the internet, like the internet going through our lives and cell phones. I experienced VHS tapes first. Then I experienced answering machines. That was a big one. Caller ID, you know who's calling you. You can just duck people. That was crazy.
I remember when caller ID showed up, and then I remember when Star 69 showed up, where you could block your caller ID.
Star 69 was good because you could call people back that were pranking you. Yeah. Like, hey, motherfucker. Like, what? What's going on?
Dude, we got prank calls. My kids never got prank calls. Like, they never understood what a prank call was. The Jerky Boys.
Jerky Boys were fucking amazing. Those guys were so funny. Those recordings were so funny. You know who did a great fucking prank call recording? Greg Fitzsimmons. Really? Oh my God, it's hilarious. He did this one we called a rental car place. And he said that the car was on fire because they went to the gas station and they filled up pots and pans with gas and they put it in the back seat.
And fucking Bobby's smoking and now the car's on fire. Like, you got to hear this guy freaking out. What do you mean the car's on fire? you can't do that anymore.
Dude, Greg, you know when people go like, what kind of music do you listen to? And you talk to a real musician, like you talk to the Black Keys, right? And then you go like, what do you guys listen to? And they're like, have you heard of the Velvet Thud or something?
Right, right. They've got some obscure rap.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of Kramer's book and its omissions?
It's a problem. Yeah, that's a problem for a lot of people that have significant, like Kramer. Two things. A couple things. This is the other thing. Do you know he wrote a book and didn't mention that in the book? Really? Yeah. Yeah.
That's interesting.
Yeah, somebody read the book. One of the comics read the book. He's like, I'm waiting for that to come up because he never fucking brings it up.
What's the title? A tell-all book except for one thing.
Chapter 5: What was the impact of the first public cancellation on comedians?
Except for the fucking biggest thing that's ever happened.
The biggest thing that ever happened in my life.
Not only that, it was the first cancellation, the first public cancellation. Was that really the first cancellation? Oh, yeah, through viral video. The first public cancellation through viral video. Because I remember that night. Because I think I was at the improv and then I came over to the store. Oh, I do remember that night. And Brent Ernst was at the store.
He had just come over from the Laugh Factory. He goes, bro. He goes, I was just at the Laugh Factory. He goes, Kramer was off the rails. He goes, he went nuts.
Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to the effects of fame and identity?
He got heckled. He started yelling the N-word at these fucking people in the audience. I go...
no he goes dude it was fucking crazy he goes he was bombing and they were heckling him and then he starts dropping n-bombs i'm like no way he goes yeah i don't know what the fuck he was on but he he did a set at the store he seemed a little a little speedy yeah a little you know a little elevated and then left the store bombed to the store and went over to the laugh factory and that was that night
He was at the improv the weekend before, and I was there. And he was doing stand-up, but he was doing a version of Kramer, a version of, like, crazy, and he fell on a glass and broke the glass and cut himself. But everyone laughed, and I think everyone was like, I think he's bleeding. But it was, like, really off. Well, he was doing really off stuff from the jump.
Like, he came to the store... I think he just decided to start doing stand-up because Seinfeld had been canceled for a long time. He wanted to start doing something again. And he started doing stand-up, but he didn't have any material. He would just kind of fall down. It was weird. He would pretend that something went wrong and try to do the mic stand and slip and fall. It was very odd.
Which is also my theory that I've been telling everybody about Chevy Chase.
Ooh, I'd love to hear this.
So everybody is talking about what a terrible person Chevy Chase is, and there's all these videos that come out of him screaming at people and being mean.
I saw one with Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, and him, where it's like right when they're promoting Caddyshack.
Yeah, he yells at some other guy, right? Some other guy that's on the set. And this is my take on it. I want you to pull up the... Like a compilation of Chevy Chase's pratfalls. Okay. Chevy Chase has to be in constant pain. Has to be. He has to be in constant pain and almost 100% has CTE. Chevy Chase used to throw himself down flights of stairs.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of awards in the entertainment industry?
It's really good.
If it sucked, they would give it to someone else, right?
Dax is really good. There's some great podcasts out there.
I don't know who was even nominated. I don't even know who was in I just know that Amy Poehler wanted a lot of people were upset She said a podcast for six months, and she won great you gave it to a famous person Which you know in that world? That's what they do they give it to a person that like is gonna Look you give it to Amy Poehler amongst their circles.
It's not gonna have any criticism There's a lot of really good fucking podcast.
There's some great.
I don't know I If amongst her group, if I listened to all of them, I would decide that hers is number one. But I just know that I didn't submit. I don't want to be a part of that. I don't care. You're just a group of people that just decide all of a sudden that you're going to give an award out. You got a trophy? Fuck off.
Dude. This, okay. So when we did the show, and everyone's like, are you looking for a season two? And obviously that would be great. But you know what I said to Leanne the day after it came out? I said, I think I already won. I think I got everything I wanted. I did something I'm proud of.
And people responding to it, people like, the texts I get are people that will never promote it on their social media. Ron White loves it. Loved it. When Ron came in last night, And the first thing he said to me was, I watched your show.
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Chapter 8: How does Bert Kreischer reflect on his career and achievements?
I watched every fucking episode. Yeah, he binged it.
He binged it with his girlfriend.
I was like, Joe, you know how I feel about Ron. I get emotional. He's like my guy.
And Ron's not a bullshit artist. He's not. If Ron loved it, he loved it. And he came in and he was ranting and raving about it. That's all you need. Just do your best. All these awards and all this shit awards for art are crazy.
It's insane because it's not it shouldn't be a competition Well, it's also so subjective there is music that like my daughter loves it is her favorite music, but she's a 15 year old girl and I can't say it sucks because it doesn't suck. It's just not for me. You know what I mean? That's why awards for art are crazy. This is the best. To who?
To a group of fucking people that we deem the gatekeepers of all that's appropriate?
So when did you come? I'm always fascinated by you. Did you care about ratings when you were on news radio? Oh, no. Well, his radio thing was hilarious. Because that's one that I can say, for people that haven't watched it, I would say, binge that show. It was such an amazing piece of art, we would say. But always, and respectfully, always in the losing category. Always. Always.
Always in the losing category.
My friend Lou, he was one of the writers on news radio, and he would show up for the table read with a T-shirt that had the number of our rating on it. And one day he showed up and the number was 88. And I was like, 88? He's like, I'm like, fuck. I was like, God, because we got moved nine times over the course of five years.
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